The Noble Cannon Fodder Side Character Doesn’t Care About You

Chapter 14.2: Stop the filthy thoughts in your head!

Lu Xu Nan was leaning against the wall, spinning a marker, in utter boredom. The black marker agilely whirled between his fingers.

Suddenly, two screams came from the direction of the water room. The hand spinning the marker stopped and the next second, he had already supported himself with the desk and stood up.

Upon hearing Ning Yiyi’s voice, he immediately thought of how that girl kept mulling over getting hot water for him just now.

Did she not give up her evil intentions and got herself burnt by the hot water? Truly troublesome!

Lu Xu Nan’s eyebrows were very tightly knit. He tossed the marker on the desk and made his way toward the water room in large strides.

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Because he got up too abruptly, he also knocked over his chair, making a thud sound and scared Fang Ci who was buried in his game.

“What is it, Brother Nan?”

Fang Ci raised his head and only saw Lu Xu Nan’s back figure…

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Behind him, there came the sound of gasps one after another. Lu Xu Nan moved his body to block Ning Yi, at the same time turning his head and sweeping a severe look at those students who came over to look at the excitement because they heard the noise, and especially at those couple of male students who had their mouths wide open. He coldly spat out two words, “Get lost!”

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Some of the more cowardly students, upon touching his bottom line, couldn’t help shivering.

Everyone surrounding the entrance of the water room immediately dispersed like a flock of birds.

Ning Yi hadn’t even returned to her senses yet and was forcefully held by the shoulder by Lu Xu Nan and pushed into the room.

“Still not leaving?!” Lu Xu Nan reprimanded the girl that was still standing, unmoving, in the water room. The latter ran off like she’d been granted amnesty.

Lu Xu Nan walked up behind her and swung the door to the water room shut with a bang.

Originally, he was going to turn around, but thinking of the vague curves that he’d seen just now, he stopped, switching to raising his hand to start directly unbuttoning his shirt.

Ning Yi jolted from the sound of the door slamming shut and finally reacted, “You…”

She originally wanted to say “what are you doing”, but just as she got a word out, she saw the boy standing with his back to her start crudely taking his clothes off…

Ning Yi lowered her gaze from the tightly shut door to the front of her body that was plastered to her because of the wetness from the water which vaguely revealed the silhouette of her black bra. Her eyes rolled around, and her face abruptly reddened as she immediately raised her hands to block the front of her body.

She felt like she was like a boiling tea kettle at this moment; spouting out steam on the outside, her brain complete mush on the inside – a complete mess.

Dog Lu, you pervert with sp3rm in your brain! You actually dare to conspire something lawless toward a weak girl in broad daylight!

Don’t think about touching a fingertip! I, Ning Yiyi, will rather die than submit! If you dare come over, I’ll directly ram my head into the wall and die, use your life to compensate!!!

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Lu Xu Nan’s hand that was unbuttoning paused, the corner of his eye fiercely twitched a few times.

He grabbed the hem of his shirt with a dark face, pulled it up to the half that was already unbuttoned, and simply flipped his hands over, taking off the shirt.

Seeing his coarse action, Ning Yi was so scared. She closed her eyes and shouted, “You, you, what do you want to do?!!”

The next second, a shirt that was carrying some warmth covered her head…

At the same time, Ning Yi heard Lu Xu Nan’s impatient voice.

“Stop the filthy thoughts in your head, class is going to start already! Quickly change and come out!”

“Pa–da.”

The door to the water room was half opened and then closed by someone from the outside.

Ning Yi cautiously took down the shirt covering her head and held it against her chest.

The door was still tightly shut, but the person that was standing at the doorway just now was already no longer there.

Ning Yi rubbed her nose in embarrassment, feeling a little like she had lost face.

Just which muscle of hers had cramped just now, to actually think that Lu Xu Nan would have those thoughts about her? And on top of that, in the classroom’s water room!

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It would be better to let me die here.

Ning Yi covered her face with her hands. She didn’t lift her head for a good while and when she did, her face was even redder than it was before.

She knew that what Lu Xu Nan said was reasonable, the passing period was ending soon.

Ning Yi quickly took off the wet shirt on her body, putting on the boy’s shirt.

Looking at the shirt that was obviously more than a size too big, she folded the sleeve up several times before her wrist was barely revealed. The hem of the shirt was even more ridiculously long, practically going over her skirt.

Ning Yi fixed her clothes as best she could and in the end, unwittingly developed a sense of dislike.

She still remembered that whenever it was summer, the boys in class always smelled strongly of sweat. It can’t be said that it smelled particularly bad, but it also wasn’t all that much better.

Seizing the collar and taking a sniff, a faint good-smelling lemon scent entered her nose.

Ning Yi puffed her cheeks, thinking somewhat awkwardly: Stinky dog poo isn’t stinky…

Tugging at the clothes on her body once more, Ning Yi picked up the thermos and her wet clothes, twisted the door open, and walked out.

Outside the door, hearing sounds, the boy wearing a tank top turned around.

Ning Yi was startled.

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Lu Xu Nan had actually been guarding the door for her the whole time.

Ning Yi momentarily didn’t know what to say. She cleared her throat and handed the thermos over, mumbling, “Your cup…”

In fact, Lu Xu Nan wasn’t any better. Right now, looking at Ning Yi wearing his shirt, standing in front of him with her cheeks dark red, he suddenly felt very awkward.

He lifted his hand and took the thermos, completely forgetting that it was him who made Ning Yi come to get water to begin with.

Lu Xu Nan felt this atmosphere was indescribably extremely awkward. He recalled those things that Ning Yi “said” in her heart before and said with a cold face, “What’s with this shy appearance of yours? Don’t tell me that our families haven’t gone to the beach for vacation many times before?”

Upon hearing this, Ning Yi also reacted.

That’s right! The Ning family and the Lu family were long-time friends, their relationship was good and they live close to one another. They often went traveling together amongst which the times they went to the beach were no less than four.

Nevermind seeing through a shirt, it wasn’t like he hadn’t seen her wear a bikini!

Thinking of this, Ning Yi’s bit of shyness and discomfort immediately could not be any less. Unfortunately, just as she thought it through in her mind, Lu Xu Nan’s next words entered her ears with the bell for class.

“Besides, with just that bamboo pole figure of yours without any meat anywhere on the top or bottom, just where did you get the confidence to think that I would have any lawless intentions toward you?”

Without any meat anywhere on the top or bottom.

Without any meat.

Meat.

Ning Yi’s “thank you” that had already reached her lips could no longer make its way out after hearing Lu Xu Nan’s words.

Lowering her head and glancing at the bit of curves that could still be seen under the wide shirt, she almost shattered a mouthful of silver teeth!
Go die, you blind old Dog Lu!!! Trouble you to open your dog eyes wide and see clearly, is this without any meat? This old lady is the perfect epitome of a young face with a hot body1 童颜巨乳: describes the appearance of having big breasts despite possessing a childish/young face, can be used to describe people or manga/cartoon characters!!!

[1] 童颜巨乳: describes the appearance of having big breasts despite possessing a childish/young face, can be used to describe people or manga/cartoon characters


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