You’re Fired!

Chapter 6.1 Please don’t throw garbage at my doorstep in the future

Since the team left before solving the case, Bai Duanduan had to work overtime, staying in the office until the evening before returning home.

When the doorbell rang,she was on the phone with Duan Yun complaining about her intense work, “Wait a minute, there’s someone outside the door.”

Duan Yun was very alert, “At this time? Be careful, don’t just open the door.”

Bai Duanduan said “hmm” and came to the door. After a glance through the peephole however, she became nervous. “Duan Yun, it’s that man outside!”

“Which one? The one who used to pester you?”

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“No! It’s my neighbour from the opposite door!” Bai Duanduan said, enthusiastically. “Oh my God, he actually came to me of his own accord! He finally took the initiative to come to me! Duan Yun, thank you! Your method really worked. I thought I would have to make him a few more meals before succeeding. I didn’t expect today’s meal to be so effective! Did he really surrender his heart already?” Bai Duanduan muttered incoherently, “He is right outside my door! What do you think I should do later? What should I say?”

At that moment, a man’s low and cold voice came from outside the door, “Don’t hide, I know you’re home. Open the door for me.”

Why was his tone so overbearing and presidential?

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Jyk Pwydewyd bye vs yexkv, bl alyzzu oyp bla vurl.

Fbl bwdt wr Pwyd Zwd’p rbsdl, oyzjle vs vbl essa yrralbldpkhlzu yde dlahswpzu, vssj y ellr calyvb yde srldle vbl essa okvb qlktdle nsxrspwal.

Mbl xyd ynaspp qasx bla oyp ealpple kd bsxl nzsvblp, y qya nau qasx bkp ralhkswp yrrlyaydnl kd y pwkv, cwv bkp yway oyp vbl pyxl, lhld vbswtb bl oyp olyakdt zsspl nypwyz nzsvblp, bl pvkzz nyaakle y pvasdt yde wdyppykzyczl yway. Uswrzle okvb bkp wdqsatlvvyczl qynl, Jyk Pwydewyd sdzu bye lktbv osaep kd bla xkde vbyv olal dsv iwkvl aktbv qsa vbkp qkapv xllvkdt – ldnswdvla tse, jkzz tse, ldnswdvla elhkz, jkzz elhkz.

Rv pllxle vbyv vbkp xyd oyp vbl vurl vs nbypl vbl rlapsd bl vssj y qydnu vs wdvkz vbl lde.

Jyk Pwydewyd ckv bla zkr dlahswpzu yde oykvle qsa vbl svbla rlapsd vs prlyj.

Mbl xyd bsolhla, oyp dsv dlahswp kd vbl pzktbvlpv. Tl tzydnle yv Jyk Pwydewyd. Ohld yv vbl xsxldv, bl oyp hlau nyzx, ps nyzx vbyv bl pllxle nsze.

Mbl yvxsprblal oyp pwnb vbyv Jyk Pwydewyd qlzv vbyv vbl svbla ryavu oyp rascyczu tskdt vs pyu psxlvbkdt pvsdl-nsze vbyd fwpv vbydj bla qsa vbl asypv nbknjld.

Bdela bla pkzldv pvyal, vbl svbla ryavu srldle bkp xswvb,”R vbkdj usw jdso kd uswa blyav obu R’x zssjkdt qsa usw.”

Did he have to be so… blunt? Was it a straightforward confession right off the bat? Although it seemed a bit too direct and there was no courting process, Bai Duanduan felt that for the sake of love at first sight, she could also…

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Bai Duanduan’s heart was pounding. She looked at him and heard him continue in a low and soothing voice—

“Please don’t throw garbage at my doorstep in the future.”

???

Bai Duanduan’s eyes widened, thinking she had misheard,”Throw garbage? What kind of garbage?”

The man sneered, “I checked the corridor surveillance.”

So???

“You should be thankful that I saw your behavior as mere littering, rather than an attempt to poison me, otherwise we would be meeting in court.”

Bai Duanduan was completely stunned. What was going on? Poisoning? Littering? When has she ever done any of this?

She asked, “Is there some kind of misunderstanding?”

The man on the other side threw the bag in his hand in front of Bai Duanduan. He said blankly, “This probably belongs to you, isn’t it?”

Bai Duanduan took a look at it. Wasn’t that her own baking tray in the bag?

“Yes!” Bai Duanduan breathed a sigh of relief as she recalled Duan Yun’s teachings and said gladly as if reciting lines, “This is the roast chicken I made for you. I’m a new neighbour who recently moved in. I usually like to cook for myself and share it with my friends. Now that I’ve moved here and my friends aren’t around, I wanted to share the delicious food with my new neighbours ……”

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Her words were natural and fair. Bai Duanduan felt that there was nothing wrong with them. However, she didn’t know why despite her speaking these words, the man on the other side started to look at her with more and more curiosity.

“”Your friends, are they all still alive now?”

???

The man looked at Bai Duanduan and said, word for word,”Your cooking skills are really deadly.”

“……”

“Don’t make roast chicken in the future. That way, I’ll be safe, you’ll be safe and the chicken will also be safe.” When he finished, he immediately added another sentence, “No, you’d better just not do anything. For everyone’s safety, don’t even enter the kitchen.”

“……”

Bai Duanduan finally reacted, but… Did her roast chicken really taste so bad???

She glanced at the other person, coughed, and tried to redeem herself, “I may have missed the mark a bit with the roast chicken this time, why don’t I send you chicken soup next time to make amends? We’ll all be neighbours from now on. It’s better to have close neighbors than distant relatives.”

Unfortunately, the man refused Bai Duanduan’s kind offer without a thought. “Next month, City A will implement garbage classification. Can you tell me how I should classify your chicken soup? Soup is considered wet garbage, chicken bones are considered dry garbage, and chicken meat is considered wet garbage? If you send me food again, I will charge you for my garbage sorting fee.” His handsome eyes coldly gave Bai Duanduan a glance, “I have already disposed of your roast chicken. Don’t give me any more things. I’m not as strong as your friends.”

“…”

She really didn’t know what kind of wound the roast chicken left on the man… When he walked to his door, he didn’t forget to turn his head as he looked at Bai Duan threateningly. “If you ever send me food again, I’ll call the police.“

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“…”

Her handsome neighbor finally left Bai Duanduan alone, with the sound of a door slammed shut.

It was obvious now, her roast chicken had left a haunting impression on him.

Bai Duanduan thought angrily, his comment on the chicken soup was simply wrong. Obviously it wouldn’t be great, but the soup could easily be perfected with just a little hard work!


Although his face was expressionless, Ji Lin’s heart was still shaking until he returned to his house.

It was horrible. It turned out that it wasn’t a stool that looked like a roast chicken, but a roast chicken that looked like a stool.

When he had furiously rushed to the property management for surveillance, he had identified the suspect in his heart but when his new neighbor appeared on the surveillance screen, he was still in disbelief.

And that disbelief turned into extreme shock when he clearly saw the opponent’s face.

It was her again! How come it was always her!

Even Ji Lin, who didn’t believe in good or evil, began to think that he had probably struck an evil spirit. The biggest evil of all was now living next door to him.

Rongsheng’s cooking was also very bad, but compared to the woman from the opposite door, he didn’t even deserve a name in the dark cuisine world.

Ji Lin had been a bit hungry at first, but when he thought of the “roast chicken” he had just seen, he felt so visually and psychologically traumatised that he was unable to eat even a bite of rice.

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9 Comments

        1. Chianya23

          pfft ahahaha, I’ll traumatized too if i found that ‘roast chicken shaped poop’

  1. pyotr
    pyotr

    Lol this was really funny, but I wonder what Bai Duanduan will do now? Thank you for the chapter :3

    1. Mily
      Mily [Translator]

      Yes their interactions are funny 🤣🤣, thank you for reading

  2. kobold
    kobold

    Roast chicken shaped poop..omg 😄.
    I must say Duan2 is really over confident this time. How could someone give away something she wants to impress without even checking the quality? Cooking is not her best trait, so presenting to him is really the worst decision one can ever make.
    However I must still say that Ji Lin is very rude, really rude. At the very least she is a new neighbour who never have any bad intention toward him and it’s obvious that she’s trying to show hospitality as new neighbour, so he could atleast be polite and nice for the gesture.
    He could give a hint to not receive new cooking result from her but not necessarily to insult her to that state. It’s not logical for a lawyer to not know how to be tactful when necessary.