Chapter 3: D*mn! I’ve always wanted to sleep with my brother!

Title: Caught by My Brother Every Time I’m Dubbing H

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Chapter 3: D*mn! I’ve always wanted to sleep with my brother!

Because of the dryness in his throat, he finished a whole bottle of hot water in just three hours. Lying on the opposite bunk bed, where Zhou Guwen was playing games, another plush toy was thrown at his face. It was a Minion.

“Please stop recording, I feel like the cicadas outside sing better than you,” he said.

As if in response to Zhou Guwen’s praise, the summer songstress began singing poems loudly. It only made Dai Yu’s mood even more irritated.

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“Yyucl R pbswze vyzj vs Nkw Ubldt yde pll kq R nyd qkde y pwcpvkvwvl x*ydla okvb y pkxkzya hsnyz vsdl yp xkdl.”

Pyk Zw vurle swv y zkdl sd vbl jlucsyae yde pldv kv. Mbl ldvkal qkapv plypsd sq 《Gtykdpv vbl Uwaaldv》 oyp wrzsyele vs vbl olcpkvl vbl eyu yqvla vbl ralhklo oyp alzlyple. Rd vbl qkapv vball eyup, Pyk Zw’p Elkcs qszzsolap pjuasnjlvle, cwv cu vbl qswavb eyu, vbl valde oyp nzlyazu elnzkdkdt. Mseyu oyp vbl pkmvb eyu, yde bl sdzu tykdle sdl dlo qszzsola sd Elkcs.

Jwv kv oyp y hlakqkle ynnswdv, yde vbl dyxl oyp “Ly Pkdt”! Fokvnbkdt cynj vs vbl kdvlaqynl, bl yzps ekpnshlale vbyv vblu bye pldv bkx y ekalnv xlppytl! Xb xu tse! Mbkp wdlmrlnvle pwarakpl sq y okze qyd clkdt dsvknle cu bkp kesz. Tkp xsse oyp lnpvyvkn, yp kq bl nswze qzu!

Pyk Zw alrzkle okvb vbl pyxl osaep, “Tlzzs,” yde dlahswpzu rzynle vbl rbsdl esod. Jwv pssd, bl alnlkhle y alprsdpl qasx vbl svbla rlapsd.

“R zkpvldle vs 《Gtykdpv vbl Uwaaldv》 yde usw rsavayule vbl nbyaynvla’p lxsvksdyz nbydtlp hlau olzz. Zswa eknvksd kp yzps hlau nzlya.”

“Mbydj usw qsa vbl raykpl, Yypvla.”

“Rd vbl vldvb ynv, ewakdt vbyv ‘T’ pnldl, R nswze vlzz vbyv usw olal ellrzu kxxlaple kd vbl aszl. Zswa x*ydkdt oyp hlau hkhke yde kv xwpv byhl vyjld y zsv sq lqqsav, aktbv?”

“Elzz… kv oyp yzaktbv.”

“I’m really looking forward to our collaboration. Keep up the good work!”

“Okay, sure.”

So, he received praise from a Master? But as Dai Yu turned around and calmed down, he remembered the message he had sent to Liu Cheng a few minutes ago, which was truly disrespectful to Na Ding’s encouragement. Therefore, he typed out another line and sent it.

“Never mind, even if our vocal tones are similar, it doesn’t guarantee that their m*aning will sound as good as mine. For the sake of the effect, I still have to do it myself.”

Time passed quickly, and another weekend went by. Dai Yu had almost finished recording all the scenes of Xiao Ba in 《Ups and Downs of Love》. Only the three solo ‘H’ scenes were left. They took place in a dressing room, a bathroom, and on the bed while cheating on a friend.

Because of this, he had more than once wanted to pry open Liu Cheng’s mind and see what kind of adult magazines he had stored in there. Just as he was reminiscing about how he had been deceived by Liu Cheng, a phone call from Yang Minyue came in.

“Xiao Yu, have you arrived? Come directly to the fifth floor, Room of Elegance and Grace. Uncle Wang and I are waiting for you.”

“Understood, Mom.”

Dai Yu’s father passed away in a car accident when he was six years old, leaving only him and his mother, Yang Minyue, to depend on each other for over ten years. Yang Minyue had been an exchange student when she was young and was an open-minded mother in terms of her thinking and other aspects. For example, when sixteen-year-old Dai Yu brought his boyfriend home, it was Yang Minyue who provided them with a “little circle.” At that time, the two young boys were so frightened that they couldn’t speak clearly.

Yang Minyue doted on her son to the extreme, but she was very reserved when it came to her own feelings. Wang Jifeng had been pursuing Yang Minyue since Dai Yu’s first year of junior high school, and his pursuit lasted until Dai Yu went to university before they finally got married. They had a sweet time last month, and after getting their marriage certificate, they went on their honeymoon in Europe. They just returned on Thursday and were eager to invite Dai Yu to have a meal together.

Wang Jifeng treated both Yang Minyue and Dai Yu very well. Most of the figurines in Dai Yu’s room were gifts from him. However, Dai Yu couldn’t accept the reappearance of the term “father” in his life in such a short time, so he didn’t visit home much during his four years of university.

As for why he was standing at the entrance of the restaurant now, it was probably because he truly missed his mother.

There was a person standing at the elevator entrance, with a straight and slender figure. Upon closer inspection of his face, it turned out to be him! The man who could take him to the clouds with a few “mmm” sounds. This kind of opportunity given by fate, if he missed it, he would be a fool.

In the narrow elevator, the two stood diagonally opposite each other. Dai Yu waved at him.

“Hey! Do you remember me?”

The man put down his phone and looked at him, his eyes scanning up and down. Dai Yu felt a bit uncomfortable under his gaze.

“Judging by your expression, you seem to have really forgotten me, right? The hotel suite is quite expensive for one night, so you should repay me half of the room fee. Three hundred bucks.”

“Now that you mention it, I think I remember you.”

Oh no! This man’s voice was unexpectedly alluring. With a little touch-up, it could easily surpass 80% of the voices in the entertainment industry. Dai Yu’s heart was filled with excitement, but on the surface, he had to maintain a calm demeanour.

“To be honest, I am quite satisfied with you. If you are willing to have something happen between us again, you don’t need to repay the three hundred. And I look pretty good, so you won’t lose out if I sleep with you one more time. How about it?”

As soon as the words fell, the man smiled. He walked up to Dai Yu, bent down, and whispered something softly beside his reddened ear.

“But I feel like you would be at a disadvantage.”

At that moment, the elevator “dinged” and the doors opened. The man straightened his body and walked out of the elevator. Dai Yu, who was left flustered for a couple of seconds, quickly looked up and saw that the elevator had stopped on the fifth floor. He followed suit and rushed out.

To his surprise, he discovered that their paths were remarkably aligned. Dai Yu ran a few steps and caught up with the man.

“Actually, I don’t feel like I would be at a disadvantage, really!”

The man stopped in front of a door in the middle, extended his hand, and knocked on it. Then he turned around, smiled, and said to Dai Yu, who had a sincere expression on his face.

“You’re quite adorable.”

Dai Yu was about to say something when the door was opened from inside. To his surprise, it was a familiar face. How could it be Wang Jifeng? Does this person know Mom?

“Jianqiu, you guys are here!”

“Dad.”

“Dad.”

Wang Jifeng paused for half a second, then smiled and embraced Dai Yu’s stiff shoulder. As they walked inside, he spoke with earnestness.

“I’m so happy! Dai Yu, you finally called me Dad.”

During the meal, Dai Yu was the only one feeling awkward. Watching Wang Jianqiu entertaining Yang Minyue and Wang Jifeng with laughter all evening, he wished he could slap himself a few times. He sent a text message to his dedicated driver, hoping for salvation from this awkward hell.

Zhou Guwen, I’m heartbroken. Come pick me up quickly.

Dude, wake up! It’s already morning! When have you ever been in a relationship?