Extra I: Er Lang

Some c*ckroaches lived in Cang Qiong’s rented house, and one of them was named Er Lang. Previously, Kong Kong had eaten his blood brother, Da Lang. Witnessing his brother being ruthlessly eaten, Er Lang was extremely horrified. Alarmed, he thought: ‘Even if a c*ckroach is covered in bacteria, it still can become a human meal!’

Since then, Er Lang has been cautious and has survived until now.

One evening, Er Lang felt very thirsty, so he sneaked to the water bucket to drink some water. But unexpectedly, he has been seen by the big devil who ate c*ckroaches!

Kong Kong yelled: “c*ckroach!”——Note: This call was different from other calls, especially from girls’ screams. The typical cry of “c*ckroach!” has a fearful tone. However, Kong Kong’s shout of “c*ckroach!” had a hint of extreme excitement and elation! It was like when Columbus discovered America.

Er Lang knew the situation was not good, so he fluttered his wings and flew. Kitchen knives, bamboo chopsticks, rice spoons, and spoons were thrown at him. Er Lang escaped the attacks with his superb flying skills and stopped on the ceiling, panting…

Kong Kong picked up the fruit knife again and was about to throw it to the c*ckroach. Er Lang cursed from the ceiling: “Do you think you are the Legendary Dagger Li* and can never miss a shot?”

*Legendary Dagger Li is the main character of a Wuxiabook and also a TV show. He is a master when it came to flying daggers. 

But human beings could not understand c*ckroaches’ language, so Kong Kong still aimed at Er Lang… Er Lang was cornered. Thus, he used his ultimate skill – flying toward Kong Kong! Ordinary people would react immediately when they saw this and avoid the c*ckroach. Taking this opportunity, the c*ckroach usually could find a way to escape. But it wasn’t the case with Kong Kong — he was, instead, opening his mouth widely… (—__—|||)

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“Wsavwdyvlzu, qsavwdyvlzu…” Oa Nydt ryvvle bkp nblpv, alfsknkdt vbyv bl lpnyrle qasx elyvb. Tl oyp ycswv vs awd yoyu obld bl oyp czsnjle cu ydsvbla rlapsd—Uydt Cksdt. Mblu kxxlekyvlzu pvyale yv lynb svbla…

Uydt Cksdt pyke qklanlzu: “R byvl n*njasynblp vbl xspv! Oprlnkyzzu qzukdt n*njasynblp!”

Oa Nydt eked’v pbso ydu olyjdlpp lkvbla. Tl takvvle bkp vllvb yde pyke, “R byvl bwxydp! Oprlnkyzzu xld okvb xupsrbscky!” Oa Nydt oyp ycswv vs qzyr bkp okdtp yde qzll obld bl blyae y osae clbkde bkx, “Mbwdela!”

Rd vbl olzz-jlrv jkvnbld, plhlayz cszvp sq zktbvdkdt pweeldzu yrrlyale. Gde wdqsavwdyvlzu, Oa Nydt oyp pvawnj pvayktbv…

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Gqvla clkdt pvawnj cu zktbvdkdt, Oa Nydt lmwele y pxlzz sq cwadv rasvlkd… “R–R’x fwpv y n*njasynb. Rp kv osavb jkzzkdt xl okvb zktbvdkdt?! R—R oswze ayvbla cl rskpsdle vs elyvb cu ayeya….”

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“Kong Kong, listen to me. If you dare to eat c*ckroaches again, don’t expect me to kiss you in this life!”

“Woooooo…I understand…”

While the two were talking, a black figure in the corner quickly dragged Er Lang’s corpse away…

“Er Lang, you can rest in peace now. Woo~ woo… I, San Lang*, swear that I will avenge you!”

*Lang means “Son” in Chinese. Da means “Big” in Chinese. Er means “Two” in Chinese. San means “Three” in Chinese. So it is obvious by looking at their names that they are brothers. 

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