You’re Fired!

Extra 3.1

1. Ji Lin’s Two Little Secrets

Bai Duanduan recently had the urge to try cooking, hoping to let Rong Sheng “taste the novelty.” To protect himself, Rong Sheng immediately decided to reveal Ji Lin’s two secrets:

“Bai Duanduan, about those two secrets we talked about last time, let me tell you. The first secret is that before you, Ji Lin had never been in a relationship. So, he’s actually a senior virgin in his early thirties, hahaha.”

“Oh, that doesn’t count.”

Rong Sheng became anxious: “Why doesn’t it count? He would definitely be too embarrassed to talk about it!”

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Bai Duanduan blinked, very calm: “No, it’s just that this secret is no longer true.”

“?”

“Ji Lin might have been a senior virgin before.” Bai Duanduan smiled, “But he isn’t anymore.”

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2. Gossip on lawxoxo

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Due to a live broadcast program, Ji Lin unexpectedly became a hot topic and trended on Weibo. There were countless young girls crying and shouting to immediately know the name of this handsome young man. However, the scene on the law gossip forum, lawxoxo, was quite different:

1l: “I heard Ji Lin is no longer single. I have confidence in my own future!”

2l: “Of course! We male lawyers shouldn’t lose hope. As long as we work hard, we will definitely find a partner in the future.”

3l: “Come on, you two upstairs, wake up! Do you know how much money Ji Lin makes in a year? He earns so much, looks good, and spends money on his girlfriend like water flowing. Only at the age of thirty did he finally find a partner. Is it because you two have Ji Lin’s money or his looks? Or can you handle the way Ji Lin spends money on his girlfriend?”

4l: “The third floor, you got it wrong. Aren’t you aware of who Ji Lin’s partner is? We ordinary male lawyers don’t need to reach Ji Lin’s level of wealth and looks to find a girlfriend, do we?”

5l: “I’m new here. Can someone tell me who Ji Lin’s girlfriend is? Did he find a female anchor or a female celebrity? To be honest, I have a crush on a female anchor. Let’s give me some hope. As male lawyers, if we reach the top like Ji Lin, it’s possible for us to date a small celebrity, right?”

6l: “What kind of rookies are on this forum? Even the gossip within the industry isn’t updated. Ji Lin’s girlfriend is Bai Duanduan from his law firm, a super beauty. Don’t you guys know? You’re so uninformed, yet you call yourselves lawyers!”

7l: “!!!!!!!! Bai Duanduan!!!!!!!! My goddess!!!!!!!! Ji Lin, you damn bastard, don’t you dare run away!!!!!!!!”

8l: “Bai Duanduan is my senior. Honestly, she is the white moonlight in our hearts… and now she’s with Ji Lin. It feels unreal.”

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10l: “Do you have a poison, upstairs?!!! Why can you capture a photo of them kissing and boldly share it on this law forum where 90% are single dogs?!”

11l: “I haven’t seen anything, I haven’t seen anything. I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it… sob sob sob. Their relationship looks so good, and Bai Duanduan’s eyes are filled with Ji Lin. Ji Lin also looks so doting. It’s so tragic. Actually, I’m from the same class as Ji Lin, and I’m also a female lawyer, but I’m still single…”

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12l: “Hey, you, the girl upstairs! Leave your contact information. Let’s exchange business!”

13l: “Exchange business +1”

Ji Lin closed this thread, feeling somewhat unhappy. It seems that contemporary young male lawyers are a bit too enthusiastic about love and getting into relationships, aren’t they? The thread has completely derailed. Shouldn’t the theme be about wishing himself and Bai Duanduan happiness or admiring himself for finding such a good girlfriend? It ended up turning into a lawyer dating and socializing thread.

I’m really not happy about it. These male lawyers should learn to prioritize, distinguish the important from the trivial, and focus on the main point.

3. Taking Photos

One day, Bai Duanduan suddenly remembered that during a team outing, she wanted to take a photo with Ji Lin, but Ji Lin refused.

“I shouldn’t have easily agreed to your pursuit,” she said angrily. “You didn’t even want to take a photo with me back then!” She grabbed Ji Lin. “You have to tell me the reason.”

Ji Lin pursed his lips. “I don’t want to say.”

“If you don’t say, then tonight you’re sleeping in the study.”

“…”

Ji Lin glanced at Bai Duanduan, and finally, the desire to sleep with her overcame his sense of shame.

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“It’s just that I wasn’t dressed well that day. I wanted to look handsome in the photo with you.”

“I thought I looked ugly, so I didn’t want to take the photo.”

“Why are you so silly?” Bai Duanduan couldn’t help but laugh. “You look good no matter what you wear, oh, especially when you’re not wearing clothes.”

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