Interstellar Feng Shui Master Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Interstellar Feng Shui Master 3·Qiu Miao: Well, this man has successfully piqued this meow’s interest! xdd

Hearing the notification from the celestial realm about the opening of the Interstellar Merit Store, Qiu Yanping spread out the paw of the hand (corresponding to a cat’s paw) that didn’t absorb the merit starlight last night and stared at the black cushion on the paw. “…Small merit?”

“The small merit is in your service!” A 3D holographic figure appeared in his palm, and the figure, with a skyward braid, bowed gracefully to Qiu Yanping and said crisply, “Guest’s merit starlight: 30, accumulated merit starlight: -1284, value of resisting the heavenly thunder punishment: 3. You can exchange items on credit with 300 merit starlight. What would you like, sir?”

“Negative???!” Qiu Yanping’s eyes widened, and his six whiskers trembled. He had done so many things in his previous life, so it was understandable if his merits were cleared, but why was it still negative???

“The Heaven’s Dao is ninefold, and leaking heavenly secrets will naturally result in some minor punishment,” said the figure with the skyward braid, shaking its head and bearing a striking resemblance to the elder Qiu from the past or the period of Qiu Yanping as a novice.

Qiu Yanping: “…”

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“300 merit starlight,” the figure with the skyward braid encouraged, “the credit amount for exchange will increase as the guest’s merit starlight accumulates. The guest must perform more good deeds and be a good person.”

Qiu Yanping found that he couldn’t even afford the lowest-grade peach blossom sword, so he settled for white candles and ancient coins instead. As he looked at the candles and coins that appeared out of thin air, he couldn’t help but feel a pang of nostalgia for the past.

Even when he had just run away from home, he still had a peach blossom sword and a star compass with him. How could he be so bare now?

After exchanging for the items, Qiu Yanping heard the figure with the skyward braid updating the negative value of his merit starlight in real-time. Its tone sounded more cheerful, as if it had received income. Listening to the figure’s cheerful voice, Qiu Yanping felt even more distressed. He covered his big-faced cat with his paw, and after a while, he suddenly remembered and asked the figure, “Do you know why I am a cat during the day but transform back into a human at night?”

“Let me scan it for you, Guest!” said the figure with the skyward braid. Then three pale blue laser beams scanned Qiu Yanping’s round cat body from top to bottom, and the figure transmitted the scanned data to the screen. “The data scan shows that the guest’s body has healed, but the spiritual power is severely damaged because the heavenly thunder punishment is still in effect. Once the guest’s resistance value to the heavenly thunder punishment reaches 10, the situation will improve significantly. So, the guest must perform more good deeds and be a good person~!”

Qiu Yanping nodded and understood the current situation. It seemed that he needed to do more good deeds, but the whimsical nature of the Heavenly Dao was truly unfathomable. In his previous life, he had done many good deeds, but the Heavenly Dao (heavens) punished him for leaking heavenly secrets, struck him with thunder, and stripped him of merits. In this life, it forced him to do good deeds. What kind of logic was this?

Qiu Yanping felt that the Heavenly Dao was like a three-year-old child—laughing when it wanted to laugh, crying when it wanted to cry, and changing its mind on a whim.

Provoking the Heavenly Dao was not a good idea at all.

Qiu Yanping lay on the soft bed, opened his mouth and yawned. He gazed at the screen showing the scanned version of himself and flicked his tail slightly. He asked the little figure, somewhat absentmindedly, “You didn’t find the right angle for the scan; it made me look deformed.”

The figure with the skyward braid widened its eyes, speaking with a confident tone that left no room for questioning its professional abilities, “Guest, the scanning laser of the small merit is the latest model, with absolutely accurate physical scanning and no angle deviation!”

Qiu Yanping choked. This was utter nonsense! How could the chubby cat on the screen possibly be him!

He leaped off the soft bed, ran to the full-length mirror at the entrance, and sat down to observe the cat in the mirror—a mix of gray and white fur, a white fur collar around its neck, an “m”-shaped pattern on its forehead, a pair of triangular ears standing tall, and its tail fur spreading out like feathers. It looked so brave and heroic! How did the lazy cat on the screen resemble him at all?

Qiu Yanping paced back and forth, confidently strutting out of the door. Even though he was just a cat, he was the most handsome cat around. With such a handsome cat like him, going out on the streets might even attract some beautiful ladies~

He raised the corners of his mouth, squinting his round cat eyes mischievously. The originally dignified and stern cat face now exuded a hint of cunning.

Qiu Yanping couldn’t help but think about the pretty lady in the medical center who had gently bandaged him. Although they hadn’t spoken to each other, her gentle actions and tender gaze made her look like a goddess in his eyes. 

Thinking of this, he trotted to the medical center. It wasn’t about his infatuation; he had run here to survey the area, gather information, and prepare for his actions later in the night.

Running towards the medical center, Qiu Yanping noticed the forcecraft (aircraft) he had seen before still parked at the docking bay. As he approached the massive aircraft, occupying three to four docking spaces, he glanced at it and then hurriedly entered through the main gate. The first-floor lobby was empty today, with not much business going on. He sat obediently at the center of the hall and let out a meow, hoping to get the attention of the goddess.

However, nobody paid him any mind.

Qiu Yanping clicked his tongue in annoyance. How could no one come to pet him when he was such a handsome cat? It was truly a lack of discerning eyes. With his head held high, he arrogantly trotted away in a playful manner.

“What’s that person doing here?”

“Who knows? It came in and sat in the lobby without registering.”

Qiu Yanping’s pace came to a halt. The fur all over his cat body stood on end. How did everyone know he was a human? Wasn’t he just a cat? Oh no, he was so embarrassed… He raised his head, turned around, and hastily ran out of there. Spotting an open room, he darted inside.

How embarrassing… He had thought of himself as just a cat and wanted to show off shamelessly to charm the pretty lady. Thankfully, no one had discovered his true identity…

Qiu Yanping flopped to the ground, feeling a bit disheartened as he scratched his furry belly. Unconsciously, he looked around and nearly jumped when he saw the goddess standing in the corner!

Feeling a little bashful, he elegantly walked over, meowing twice to get the goddess’s attention. However, she didn’t seem to notice him. Puzzled, he circled around her and then froze in shock. The back of the goddess’s work skirt had a zipper, and it was partially opened to reveal a circular charging port connected to the wall.

She was charging.

Charging? Charging!!!

Qiu Yanping felt like he had been pranked by the whole world. His goddess was actually a robot…

Qiu Yanping sprinted back out and finally stopped in the familiar back garden. Being hit twice like that in one day was beyond his tolerance. He looked down at his dirty black paw pads, feeling quite aggrieved. Not only did his goddess turn out to be a robot, but he was also laughed at. What a mess!

The back garden’s bench, usually where Qiu Yanping enjoyed the sun during his hospital stay, was now occupied by a man sitting in a wheelchair. He had closed his eyes and was resting, tilting his head slightly. Qiu Yanping observed the man who was blocking most of his sunlight. The man had long eyelashes, a pale complexion devoid of much color, but still carried an air of nobility and solemnity.

Qiu Yanping recognized him as the man who exited the aircraft before. There was a sense of lifelessness about him, mixed with an enigmatic aura that piqued Qiu Yanping’s interest. He sensed a touch of aristocratic flair in the man, disciplined and elite. It seemed like the type of noble offspring Qiu Yanping hadn’t liked in the past, as they tended to live rigid and templated lives. However, the events surrounding this man made him appear different from the others.

The curiosity of the feline seemed to have infected Qiu Yanping, making him contemplate whether he should follow this curiosity or not. Meanwhile, the man was also sizing him up.

He had noticed Qiu Yanping when the latter approached him. Although transforming into his original form could lessen the noise, the man’s vigilance on the battlefield had long surpassed the usual boundaries. He remained calm, trying to observe what Qiu Yanping intended to do. However, after waiting for a while, Qiu Yanping showed no sign of action, causing the man to finally grow impatient and open his eyes.

A very handsome Maine Coon.

The man thought expressionlessly.

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