Chapter 5: Brother, Please Don’t Dub H at Home

Title: Caught by My Brother Every Time I’m Dubbing H

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Chapter 5: Brother, Please Don’t Dub H at Home

Dai Yu Gongzi: I’m here, Master.

Na Ding: I heard people say that you haven’t recorded your lines yet. Is there any issue?

Dai Yu Gongzi: It’s because I don’t know how to dub H scenes, so it’s taking me a bit longer this time.

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“Jasvbla, usw’al cynj. Nlv’p byhl calyjqypv vstlvbla!”

Wang Jianqiu’s cheerful smile sent a shiver down Dai Yu’s heart. It felt like a wisp of cotton gently brushing against his cheeks, lightly stirring his sensitive inner self. It tickled and was captivating.

Wang Jianqiu approached Dai Yu and gave him an unexpected pat on the head. They were very close, yet Dai Yu couldn’t smell even the slightest hint of sweat from Wang Jianqiu.

“No, I need to take a shower and then go to school. You have breakfast with Mom.”

After saying that, Wang Jianqiu went back to his room to tidy up. After about ten minutes, he changed into clean casual clothes and left again.

Calculating the time Yang Minyue would leave the house, Dai Yu continued to hide in his room, diligently working on his own. The more failed recordings he encountered, the more he admired his peers in the industry who could breathe life into H scenes. Dai Yu couldn’t imagine how they managed to indulge in fantasies on set and deliver a performance that enhanced the atmosphere.

In the afternoon, Dai Yu’s throat felt dry, making it difficult for him to speak clearly. He tried to think of going out to have a glass of chilled watermelon juice to soothe his throat. As he was about to leave and walked into the living room, he noticed that there was an extra person at home. Wang Jianqiu was sitting on the sofa, reading today’s newspaper.

Oh no! Did Wang Jianqiu overhear him dubbing H scenes again?

Dai Yu lightened his footsteps and turned around, intending to go back to his own room. However, coincidentally, Wang Jianqiu looked up and spotted him sneaking around, calling out to Dai Yu with a playful tone in his voice.

“Have you not finished recording the eunuch part yet?”

Dai Yu knew he wasn’t good at lying. Just being alone with Wang Jianqiu made him feel anxious, as if there were a hundred ants crawling on his heart.

With a guilty smile on his face, Dai Yu sat on the sofa across from Wang Jianqiu.

“Never mind, I don’t want to deceive you. Actually, I’m dubbing H, not eunuchs.”

“H?”

“It’s the process of wrestling between 1 and 0 in bed.”

“1? 0?”

Wang Jianqiu set the newspaper aside and looked at him with a sceptical expression. Dai Yu couldn’t decipher his thoughts from this response.

“Don’t pretend to be innocent with me. A man who has been to a gay bar and even slept with me overnight wouldn’t be unaware of the meaning of 1 and 0.”

He faced Wang Jianqiu’s gaze directly, subtly observing any changes in his expression. However, to his disappointment, Wang Jianqiu remained unchanged, always looking at Dai Yu with a gentleness that could drown him in his eyes, listening to him finish speaking.

“I wanted to talk to you about that night. Actually, you recorded it, didn’t you?”

When it came to the recording, Dai Yu guiltily lowered his head, unable to look at Wang Jianqiu. Wang Jianqiu on the opposite side continued speaking.

“That night, I was just drunk, but I’m not blind. I had planned to ask you the reason behind it the next day, but when I woke up, you were already gone. Can you explain it to me now?”

He said with a lack of confidence.

“If you knew I was recording from the beginning, why didn’t you stop me?”

With this question, Wang Jianqiu smiled.

“Because I didn’t want to ruin that passionate night. Is that reason acceptable?”

Dai Yu wished he could just turn around and run back to his room. He had no idea what his face must look like at the moment. Even his voice became noticeably shy and a little nervous.

“Don’t worry, I’ve deleted that file. If you don’t believe me, I can show you my phone, computer, and USB drive.”

Wang Jianqiu glanced at Dai Yu but didn’t say anything. He picked up the newspaper next to him and continued reading. He comfortably leaned against the sofa, with the newspaper covering his face.

“I choose to believe you, of course. Now we’re family, and you’ve called me ‘brother’ before. Let’s pretend that night never happened, but I hope you won’t make loud noises while dubbing H at home anymore.”

“Oh.”

Dai Yu softly responded and then hurriedly ran back to his room, panting heavily. Leaning against the door, he recalled their conversation just now, lost in his thoughts.

Despite having decent intelligence and emotional intelligence, Dai Yu still misunderstood the emphasis in Wang Jianqiu’s last sentence. Wang Jianqiu meant for Dai Yu to stop dubbing H at home. But in Dai Yu’s ears, the emphasis was on the phrase “loud noises.” Dai Yu thought Wang Jianqiu was criticising him for not making attractive sounds while watching. From now on, he would make sure to clarify that he was the only one making noise at home.

With nine days left, he couldn’t allow himself to give up halfway. So, on the following day at noon, he approached Wang Jianqiu at the door for another discussion.

“Didn’t I say you’re not allowed to make noise at home anymore?”

“Why?”

He felt a bit displeased. He had sent a recording to Liu Cheng before, and Liu Cheng praised him for finding the right feeling and making progress. But how did it turn into noise in Wang Jianqiu’s mouth?

“Because you make funny sounds, and I can’t concentrate on reading the materials. Do you understand?”

“You!”

Dai Yu pressed his body against Wang Jianqiu’s and grabbed his collar. He looked at this man in front of him, half a head taller than himself, someone who infuriated him to the point of half-death. However, everything he displayed, filled with anger and fierceness, appeared childish and harmless in Wang Jianqiu’s eyes.

Wang Jianqiu closely observed his younger brother at close range. His facial features were flawless, undoubtedly inherited from their mother. The slightly flushed face, reddish and tempting, made one couldn’t help but want to pinch it. Those slightly pouted lips were invisibly enticing him to give them a taste.

Wang Jianqiu gazed at Dai Yu’s lips and slowly lowered his head.