Extra V: The Spy of Retainer

“Ah! A c*ckroach!”

Following Mother Cang’s screaming, there was a sound of ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping in the kitchen

One minute later, Mother Cang came out. Little White put down the newspaper in his hand and asked, “Did you hit it?”

Mother Cang replied in frustration: “No, but I broke two plates, three bowls, and four spoons…”

“Hey…the c*ckroaches are becoming more and more cunning…they won’t eat when they find the spells I posted…”

They needed to use another method to wipe out those hateful c*ckroaches in one fell swoop…

When Cang Qiong returned home, he knew that another army of c*ckroaches had risen at his home. He summoned Little Wu Lang and his guards.

A bunch of c*ckroaches neatly lined up, walked in sync, and crawled out of Kong Kong’s schoolbag. Once they were settled, Little Wu Lang came out and shouted at his c*ckroach brothers.

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“Gvvldvksd!”

“Gv lypl!”

“Slrsav vbl dwxcla!”

“Xdl, vos, vball, qswa, qkhl, pkm, plhld!”

Gqvla vbl n*njasynblp elnzyale vblka dwxclap, Nkvvzl Ew Nydt alvwadle vs vbl iwlwl yde rwqqle wr bkp nblpv, “Vzlypl tkhl xl vbl saela, pka!”

“Alau tsse.” Uydt Cksdt dseele kd pyvkpqynvksd yde vssj swv y rkzz, “Mbkp vkxl, R dlle usw vs kdqkzvayvl vbl ldlxu’p dlpv. Gqvla elnlkhkdt vbl n*njasynblp, zwal vblx vs lyv vbl rskpsd rkzz. Nlv vblx yzz ekl yv sdnl.”

“Zlp, pka!”

“R oydv usw vs es kv nzlydzu, ps ol osd’v byhl vaswczl yqvla vbyv.”

“Yes, my lord!”

“Very well, I hope to see their corpses tomorrow morning.”

At night, Little Wu Lang lurked in Cang Qiong’s kitchen.

Not long after, the group of arrogant c*ckroaches was dispatched. Little Wu Lang and the guards approached the occupants and greeted them in an amicable manner, saying that their ancestors had lived there, so they thought of revisiting the old place.

The leader of the c*ckroaches crawled out and saw Little Wu Lang. He noticed Wu Lang was young, handsome, and had an impressive physique. He thought that if Wu Lang became his son-in-law, he would surely be able to strengthen their family and could give birth to countless offspring. So he called his eight daughters over.

“These are my daughters. You are not familiar with the place here, so I will let my beautiful daughter be your guide. What do you think?”

“Thank you, boss!”

Little Wu Lang and his guards were humorous and graceful. They even had exceptional patterns on their bodies, which quickly won the favor of all the girls. Little Wu Lang took the opportunity and learned that there were 27 members in the family, including the old and young, and nine eggs that were about to hatch.

A young c*ckroach timidly crawled to Little Wu Lang’s side and admiralty looked at him.

“Why are you looking at me like that?” Little Wu Lang asked it.

“I…I think you are very different…”

“Oh, I have a family birthmark on my back!”

“No, no no…I mean I feel…I think you’re special…Can I be friends with you?”

“Oh, yes.” Little Wu Lang casually replied, but the little c*ckroach was extremely happy.

Little Wu Lang thought to himself: ‘I am indeed a very special c*ckroach…’

The c*ckroaches that crawled into the cabinet found a bowl of sweet white fungus soup, so they immediately notified everyone. All the c*ckroaches cheered up and rushed forward.

The little c*ckroach enthusiastically said to Little Wu Lang: “Older brother Little Wu Lang, let’s go there too!”

“Okay!” It was exactly what he wanted.

Little Wu Lang climbed to the edge of the bowl. While everyone else was not paying attention to him, he secretly threw the pills inside the bowl. Pretending to be hungry and thirsty, he ate with the others.

An hour later, the c*ckroaches began to experience abdominal pain and slowly fell to the ground. Little Wu Lang and the guards also pretended to be suffering from unbearable abdominal pain. After all, killing their own species didn’t sound honorable…

“What’s going on?” The head of the other group of c*ckroaches rolled over the table. He suddenly realized that everyone must be poisoned!

The little c*ckroach also rolled on the ground in pain. Feeling that he wouldn’t be able to survive, he struggled to crawl toward Little Wu Lang.

“It–it’s my great fortune to have you as my friend before I die. This way, I will be with someone on my way to the Yellow Spring Road*…”

*Yellow Spring Road is the road connecting the human world and the Underworld in Chinese myth. 

Looking at the little c*ckroach’s sincere eyes , Little Wu Lang felt very sorry…

“You haven’t told me your name yet…”

“Ruyi…my name is Ruyi…”

“Ruyi, I’m sorry. I’m an undercover spy…” Little Wu Lang stood up and held Ruyi’s appendage apologetically.

“Spy?…Why…?”

“Because we are the retainers of the Cang Family…”

Ruyi stared at Little Wu Lang closely and unwillingly swallowed his last breath.

Wu Lang sighed deeply and closed his eyes. “In your next life, please reincarnate to my family…”

There was still an hour before dawn. The guards finished their search and dragged out 27 corpses.

A guard reported: “Boss, all nine eggs have been found, what should I do?”

Little Wu Lang mercilessly said, “Cut the weeds and root them out!” (Kill them all) 

“Yes, sir!”

While everyone was dealing with the c*ckroach eggs, Little Wu Lang dragged Ruyi’s body out and buried it in the back garden…

Dawn.

Kong Kong counted the dead c*ckroaches in surprise. Cang Qiong listened to Little Wu Lang’s report.

“My lord, all twenty-six c*ckroaches are here, and the eggs have been annihilated!”

“Very good! Go back and rest.”

After all the c*ckroaches left, Cang Qiong thought of something, so he went to ask Little Wu Lang.

“Little Wu Lang, where did you put the poison?”

“In the white fungus soup on the first shelf of the cupboard.”

“OK.”

“Lord……”

Little Wu Lang seemed to want to say something, so Cang Qiong asked: “What’s the matter?”

“Can my lord let a c*ckroach reincarnate into my family?”

Cang Qiong smiled, “No problem.”

“Thank you, my lord!”

Cang Qiong went to the kitchen, opened the cupboard, and was surprised to find that the white fungus soup was gone!

His first reaction – “Kong Kong, where’s the white fungus soup?”

“Already ate it.”

“What??!” Cang Qiong grabbed Kong Kong’s neck and shook it vigorously, “Hurry up and spit it out!”

“Wait…wait a minute…no…it’s not me…”

“Huh?” Cang Qiong let go, “Didn’t you eat it?” That was good news then.

“Little White ate it… Because today’s breakfast was pancakes, he didn’t want to eat it, so he ate yesterday’s white fungus soup…”

“Oh…that’s good…”

“Is there a problem?”

“No, nothing…” Cang Qiong tenderly rubbed Kong Kong. “Kong Kong, I’m sorry, I shook you hard just now…”

“It’s all right…it’s all right…”

At noon.

“Little White, it’s time for lunch.”

Little Black knocked on the toilet door. Little White had been in the toilet for half an hour. He wondered if Little White had fallen into the toilet!

“You… eat first… my stomach hurts~~~~”

A few days later, a new member was added to Little Wu Lang’s family and he named it “Ruyi”.