Chapter 85.1 – Extra: Wife-Chasing Crematorium (Part 10)

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　　With that, Jiang Dai finally managed to make the zha jiang mian after putting in a lot of effort. Following her mother’s instructions, each step felt like she was solving a complex math problem. Despite a few hiccups along the way, her determination and attention to detail transformed into a scrumptious answer.

　　On the dining table, two humble yet decent fried sauce noodle bowls awaited.

　　Given Huo Rongshen’s injured right hand, Jiang Dai skillfully mixed the noodles, sauce, and side dishes. Not stopping there, she added a touch of sweetness by placing a fork within easy reach. 

　　She instructed, “You can use your left hand.”

　　In the hospital yesterday, his doctor stressed that his wounds were on the mend. In order to avoid the risk of infection, he strongly recommended limiting the use of the right hand, especially cautioning against any actions that could disturb the scabbed areas. Then, the doctor went on to suggest that he should use his left hand whenever possible.

　　In defiance of this advice, Huo Rongshen opted to forgo a fork entirely. Instead, he adeptly wielded chopsticks with his left hand, displaying a level of dexterity comparable to his usual use of his dominant hand.

　　Jiang Dai observed the scene in silence, refraining from commenting. After all, individuals with high intelligence often exhibit a remarkable ability to navigate challenges effortlessly.

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　　Over the past year, he had undergone quite the transformation and also appeared before her so many times that she could tell he was on a mission to win her heart. What’s more, he had even gone as far as to shower her with tons of gifts and compliments.

　　However…… he had recently taken it to a whole new level.

　　Throw in his usually chilly demeanor, and the sudden warmth in his innately stoic expression left Jiang Dai feeling a bit off-kilter. After all, she was still grappling with the idea that the once ice-cold Huo Rongshen might be thawing out.

　　Now…… he was pretty much making a scene, wasn’t he?

　　On the other hand, Huo Rongshen dove into the noodles with such gusto that he demolished the large bowl in record time.

　　Jiang Dai could not help but question, “Is…… this enough? Do you want to have something else as well?”

　　Huo Rongshen replied, “It’s enough, but you can make a little more next time. I’ll happily devour twice as much if you’re the chef.”

　　Suspecting that he was trying to manipulate her, Jiang Dai responded with a hint of stiffness, “There’s really no need to go that far, so why don’t we just eat less tonight to avoid any digestion problems?”

　　Oddly enough, she could not fathom why she would be eating the pig slop she whipped up when she could indulge in gourmet Western delights made by a skilled chef.

　　Be that as it may, humans have always possessed an inherent nature that was ultimately delightful.

　　Despite the noodles falling short of the perfect chewiness, she had surprisingly polished them off. 

　　Even so, she was unsure whether it was due to the unexpected guest with ulterior motives seated across the table or the hunger gnawing at her, so she was not picky over her simple lunch.

　　Meanwhile, Huo Rongshen had practically inhaled his food, skillfully finishing them without even disturbing Jiang Dai. Only then did he begin to sip his soup silently.

　　As for Jiang Dai, she took her time, enjoying every bite and savoring the flavors. It was a good five or six minutes later when she looked up, only to be greeted by the sight of a conspicuous sauce stain on Huo Rongshen’s lips.

　　Jiang Dai burst into laughter, her eyes twinkling mischievously. “Hold on, you’ve got something on the left side of your mouth,” she pointed out.

　　Stunned, Huo Rongshen asked, “Where?”

　　Without further conveyance, Jiang Dai rose from her seat, snagged a tissue from the table, and gracefully bent down. With a swipe, she wiped off the stain on his lips without forgetting to hurl a mocking remark. “Seriously? You drop by unannounced, and suddenly, you’re expecting special treatment? I don’t mind making the noodles for you, but you even want me to wipe your mouth for you?”

　　After venting her frustrations, she finished wiping it for him. Just as she was about to crumple the tissue, something suddenly pressed against the back of her head—

　　Jiang Dai’s eyes widened as she noticed his face inching closer, realizing his dubious intentions. Before she could react, his left hand, which was initially pressing against her head, was firmly covering her mouth.

　　In shock, the tissue slipped from her grasp and fell to the ground. It baffled her as to why a simple act of kindness — helping him wipe his mouth — could even lead to this. The large dining table between them seemed like a vast divide, making the unexpected threat of a forced kiss all the more bewildering……

　　‘Jeez, just how thirsty was this fella?’ 

　　Jiang Dai found herself silently cursing as Huo Rongshen deepened their kiss like it was the last piece of chocolate on Earth.

　　It all began innocently enough, a gentle nibble on the lip corner, but before they knew it, it escalated into a full-blown French kiss……

　　Weird noises accompanied this unexpected turn, painting Jiang Dai’s face a shade of crimson. Unable to resist any longer, she finally pushed his face away.

　　Unfazed, the man smoothly transitioned from gently pressing against the back of her head to cradling her face with both hands as their kiss grew more intense.

　　At this juncture, his gaze held a reverence as though cherishing a priceless gem nestled in his palms.

　　When he finally broke away, Jiang Dai found herself in a momentary stupor, her anger forgotten. Dazed and blushed, she sat back as a lingering warmth enveloped her for moments to come.

　　What on earth just happened……?

　　All they did was eat a bowl of zha jiang mian. Then, out of kindness, she took a tissue and helped him wipe the stains from the corners of his mouth.

　　How did it even…… set the stage for something indescribable between the both of them?

　　As she regained her composure, a perplexed frown marred her face since she could not even begin to understand the reason behind his unusual behavior. 

　　Innocently, Huo Rongshen explained, “Don’t be angry. I’m just returning the favor.”

　　Upon hearing that, Jiang Dai’s head was surrounded by several question marks.

　　“What the hell do you mean by returning the favor?!”

　　He explained earnestly, “You’ve helped me wipe my mouth, so when I noticed something on the corner of your lips, I couldn’t resist consuming it for you.”

　　Jiang Dai initially intended to give him a piece of her mind, but his words sent shivers down her spine, electrifying her entire being.

　　‘Couldn’t resist. Helping. Consuming it……’

　　‘Bloody hell!’

　　“I thought you weren’t in a relationship for the past two years, Huo Rongshen? Where did you even learn all these?”

　　‘To think that he actually had so many tricks up his sleeve! He’s also good at manipulating both with his actions and words! At this rate, how am I even supposed to survive this endless wave?’

　　For the past two years, she had been wholly engrossed in her career to the point where she could not extricate herself. Somehow, it seemed as if their roles had suddenly switched?

　　Back then, when she flirted with him, she would often play around and use some tricks, but most of it was simply based on a girl’s instinct, without any ulterior motives towards him.

　　Now, the tables seemed to have turned entirely!

　　Huo Rongshen grinned mysteriously, “Who else can I learn from? Of course, it’s through self-study, and now I’ve overcome my shortcomings.”

　　A cluster of question marks gathered around Jiang Dai’s head as she pondered inwardly, ‘How on earth did he do it?’

　　Unable to contain her curiosity, Jiang Dai blurted out, “C’mon, tell me. What strange films did you watch? Was it Korean or Japanese?”

　　Yet, he answered very sincerely, “No, they’re all locally made, but they’re not films.”

　　Upon hearing that utterance, Jiang Dai’s curiosity was piqued.

　　Taking advantage of her silence, Huo Ronshen deftly rose and made a swift escape to the bathroom before she flared up. “I’ll take a quick shower first, then share my study materials with you later.”

　　In an instant, Jiang Dai was left dumbfounded. ‘Study materials? Really?’

　　As her thoughts careened in unexpected directions, the memory of his sudden kiss slipped away like a fleeting dream.

……

　　Huo Rongshen ascended in the elevator while Jiang Dai wandered the first-floor lobby. After overeating moments ago, she meandered to aid digestion.

　　Suddenly, her phone buzzed twice — Huo Rongshen had actually sent her an email.

　　Jiang Dai opened the email, only to be faced with the names of several large attachments. In a split second, her desire to download them plummeted……

　　“Angelic Lover”
　　“The Exclusive Lover of the Alluring CEO”
　　“A Prince Will Love You in My Place”

　　“The Chief’s Woman”
　　“The Dark Marquess’ Secret Darling”

　　“…………” Jiang Dai criticized inwardly, ‘My phone is filthy now. I need a new one!’

　　With that, she was convinced Huo Rongshen’s so-called love tactics were a one-way ticket to disaster. He might as well not have learned it at all!!

　　Resisting the urge to unleash a string of curses, Jiang Dai sent him a reply. [Seriously? You’re taking dating advice from all these? Jeez, which genius gave you this suggestion?!]

　　In Huo Rongshen’s voice message, the running water hinted that he might have already started his shower.

　　“I’ve read some of it. Sure, they might include some saucy scenes and wild fantasies, but they are prevalent amongst girls. So, it clearly shows that it has some charm there.”

　　[Jiang Dai: Who told you that girls like this sort of thing?]

　　Huo Rongshen explained, “Well, these are the recent bestselling novels on major female literature websites that are raking in millions in sales. They’re also perfect for those aged 8 to 38.”