Tragic Pregnancy In The Interstellar Chapter 13 and Chapter 14

 Chapter 13: Rubbing Makes It Feel Better

“Where is the Crown Princess? Is he still angry?” Huang Wuji browsed through the headlines and approached Wang Jinbao’s door to inquire about the situation from Wenjing Wenjie.

Wenjing and Wenjie nodded and said in unison, “Your Highness, the Crown Princess is disassembling a mecha inside.”

“Whose mecha is she disassembling?” Huang Wuji asked.

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Wang Jinbao sat on the bed with bare feet, fiddling with a miniature mecha, looking visibly sulky. Several small parts were already scattered on the bed.

Just as Huang Wuji was about to speak, Wang Jinbao amused him.

A line of bright blue text scrolled across the young boy’s forehead: “I’m useless, I’ve embarrassed my man!”

“Jinbao, don’t be upset.”

As he looked up at Huang Wuji, all the grievances, sadness, and frustration surged within him. Wang Jinbao couldn’t hold it in and burst into tears.

“I’ve embarrassed you—I’m useless—wuwu—it feels so bad, it hurts so bad here—I have such low spiritual power that the machine would rather self-destruct—Huang Wuji, you can hit me, I’ve embarrassed you—”

“Where does it hurt? Is it here?” Huang Wuji wanted to laugh throughout, but considering the boy’s mood, he endured and casually rubbed the boy’s chest, his large hand covering it, focusing on a particular spot. He rubbed in a clockwise direction a few times, then counterclockwise, causing the sobbing boy’s voice to change.

“Stop rubbing, um… it’s getting more uncomfortable…”

“Listen to me, it won’t be uncomfortable anymore after a little more rubbing.”

The room door opened a crack, and the miniature mecha and scattered parts were accurately kicked out by Huang Wuji along the door slit.

*Bam!*

The door closed tightly, cutting off the cold and desolate atmosphere outside from the lively scene inside.

Wenjing looked at his beloved mecha lying pitifully on the ground, its serene face concealing his helplessness and sadness.

Wenjie sighed and said, “Ajing, don’t be sad. How about I take a loss and rub you a bit?”

Ajing replied, “Get lost.”

Huang Wuji’s physical comfort was genuinely effective, at least easing the bitterness in Wang Jinbao’s heart.

“My spiritual power is so useless? I’d rather self-destruct than be tested!”

The next day, Huang Wuji went to school alone, while Wang Jinbao refused to go, feeling too embarrassed. He stayed alone in the East Palace, sitting cross-legged on the bed, unable to make sense of anything.

Suddenly, a voice resonated in the room, startling him.

“Of course! As a member of the Li family, you don’t have any spiritual power!”

“That voice… is it Uncle Li?”

“Bingo!” The wall transformed into an illusion, a bubble inflated with a “gurgle,” and then burst, revealing a large banana.

Li Lanting, dressed in a vibrant yellow banana suit, sat on the bed, swaying his head. He couldn’t cross his legs, so he remained in an awkward position.

“You can even enter the Imperial Court? Uncle Li, you’re awesome!”

“Of course. Let’s not talk about being awesome. Let’s talk about you. What are you worried about? The damn spiritual power means nothing! The heart-stirring power of our Li family surpasses them a hundredfold!”

Wang Jinbao became interested upon hearing this and widened his eyes. He took a chew stick for himself and handed one to Li Lanting, saying, “Uncle Li, keep talking while we chew!”

According to Li Lanting, their Li family possessed a golden finger that applied to the entire clan.

Wang Jinbao pressed against his own heart, feeling his heartbeat.

Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump!

This is… a normal heart rate.

“Twice… the heart rate!”

Thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump!!!

“Okay. Let’s try, three times the heart rate!”

Thump thump thump thump!!! Thump thump thump thump!!! Thump thump thump thump!!!

“Ouch!”

He couldn’t quite handle three times the heart rate.

Li Lanting explained that while ordinary people used their spiritual power to manipulate or control mechas, their Li family accomplished it through the power of heart palpitations.

One times the heart rate was equivalent to a single S-level.

Two times the heart rate was equivalent to a double S-level!

Three times the heart rate… was a triple S-level!

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Chapter 14: Who Says I Don’t Have a Mecha?

“Wenjing and Wenjie, let’s go off to school!”

Wang Jinbao, carrying a small satchel, dashed out of the room, happily calling for the stunned Wenjing and Wenjie.

Wenjing: “The Crown Prince has great tactics.”

Wenjie: “Close the door and sleep to dispel a thousand worries.”

Wenjing and Wenjie exchanged a glance and simultaneously exclaimed, “What great poetry!”

…

“This waste still has the audacity to come? He forced the detection device to self-destruct, and yet he still dares to come to school! Haha!”

“He’s probably shameless. That’s my guess. Hahaha.”

“The Crown Prince is truly pitiful, always hanging his head low. He can’t even break off the engagement, all because someone got pregnant.”

“…”

They dare to mock him, to mock Crown Prince Wuji, to mock his child? Wang Jinbao’s eyes darkened as he said, “Ajing, get ready. Let’s shut them up and turn their tongues into pickled cucumbers.”

Wenjing: “…Yes, Your Highness.”

Wenjie: “…”

Today, Class 2 had a practical combat lesson, teaming up with Class 1’s warrior class for a two-person battle.

The warriors and mecha pilots from Classes 1 and 2 had already been paired up. Class 1’s warrior class consisted of 13 people, while Class 2 only had 6. With Wang Jinbao joining Class 2, they became a group of 7.

Among the remaining 7 individuals in the warrior class who hadn’t been paired up, 6 had already chosen their teammates from Class A. The only one left was Li Ci, who always kept to himself and remained alone.

“Hey, let’s team up and get through this class together, otherwise, we won’t earn any credits for the practical combat lesson.”

Wang Jinbao took the initiative to approach the aloof L Ci, his attitude friendly and cheerful.

Li Ci narrowed his eyes and said, “No.” He was an exception, exceptionally talented but never forming a team. Credits seemed to hold no attraction for him.

Wang Jinbao: “…Give me face, buddy. After all, I’m the Crown Prince’s fiancée.”

Li Ci maintained his aloof demeanor, his face stiff, and said, “No.”

Wang Jinbao: “…Fine, I see you’re tough.”

As he retreated, Wang Jinbao blinked his eyes and began looking around, considering whether to just randomly snatch someone from the warrior class.

Wenjing said, “Your Highness, who caught your eye? Let Ajing snatch them for you.”

Wenjie: “…”

“Ajing, how are credits determined?”

Wenjing opened her storage ring and said, “In team battles, the third place earns one point, the second place earns two points, and the first place earns three points. All other rankings do not earn any points.”

Wang Jinbao rubbed his chin, pondering, “It has to be a team… Ajing, can you knock that guy out?”

Wenjing glanced in Li Ci’s direction, nodded, and said, “Although he has more talent than me, he’s too young. In terms of stamina, he’s no match for me.”

“Go. Knock him out and bring him over.”

Wenjing nodded and walked straight towards Li Ci. Soon, the sound of clashing rang out, and when Wenjing returned, she had a dazed Li Ci in her hands. Though her face had turned bruised and swollen, she also had a knocked-out Li Ci.

Wang Jinbao forcefully teamed up with Li Ci.

Teacher Feili, faced with Wang Jinbao’s forced pairing, turned a blind eye. The other students witnessed the violent and overbearing nature of the future Crown Princess, and their astonishment reached a new level.

There were a total of 13 pairs, with one pair having a bye. The remaining 12 pairs were divided into six simultaneous battles.

Wang Jinbao and Li Ci’s opponents were a petite mecha pilot from their class and a warrior with an arrogant appearance from Class 1.

“Crown Princess Consort, prepare yourself!”

The warrior on the opposing side pressed the spatial button on his wrist, summoning a shrunken aqua-blue mecha. As it landed, it rapidly transformed into a powerful Blue Bull mecha!

The warrior and the mecha pilot were both bathed in a blue light emitted by the mecha, and their bodies changed positions. They went from standing on the ground to sitting in the respective seats of the main control room and the auxiliary control room.

“Mmph!”

Facing the opponent’s provocation, Wang Jinbao paid no attention.

“Why bother! As a bull, your true calling is to work the land! I’ll make you cultivate three hundred acres of barren land later and work you to death!”

Wenjie expressed his concern, “Your Highness, your warrior is unconscious, and you don’t know how to operate a mecha yourself. Besides… it seems like you don’t have a mecha, so how do you plan to fight?”

Wang Jinbao raised an eyebrow, suppressed a smile, and said, “Who told you that I don’t have a mecha?”

To the shock of Wenjing and Wenjie, Wang Jinbao took out an unremarkable small yellow chicken figurine from his small bag and tossed it to the ground. With a “pu pu” sound, the small figurine transformed rapidly in a cloud of smoke, turning into a tender and yellowish Big Yellow Chicken mecha!

“As the Holy Lord of the Celestial Conveyance, I have appeared today to guide you all. Why haven’t you kneeled and paid homage? What are you waiting for?!”

The Big Yellow Chicken mecha waved its claws and spoke in a human voice, astonishing everyone!

It was the first time they had seen a mecha… speak human language.

All their companions… were stunned.

“Big Yellow, shut up and bring us up.”

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Translator’s note: Bwahahahaha… Big Yellow Chicken? Hahaha…. 

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