Chapter 5.3 That Filthy?

“Duan Yun, do you remember the man I said I wanted to chase last time?! He’s my neighbor! Neighbor !!!”

Duan Yun, a well known scholar, thinks of herself as a love mentor. After listening to Bai Duanduan’s words, she began to give her advice, “You’re in the easy mode. You can get to the moon first when you’re near the water. According to your description, this man should be of slow to heat type. For this type, you should imperceptibly warm him, influence him, cook the frog in warm water, and eat him into your stomach…”

Bai Duanduan asked in confusion, ” How can he be imperceptible?”

“Since the other party has seen you several times and is not particularly enthusiastic, that means he is immune to your appearance. In this case, you have to show him your other advantages, think about it, do you have other outstanding advantages?”

Bai Duanduan thought about it, “I’m very good at making money!”

“But you are also very good at spending …… you have to think of other advantages? The one that stands out! The kind that sets you apart from other women!”

Bai Duanduan thought about it and said excitedly, “I’m very capable of fighting! I’m not only better than the rest of the women, I’m better than the average man too! I grew up in my mom’s martial arts school. I’m good at sparring, grappling, and long fist fighting! I’m good at taekwondo and boxing! I’m strong! In a fight, I’m a pro! If he’s with me, he’ll feel very safe! I will protect him!”

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Xdzu vs blya Pwyd Zwd elyqldkdtzu pyu, “Mblu pyu vs nsdiwla y xyd’p blyav, usw byhl vs nsdiwla bkp pvsxynb qkapv!”

“Jwv …… cwv R esd’v jdso bso vs nssj, bwb?”

Pwyd Zwd byvlp kasd qsa dsv clnsxkdt y pvllz yde pyke, “Uyd’v usw zlyad, yb? Zsw byhl pwnb tsse tayelp yde uswa zlyadkdt yckzkvu kp ps pvasdt. Zsw nyd’v zlyad pwnb y pxyzz vbkdt yp nssjkdt? Eyvnb y qlo xsal vwvsakyzp sdzkdl, dso vblal yal hkelsp yhykzyczl. Pked’v usw pyu vbyv vbl xyd osajp byae yde sqvld lyvp vyjlswv? Rq usw rzyu&dcpr; vbl ‘tsse dlktbcswa’ yde nsxl qsaoyae sqvld okvb ‘R nssj vss xwnb, R’zz tkhl usw y vypvl’, okvbkd y xsdvb, clzklhl kv sa dsv, vbkp xyd nyd cl nywtbv kd uswa bydep!”

???? Slyzzu??? Gzvbswtb Jyk Pwydewyd oyp ldnswaytle cu Pwyd Zwd, pbl qlzv vbyv psxlvbkdt oyp oasdt. Gal xld ps lypu vs vaknj dsoyeyup? Mbl sdzu vbkdt usw byhl vs es kp vs nssj y qlo xlyzp?

Rd alprsdpl vs Jyk Pwydewyd’p eswcvp, Pwyd Zwd pyke kd ekpeykd, “R’hl clld ps pwnnlppqwz kd nbypkdt y bktb-nzypp nsze bydepsxl xyd clqsal, obs ktdsale xl kdkvkyzzu, yde vbld yqvla bl yvl xu nssjkdt, bl pvyzjle xl, vs xyaau xl ……” Pwyd Zwd rywple. “Wsatlv vyzjkdt ycswv xl, kd pbsav, R’x yzz ycswv raynvknl yde vawl jdsozletl, usw fwpv byhl vs xyjl bkx lyv obyv usw nssjle yde bl nyd ds zsdtla qsatlv usw ytykd. Zsw’zz cl pwnnlppqwz!”

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Bai Duanduan hung up the phone, and internally struggled again and again. She thought that Duan Yun was right. Since she did not want to miss the chance, she should be ready to take the initiative to pursue him. It was just a matter of doing a few meals, and it doesn’t cost much. It was natural for neighbours to be warm and friendly and send a meal. Even if she fails she wouldn’t lose face. She has to give it a try!

Being a go-getter, she looked for a tutorial right away, and since it was her first time, she went for a starter.

Roast chicken, I choose you!

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Bai Duanduan didn’t expect that making a roast chicken would be more difficult than fighting a case in court, but she really didn’t have much talent for cooking.

While the next day was saturday, she went to the supermarket and bought a bunch of oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and ingredients and spent an hour in the kitchen by herself, making a mess and almost blowing up the kitchen, before she finally got around to wrapping the chicken in tinfoil and sending it into the oven.

Having copied every step of the tutorial almost perfectly, Bai Duanduan waited longingly in front of the oven, and the smell of roast chicken gradually came out of the oven.

The chicken soup was true, if you work hard, there’s nothing you can’t do! It’s just cooking, isn’t it? Bai Duanduan thought, “I can do it!”

With a “ding” sound, Bai Duanduan excitedly opened the oven and took out the roast chicken, which was still smoking and wrapped in tinfoil.

It was done! Perfect!

Bai Duanduan actually wanted to open the tinfoil to see this masterpiece, but when she thought that it was a gift for someone else, not to mention that it was food, it would be inappropriate for her to open it in private, so after thinking about it, she finally held back her hands.

It was noon, and Bai Duanduan felt that everything had come at the right time. It was a pity that although she had bought the ingredients, she had forgotten to buy a nice bowl and basin. Now, how to send such a big pile of roast chicken to the opposite side became a problem. 

How about just wrapping it in tin foil and putting it in a roasting pan?

This way, you can show that the roast chicken is not bought from outside, but roasted by your own hands for the other party! I’m sure this will make the roast chicken even more delicious to the other person!

Bai Duanduan immediately knocked on the opposite door with the baking tray in her hand, but unfortunately …… no one should.

“Out again, ah.” Bai Duanduan was a little disappointed, she looked at the time, she also had to go to the law firm in the afternoon to deal with some matters, and had a client meeting in the evening. It looks like it was impossible to meet up with this neighbour.

After thinking about it, she decided to leave the baking tray at the doorstep of the other party, so that once they came home, they would find the “gift” at their doorstep!

As a result, just after putting the roast chicken on the other party’s doorstep with a sticky note “from your neighbor across the door”, Lin Hui’s “debt collection” call came, and Bai Duanduan left home in a hurry to go to the law firm, not even having time to clean up the messy kitchen.

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Although it was Saturday, Ji Lin had a video conference in the morning and left home early. By the time he returned from the meeting, it was already two o’clock in the afternoon. .

Then he found a large pile of suspicious stuff in front of his house, wrapped in tinfoil and placed in a baking tray, it looked like food, however, when he opened it ……

Ji Lin frowned and called Rong Sheng with a cold as ice face, “The executive I fired in that labor dispute case before, seems really unwilling to give up. “

“What’s wrong?”

“He’s quite capable, he even knows where I live.”

Rongsheng got a little nervous, “What do you mean, brother? He came to your doorstep to harass you?”

“Pretty much.” Ji Lin pursed his lips, not even wanting to glance at the black and yellow pile in the tin foil as he said grimly, “He threw a pile of poop in the shape of a roast chicken on my doorstep.”

????

Rongsheng was shocked, “That filthy?”

“En.” Ji Lin could not stand it anymore, he tried to suppress his anger, “The most outrageous thing is that he insulted my intelligence and personality, thinking that by disguising this shit-like and garbage-like thing in the shape of roast chicken, wrapping it in tinfoil, putting it in a roasting pan and making it smell like roast chicken, would I really think it is a roast chicken?”

It was so unbelievable and infuriating that Ji Lin, who usually had a calm tone of voice, couldn’t help but raise his voice, “Do you think I’m stupid enough to eat it?” He laughed in anger, “He even put a note saying it was from a neighbour, do you think I’m retard?”

Rongsheng had to say some kind words to comfort him, but unfortunately Ji Lin obviously didn’t calm down. After hanging up the phone, he went downstairs to the property management. There was a surveillance camera in the hallway, when he got the video, he would go to the police.

[Small Theatre]

Reader @Zhi Heng’s

After Ji Lin gets married: [once again being haughty] If one doesn’t risk his child, he would never be able to catch a wife (1), I voluntarily choose to influence the descendant/your future child’s genes.

1. Word play on the original phrase ‘One who is not prepared to risk his child, will never catch the wolf which means ‘One who is not willing to take risks, will not be able to achieve great things.’

Descendant: ???

Reader @Zhang Duoduo’s

Ji Lin: Isn’t this that amazing person from that day? Seeing how she has a tendency to fall, this isn’t good! She’s about to touch me! Watch me evade this like The Flash!

After a long time…

Ji Lin: I’m sorry. I feel great pain for my foolish actions in the past!

Reader @Si Fen Ke Shi’s

After successfully and agilely evading Bai Duanduan.

Ji Lin: Fortunately, my basic knowledge in ballet didn’t fail me.

After a period of time

Ji Lin: Dancing a pas de deux(2) doesn’t seem to be a bad idea.

2. Pas De Deux is a dance for two