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Lu Yunchuan woke up to find himself as his nemesis’ cat, with pink paws and a furry little face. In addition, his nemesis, who he thought hated him either, actually named the cat after him.

He thought the feelings of dislike were mutual, but that doesn’t seem to be the case. Why does it seem like Mu Kan has been coveting him for a long time?

I treat you as my long-standing rival, yet you’re using my picture as a lock screen.

[Cat Lover Gong x Accidentally Turned Into a Cat Shou]

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Lu Yunchuan woke up with a start and looked at his pink paws a little dazedly.

In front of him was Mu Kan’s enlarged ugly face, which made him immediately lose his temper.

He and Mu Kan had been rivals for numerous years. Mu Kan was better than him at everything. which he loved to shamelessly show off in front of him.

He raised his hand and hit Mu Kan.

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Xdnl vblal olal y qlo zkvvzl “zshl” xyajp sd Yw Iyd’p qynl, bl rwzzle bkp byde cynj, dsvknkdt vbyv psxlvbkdt oyp oasdt.

Nssjkdt yv vbl rkdj ryo vbyv oyp pwrrsple vs cl y byde, Nw Zwdnbwyd qlzz kdvs ellr vbswtbv. Eyp bl ealyxkdt vbyv bl bye vwadle kdvs y nyv?

Bdqsavwdyvlzu, Yw Iyd pweeldzu osjl wr, zssjle yv bkx, yde xwvvlale, “UbwydUbwyd, pvsr kv.”

Nw Zwdnbwyd, “?”

Yw Iyd alynble swv yde pvasjle vbl qwa sd Nw Zwdnbwyd’p blye. Tl oydvle vs jdsnj vbl elprknyczl byde sqq, cwv bl qlzv y zkvvzl nsxqsavyczl.

Rv oyp sdzu obld y zso rwa nyxl swv sq bkp vbasyv vbyv bl alyzkgle bl bye clld yrrlyple cu vbkp twu’p rlvvkdt.

Yw Iyd nsxrzlvlzu osjl wr okvb y pvyav yde alyzkgle vbyv bkp nyv pllxle vs byhl y vlxrla sdnl ytykd, ynvwyzzu tzyakdt byvlqwzzu yv bkx dso.

“Gzaktbv, UbwydUbwyd, cl tsse. R’zz srld y nyd sq nyv qsse qsa usw vs lyv aktbv yoyu.”

Lu Yunchuan let out a huh, ready to walk away from Mu Kan. However, the result of uncoordinated movement of his limbs, still front feet and moving hindlegs, caused him to fall off the bed.

Mu Kan thought it was funny, got off the bed, and squatted in front of his cat. He teased him with his hands, “ChuanChuan, perform another hind squat.”

Lu Yunchuan thought, Do you think I’m a horse?

Mu Kan felt that ever since his cat woke up, he became increasingly like Lu Yunchuan everywhere. Even the way he looked at him with dislike was exactly the same!

Mu Kan scratched the cat’s chin while saying teasingly, “ChuanChuan, don’t learn from Lu Yuchuan. That little bastard bites everyone he sees like a mad dog.”

Just as he finished speaking, his cat opened its mouth and bit him.

Mu Kan, “…”

Lu Yunchuan, I just bit you, so what?

Fortunately, today was a weekend. Mu Kan decided to make some casual breakfast in the morning, which consisted of an omelet, and poured himself a cup of fresh milk. It’s a simple breakfast for a man living alone.

The cat’s food was also simple. Mu Kan poured a small half pot of cat food and a cup of water for his little master.

Lu Yunchuan looked at the cat food in front of him and was furious. Seeing Mu Kan back in the kitchen, a plan came to his mind.

With a mouth full of cat food, he jumped to Mu Kan’s dining table, then opened his mouth and put the cat food in his milk.

Back and forth, again and again…

Mu Kan finished frying eggs in the kitchen and came back to the dining area.

After drinking the milk in big gulps, he finally saw the cat food at the bottom of the milk.

Mu Kan was quiet for a while, then looked at the cat. He asked, “Lu Yunchuan?”

Lu Yunchuan slightly wondered how he was discovered. He faced his cat butt to Mu Kan, raised it, and swept Mu Kan’s face with his tail.

Mu Kan, “You meow if you are.”

Lu Yunchuan, “Meow~”

Mu Kan, “Meow again.”

Lu Yunchuan, Meow your ass off!

Mu Kan was bitten by Lu Yunchuan and had to be vaccinated. He could not be sure that Lu Yunchuan was truly turned into his cat, so he brought Lu Yunchuan along.

After the vaccination, he stopped by the veterinary and sent Lu Yunchuan to be checked.

When Lu Yunchuan was taken out of the pet carrier, Mu Kan still stroked his cat’s stomach as usual. The cat’s stomach was soft and covered with fur. Mu Kan unconsciously forgot that Lu Yunchuan was occupying his cat’s body.

Lu Yunchuan stopped his temper. Mu Kan’s hand stroked his belly so comfortably. It was simply shameful, he no longer wanted to be a human being.

The veterinary owner and Mu Kan were friends. Mu Kan said, “Look at my family Chuanchuan. There might be something wrong with his body.”

The vet happened to be familiar with Lu Yunchuan as well. In fact, he’s Lu Yunchuan’s hairdresser, Liu Luo.

Liu Luo put on his medical gloves. He looked at the cat covering his face, appearing embarrassed. He teasingly asked Mu Kan, “Why do you have to give your cat the name Lu Yunchuan? If the person came to know it, he’ll surely look for you to make trouble.”

Lu Yunchuan, The venerable one is already here.

Lu Yunchuan took a little cat step and walked to Liu Luo’s side. He didn’t know the condition of the body he was currently in. It’s safest to obediently follow Liu Luo, who knew if he would turn back into a human in the next second.

As for Mu Kan’s cat, he was not actually Mu Kan’s cat.

Mu Kan said, “It’s just that I think his name’s cute. If he knows it, then he knows it. If he wants, he can come to me.”

Lu Yunchuan, Is this what a decent human being should say?

Watching Mu Kan’s cat keep rubbing against himself, Liu Luo was puzzled, “How did your cat become so affectionate all of a sudden? Didn’t it used to be so aversive of anyone else’s touch?”

Mu Kan laughed, “He’s probably in heat.”

Lu Yunchuan, who was rubbing against this person in an attempt to change homes, “You’re the one in heat!”

However, the only thing that came out was, “Meow meow meow meow.”

Mu Kan reached out to tease, “ChuanChuan is so cute.”

Lu Yunchuan, Cute, you asshole.

Liu Luo took the cat to the back to a designated room to assess it. Mu Kan didn’t follow him there but called Lu Yunchuan’s family.

Only after learning that Lu Yunchuan suddenly fainted and went into the hospital after playing ball with someone did he finally feel relieved.

It’s a good thing Lu Yunchuan’s body wasn’t possessed by his cat, who’s been having heat lately and was grumpy as hell.

By then, if Lu Yunchuan caught a female cat in public, it’s likely that the real Lu Yunchuan could only see himself in the news defying public decency.

After the assessment, Liu Luo said there was nothing wrong with the cat and could take it home.

Mu Kan wanted to hold the cat to go.

Nevertheless, he found out that his own cat was hugging Liu Luo’s arm, looking like it was going to let go.

His face changed. He carried Lu Yunchuan through his neck collar. This time, he did not directly put him into the pet carrier, but directly embraced to forcibly take him home.

Lu Yunchuan, Touching me again? Want another bite?

So Lu Yunchuan pried his white fluffy head between Mu Kan’s hands with difficulty and opened his mouth to bite him. However, Mu Kan stopped his little mouth. 

Mu Kan laughed, “Bite me again and I’ll let you have no balls now.”

Lu Yunchuan was stunned and let go of Mu Kan’s hand. As if pleasing him, he licked also it.

Everything was compromisable, but his balls were not.

Returning to Mu Kan’s home again in the afternoon, Lu Yunchuan shivered and drilled into Mu Kan’s bed, thinking that he was going to dirty Mu Kan’s bed, and making this guy Mu Kan not have a place to sleep.

He didn’t want to sleep in the cat bed.

It reeked with cat poop.

Mu Kan watched Lu Yunchuan bounce around. After ten minutes, he poured a glass of water for the cat, “Had enough fun? Get down to business.”

Lu Yunchuan looked at him, “Laozi¹An arrogant way of referring to oneself. It means I, your father. is not playing; Laozi is making you sleep without a bed.”

In Mu Kan’s eyes, all he could see was a white-furred cat glaring at him, lovely big eyes repeatedly blinking flirtatiously, mouth meowing, small paws stepping on the soft quilt, and deeply sinking in the mattress.

Mu Kan raised an eyebrow, “Lu Yunchuan, do you think I understand cat language?”

Lu Yunchuan let out a cold snort, jumped onto Mu Kan’s computer, pressed the power button, and then waited for almost 10 seconds. A photo of him on the stage giving a speech as the most outstanding graduate in their senior high school appeared on the desktop lock screen.

In fact, at that time, it was Mu Kan whom the school first set as the most outstanding graduate, but he didn’t know why Mu Kan didn’t go, and this award was given to Lu Yunchuan.

Despite being on the stage, Lu Yunchuan still felt annoyed and thereafter often bragged to people that he finally upped Mu Kan at their senior high school graduation.

Mu Kan of course saw Lu Yunchuan’s surprise.

In fact, when he set up this wallpaper, he really didn’t expect that Lu Yunchuan would see it.

Embarrassed, he saw the cat make another move.

The cat’s paws flew over the keyboard and typed.

Lu Yunchuan: [That was the one time I won over you, you hate me so much?]

Mu Kan cleared his throat and awkwardly defended himself, “Actually, I didn’t go that time on purpose.”

The cat started stomping on the keyboard, [Go, keep pretending. What would happen if you lose?]

Muk Kan, “I was just thinking that you look pretty good when you wore the school’s most outstanding graduate suit.”

Lu Yunchuan was stunned. He began to doubt his life as Lu Yunchuan.

This guy Mu Kan was after his face? It was hard to believe that Mu Kan was actually thinking of throwing acid on his face all day long? But his looks were praised so much by everyone, could you blame him?

After spending a calm but extremely uneventful afternoon with Mu Kan, they maintained a distance of more than five meters.

When he woke up the next morning, Lu Yunchuan was lying in the hospital.

Looking dazedly at the white walls, he called Mu Kan through the phone.

Mu Kan picked up and asked him, “How are you?”

Lu Yunchuan said, “I’m fine.”

The two were silent for a while.

Lu Yunchuan said, “I went through your diary last night.”

Mu Kan said, “Oh…”

Lu Yunchuan said with difficulty, “You didn’t put my picture because you were jealous of my good looks, but because—”

Lu Yunchuan didn’t have the courage to continue.

Mu Kan smiled, “Yes, because I like you.”

Lu Yunchuan, “How can you like me!”

“Why can’t I?”

“Don’t you hate me?”

Mu Kan pondered for a moment and said, “I hate it when you don’t come near me. I hate it when you ignore me. If I don’t brazenly show myself in front of you, you’ll never see me. Lu Yunchuan, I like you.”

At this time, the door to the hospital room opened.

Mu Kan walked in and raised the cell phone in his hand.

He was wearing a simple black T-shirt and was holding a pet carrier, which revealed a pair of round cat eyes. The cat meowed as if it was held in Mu Kan’s arms.

Lu Yunchuan thought that he was also in Mu Kan’s embrace like this yesterday, and blushed a little.

Mu Kan smiled and said, “Lu Yunchuan, I’ve come to take my cat home.”

There was no one else in the room. Lu Yunchuan’s parents were outside negotiating because Lu Yunchuan had finally woken up and was now going through discharge procedures.

Lu Yunchuan exploded, “This is a hospital. Where else is your cat?”

Mu Kan walked over, sat on Lu Yunchuan’s bed, leaned over, and kissed his forehead.

Lu Yunchuan tried to duck back, but Mu Kan held the back of Lu Yunchuan’s head and said, “Isn’t he here?”

Later, what Mu Kan didn’t tell anyone else was that he had two cats at home.

One was called ChuanChuan, a real cat.

There was another one called Lu Yunchuan, a pseudo-cat.

Lu Yunchuan would occasionally enter ChuanChuan’s body, and when he turned back into a human, he unconsciously carried some of the habits of a cat.

For example, occasionally licking his paws, sometimes stepping on Mu Kan, or simply licking Mu Kan when he was bored.

What Lu Yunchuan didn’t tell Mu Kan was that the reason he licked Mu Kan was because, in his heart, Mu Kan was his little brother.

What bad thoughts could a cat have?

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