You’re Fired!

Chapter 50.3: “Maybe your son needs to find a bad one to beat him three times a day to feel comfortable!”

“Come on.” Meng Xin rolled her eyes without grace, “I am superficial and I only look at looks. Everyone likes to buy apples that are big, round and red. I’m picking a daughter-in-law for myself, can’t I pick a good-looking one? My son is so handsome, of course he should find someone with good genes, and the child born together will be a strong combination. If his looks are pleasing to people from childhood, he will be a winner from the moment he is born. I know that all the girls who can get into Lin Lin’s Law Firm are excellent in their professional abilities, but to be realistic, their face just isn’t good enough.”

“If it’s just a face, then don’t I look good too?” Bai Duanduan confronted Ms. Meng, “Auntie Meng, you have to speak from your conscience. Look at this face of mine, three hundred and sixty degrees without any dead angle. Once you even accused it of being a perfect face that could only be made by plastic surgery, how can you people map gun all the women in our law firm to death? Besides, Wang Fangfang is also very good-looking. I think we are all quite good-looking, but it’s just a matter of each flower catching the eye of the other.”

Meng Xin suddenly remembered that Bai Duanduan was also a member of her son’s law firm. She approves of Bai Duanduan’s looks. This woman was so toxic, but her face was a feast for the eyes. With a high-end face, paired with the branded outfits she wears all over her body, she looks like a star when she walks out.    

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“Ebyv’p oasdt okvb xl dsv clkdt tldvzl yde hkavwswp? Yyucl uswa psd zkjlp qlxyzl vktlap ellr esod? Fsxl xld yal zkjl vbyv, vblu nyd’v nsdvasz vblxplzhlp kq vblu qkde y tldvzl yde hkavwswp sdl, vblu byhl vs qkde y qklanl sdl vs clyv vblx wr vball vkxlp y eyu.”

Yp Yldt Dkd’p lulp okeldle, “Rxrsppkczl!”

“What’s impossible about that? I can’t cook, but your son is the one who cooks for me now! You see, is it not a good division of labour?”

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Ms Meng sounded completely incredulous, “There’s a limit to your nonsense! My son is not even interested in cooking for me when I ask him to! If he can cook for you, I don’t think it’s cooking, you’re dreaming!”

“Auntie Meng, it doesn’t matter if you believe me or not, but I have to advise you, it’s okay that Ji Lin can’t see me, but he will always see other women afterwards, right? Haven’t you heard that after getting a wife men usually forget their mother. Now you’re in a hurry to find a date for your son, be careful if he finds someone, he won’t cook a single meal for you, he’ll cook for his wife six times a day every day!”

Ms. Meng was furious, “There are only three meals a day, morning, lunch and evening, why would he have to cook six meals a day?”

“Less food and more meals to stay healthier and slimmer. Three regular meals a day and three additional meals of fruit and snacks.”

Bai Duanduan was furious and said, “As for your comment about me spending money fiercely, that auntie, you’re not good yourself, why should a woman make things difficult for another woman, and besides, haven’t you heard? Looking for a wife who can spend money is a man’s blessing, because women can spend, only then will they urge men to earn money. Not to mention this level of busyness of your son, the money will be earned back easily. His wife will usually spend it for him to improve his standard of living? Tell me, can you still find a person who can spend money?”

“Look at me, I have so many good qualities, I’m good looking, I have a decent job and I earn a good income. I’d think twice if you want to be my mother-in-law. What does it mean to be directly ruled out from your scouting pool? Do you think you are the Empress Dowager here picking girls! There are definitely more men after me than there are women after your son! They can line up from the door to the bridge by the river! I can change boyfriends every day, and I will not be short of boyfriends for half a year at least!”

“…….”

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Ms. Meng Xin felt that her whole person was not good, “Bai Duanduan, you…you…”

“What’s the matter? Do you want to hit me? But Aunt Meng, you can’t beat me.” Bai Duanduan glanced at Meng Xin, and added, “Your son can’t beat me either.”

“Who are you going to beat up again?”

Just as Ms. Meng Xin was about to shut her up, Ji Lin’s cold, faint voice came from behind her.

Bai Duanduan turned around, only to find that Ji Lin had walked behind her and Meng Xin at some point. He was obviously unaware of the conversation between Bai Duanduan and Meng Xin in front of him, and only had time to hear that last sentence.

Ji Lin frowned and looked at Bai Duanduan, “I said don’t hit people, be civilized.”

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Although he said that, his tone was a bit careless, not much of a rebuke.

Bai Duanduan wilted for no reason. She collected her teeth and claws in front of Meng Xin just now, and quieted down, “Oh, okay.”

This was all on account of him being the breadwinner and the boss!

“So what were you guys talking about?”

“Bai Duanduan said the men chasing her could line up from the door to that bridge over the river! She can change from one man to the next for six months without repeating! She doesn’t even like our family!”

Ji Lin gave Bai Duanduan a look.

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Bai Duanduan hastily waved her hand in denial, “I was just making an analogy, I didn’t mean to look down on your family at all.”

When Ms. Meng Xin saw that her son was here to back her up, she immediately became arrogant, “Then you mean that you think highly of our family? Are you thinking of my son?”

Auntie Meng, I really want to cover your mouth.

Bai Duanduan was angry that she was dying, “No, I don’t!”

Bai Duanduan thought that when Meng Xin said this, Ji Lin would probably be sarcastic, but it turned out that he wasn’t. Ji Lin walked quietly to the side, didn’t say anything, only gave herself a faint glance, then averted his gaze and talked to his mother about something else. He just didn’t seem to be in a good mood.


The author has something to say: 

Today is the day I go to the hospital for my bad cold.  Although the mood is very sad, but in the evening when I go home I will insist on writing….

After all, I’m going to be writing about Partner Ji’s confession soon in my draft, and that’s what’s driving me to write this story!

[Small Theater]

Partner Ji: Mum, actually I quite like tigers …… you forget that when I was a kid I liked to see tigers the most when I went to the zoo?

Ms. Meng: … A tiger is a tiger, and a girl like Bai Duanduan is a tigress… You can like tigers, but you can’t bring back a tigress like Bai Duanduan!


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5 Comments

  1. ClaudeCastle

    Aahhh so happy for the chapters that kept coming >< Thank you!!! (I can't even stockpile chapters now I just kept reading them right away QvQ)

    1. ClaudeCastle

      Also violently cackling at the part where BDD is unknowingly selling herself to her mother-in-law😂

  2. kobold
    kobold

    Wow wow wow….well done Duan2. I like everything you said to this madam Meng. That was so spot on! And she had indeed way more admirers who would be glad to marry her than what Jilin can get despite being handsome and rich. She would think twice to have a MIL like her if she doesn’t stop terrorising her. But Jilin obviously is upset listening this. He is upset that she doesn’t like him.
    And then when she pointed out the spending habit…hah… She’s indeed not good herself, so what right does she have to criticize Duan2. Atleast she can buy all those stuffs herself.