Chapter 39.3: Daddy’s going to show you how it’s done.

Shen Juan said, “When did I say that?”

Lin Yujing came to her senses and looked at him expressionlessly. “Classmate Shen, are you going to change your mind now?”

“Why would I want to give you something I won?” Shen Juan tilted his head and gave her a lazy smile. In a low voice he asked, “Who are you to me? Hmm?”

Lin Yujing silently stared at him for several seconds, then hung her head.

Shen Juan thought she would lose her temper again. He raised his hand, just wanting to rub her head, then noticed her hand reaching into the pocket of her sweater. After some fishing around, she pulled out her little rabbit keyring.

Lin Yujing looked down and earnestly removed it from her bunch of keys. She placed the keyring in her open palm and held it out to him, her eyes shining brightly in the dark. “I can give you this.”

Shen Juan’s eyes gradually fell, and he didn’t speak.

The workmanship of the rabbit wasn’t comparable to that of the treasured teddy bear. It was keyring with a very small, cream-white plush Peter Rabbit wearing a crooked pink and white skirt. The facial features were also quite crude; the eyes were different sizes, and one of them was sewn on a bit askew.

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“Eydv kv.” Fbld Kwyd aykple bkp byde, bssjle vbl xlvyz akdt sq vbl jlunbykd sd bkp qkdtlavkrp, yde pyke kd y zso hsknl, “R oydv kv, R zkjl vbkp.”

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Mbl czynj kasd essa oyp srld yde wdzsnjle.

Kkydt Tyd vbswtbv vbyv Fbld Kwyd bye qsatsvvld vs zsnj kv vbl dktbv clqsal, clnywpl yv vbkp vkxl sq eyu Fbld Kwyd wpwyzzu oypd’v yoyjl ulv.

Tl srldle vbl essa, yde yp bl ldvlale vbl pvweks bl kxxlekyvlzu pyo vbl rlapsd sd vbl psqy.

Kkydt Tyd oyp pvyavzle yde vssj y pvlr cynj. “Xb xu tse.”

Shen Juan was reading a book. When he heard the voice, he raised his head from the bag of milk he was holding, and looked over at Jiang Han.

Jiang Han had received a bit of a shock. “You got up so early today?”

“Mm.” Shen Juan looked down and continued to read.

Jiang Han became keenly aware that this person was in a good mood today.

“I thought you weren’t up yet,” He said as he walked over with a bag of rice balls, one of which he placed on the coffee table in front of him as he spoke. “I got you breakfast, tiger skin eggs [1] with black glutinous rice, right? I also specially ordered a large size, but you got up so early you must also have finished eating.”

He put down the rice ball and noticed the pink rabbit beside it. “Hey, which girl dropped this? If you put it here, she won’t be able to find it when the time comes.” He paused, looking at the above-mentioned bunch of keys on the ring. The more he looked at them, the more familiar they seemed, and he asked, “Boss Shen, why do the ones hanging on this look a little like the keys to the studio?”

Shen Juan said “Mm.”

“Hey, is this really f*cking—?” Jiang Han grabbed the rabbit, carrying it in his hands, and tried to carefully identify it. “It can’t be Wang Yiyang’s, right? What’s wrong with this guy, eh? Does he have blisters on his brain [2]? Now he’s starting with pink rabbits? Hahahahahahaha, this stupid sissy, hahaha, I’m going to die from laughing [3]…”

Shen Juan raised his head.

Jiang Han pinched and rubbed the rabbit’s ears. “The ears are pretty soft.”

Shen Juan closed the book and looked at him. “Put it down, if you get it dirty I’ll let you leave sideways today.”

“What for, eh, Master Juan? I’m just looking, and anyway Wang Yiyang isn’t here,” Jiang Han looked up to the sky, still laughing. “Hahahaha, this is so gay, it was a pretty good choice.” [4]

Shen Juan looked at him with a deadpan expression on his face, and said with a heavy pause after each word, “This. Is. F*cking. Mine.”

“……”

Jiang Han felt as if, during his own cheerful laughing and talking, two letters were typed: GG [5].

The author has something to say:

Jiang Han: During the cheerful laughing and talking, GG was typed.

Let’s applaud the end of Boss Jiang! Clap Clap Clap Clap

There are bosses who don’t understand what it means to laugh and feel someone hit GG. I’m simply emulating this feeling, which is roughly like this: Hahahahahahahahahahaha—I’m dead.

— This is the meaning.

[1] Tiger skin eggs are hard-boiled eggs that have been deep-fried and cooked with a mix of soy sauce and spices.

[2] “脑子起泡” – lit. “brain blisters” – similar to saying someone’s not right in the head.

[3] “笑死我了” – lit. “laughing killed me” – the Chinese version of “laughing my ass off” or “LMAO.”

[4] The words of this God-awful character do not represent the opinions of the editor.

[5] “GG” – “good game,” typed by players when they know the game is over, whether or not the clock has actually stopped yet.

Edited By: ceres