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  • You’re Fired!

    Chapter 32.3 “All evil begins with licentiousness. Benefactor, just cut it (off)!”

    When Ji Lin heard the word neutered, he really frowned, “You’re saying that he should be castrated?”

    Bai Duanduan nodded solemnly, “Yes, considering that Ji Mimi is jointly raised by us together, I called you here to ask for your opinion. I can take him if you’re not available for neutering, but to be fair, we’ll split the medical expenses. I can’t have him neutered during heat, so if that’s okay, I’d like to take him in once he’s out of heat, after all, the short term pain is better than the long term pain.”

    Ji Lin was clearly hesitant and he paused before asking, “How is this kind of neutering surgery for male cats usually done? Is it dangerous?”

    “Not dangerous, not dangerous. It’s just a simple external surgery, just cut the testicles after anesthesia!” Bai Duanduan was probably afraid that Ji Lin would not understand the meaning of this so she finished her statement with a fierce expression and made a cutting gesture with her hands, and then said, “That’s it, click! No more balls! No more worries! All evil begins with licentiousness. Benefactor, just cut it (off)!

    “……”

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    It’s the cat that needs to be cut, why was she staring at him like that?!

    Although it was just a simple and concise sentence, Ji Lin felt a coldness in his lower body for no reason. This woman, Bai Duanduan, was not a man herself, so how can she talk so lightly about cutting off testicles? ! This was too cruel and bloody for a man, no, a male cat!

    Unfortunately, Bai Duanduan did not understand this subtle empathy of Ji Lin as a male creature, and to verify her words, she also found a video of a male cat being neutered for Ji Lin, and said thoughtfully, “Here, take a look at this. It’s very simple, the procedure takes very little time, it can be done easily, and any pet hospital can do it. Don’t worry, the whole procedure is under anesthesia, painless in seconds, and you can leave after treatment!” 

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    Jwv vbl xsal pbl pyke vbkp, vbl xsal wdnsdhkdnle Kk Nkd oyp, clnywpl vbl lmralppksd sd Jyk Pwydewyd’p qynl zssjle lmynvzu zkjl y rblypydv bsprkvyz plzzkdt rykdzlpp ycsavksd cwpkdlpp kd vbl pbyrl sq y xleknyz vawpv ……

    Gde yv vbkp xsxldv, vbl rbsdl vbyv Jyk Pwydewyd pvwqqle kdvs Kk Nkd’p byde bye yzalyeu pvyavle vs rzyu y hkels, yde kd zkdl okvb vbl rknvwal, vbl hkels pvyavle vs alye vbl dyaayvksd —

    “Wkapv sq yzz, vbl nyv kp kdflnvle okvb yd yrrasrakyvl yxswdv sq ydlpvblpky ynnsaekdt vs vbl nyv’p olktbv. Gqvla qkhl xkdwvlp, vbl ydlpvblpky okzz vyjl lqqlnv, yde vbld kdflnv ydvkcksvknp vs ralhldv oswde kdqlnvksd. Gqvla vbyv, qkm vbl zkxcp sq vbl yqqlnvle nyv sd vbl srlayvkdt vyczl, yde wpl vbl pvlakzkgle czyel vs pbyhl sqq vbl pnasvwx yde pwaaswdekdt byka. Rq kv kp ekqqknwzv vs pbyhl sqq vbld kv nyd pkxrzu cl rzwnjle ……”

    “……” Mbkp pswdep wdektdkqkle yde rykdqwz ……

    “Bpl y pnyzrlz vs xyjl y pxyzz srldkdt sq y nlavykd pkgl sd vbl oyzz sq vbl pnasvwx, piwllgl swv vbl vlpvknzlp, nzyxr vbl czsse hlpplzp yde prlaxyvkn nsae nsddlnvkdt vbl vlpvknzlp okvb blxspvyvkn qsanlrp, yde nwv sqq vbl vos vlpvknzlp…”

    “……”

    Jyk Pwydewyd bye qswde y hlvlakdyau rasqlppksdyz vlynbkdt hkels, ps vbl hkels pbsole vbl rasnlewal kd talyv elvykz, cwv yqvla Kk Nkd oyvnble kv, bl qlzv vbyv bkp obszl clkdt oyp dsv qllzkdt tsse .……

    Jyk Pwydewyd zlydle bla blye shla yde pyke blyavzlppzu, “Zsw pll, kpd’v vbkp iwkvl pkxrzl? Rd qynv, kv oswze cl talyv kq xld nswze cl pvlakzkgle ps pkxrzu. R byhl yzoyup qlzv vbyv ayrkpvp pbswze cl nypvayvle kd vbkp oyu. Rv’p ynvwyzzu hlau nsdhldkldv, fwpv nwv sqq vbl cyzzp, kv eslpd’v yqqlnv vbl wakdyvksd, yde elqkdkvlzu ralhldvp alnkekhkpx. R vbkdj kv’p y ralvvu pkxrzl srlayvksd. Rq vbl pvyvl nyd kxrzlxldv vbkp ekpnkrzkdyau xlypwal yde vblal’p dsv ldswtb pvyqq, R esd’v xkde hszwdvllakdt vs es kv. R’hl yzoyup pnsale hlau bktb kd vbl rbupknyz tyxl sq nwvvkdt oyvlaxlzsdp, kv’p ekqqlaldv vbkdtp vs nwv, cwv kv’p yzz ycswv nwvvkdt yduoyu, ps R’hl tsv rzldvu sq lmrlakldnl, aktbv?”

    “…..”

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    Ji Lin couldn’t stand it anymore, he looked at Bai Duanduan with crossed eyebrows, “You’re poisonous, aren’t you?”

    “?”

    “No, I don’t agree with castrating Ji Mimi, it’s too bloody.” Ji Lin said firmly, “Besides, he’s already in heat, he already knows what it’s like to feel this desire, he’s not a clueless kitten anymore, if you cut him up at this point, he’ll live in nostalgia and remorse for the rest of his life and will outright hate the person who decided to have him neutered.”

    “Yes, you are so right!” Bai Duanduan’s eyes lit up, “I read a post that said cats are very vengeful. Once we send him directly to the pet hospital and watch the doctor sterilize him, he will feel that we have joined forces with the doctor to hurt him. After the operation, he will run away from home or hurt others…”

    Ji Lin breathed a sigh of relief and pursed his lips. He was just about to conclude his statement that the neutering route would not work when he heard Bai Duanduan to excitedly continue —

    “So the countermeasure is! We have to act! We have to pretend that the cat was snatched by the doctor. We have to act like we’re crying and beating our chests in helplessness. The cat will empathize, knowing that we are in the same camp and will only hate the doctor. The parent-child relationship between you and your son would still be good.”

    “……”

    Ji Lin confirmed at that moment that this woman, Bai Duanduan,  was really poisonous.

    “In fact, in another sense, castrating him is also for his own good.” As a result, while Ji Lin was still in a state of inner turmoil, Bai Duanduan on the other side glanced lovingly at Ji Mimi and sighed tersely, “In the old days, eunuchs lived longer than the emperor. As it turns out, having a clear mind is really good for health.”

    So, does she want him to write a thank-you note after being castrated by her?

    Bai Duanduan’s mind was clearly made up, yet Ji Lin still argued, “You’re doing this, leaving him with no dignity as a man. He’ll never be a whole man again after the surgery. In case the cat can’t accept this and tries to kill himself ……”

    As a result, when confronted with such a question from him, Bai Duanduan instead gave Ji Lin a strange look, “Then if you go bald early in the future under the torture of high-intensity and high-stress legal work. When you won’t have an inch of grass left on top of your head then you won’t consider yourself as a complete man anymore, are you going to kill yourself, huh?”

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    Ji Lin was simply dying of anger as he gritted his teeth and said word for word, “I, will, never, be, bald.”

    “Yes, you will. Male lawyers, sooner or later they will be bald. It’s just the course of time. According to the general law, as soon as you become an influential figure, you will become bald. According to your ability, Ji Lin, it may happen within a few years, but don’t worry too much. You are so rich, and now the hair transplant technology is also very advanced. If you can’t do it, you can still tattoo your hairline.”

    At this moment, Ji Lin finally understood where his mother’s deep sense of powerlessness came from when she faced Bai Duanduan, didn’t she really offended her in his previous life? Since you gave birth to him, why give birth to Bai Duanduan?1 Ji Lin is lamenting that Bai Duanduan exists in the same world as him in a sort of “Oh God, if you already brought me into the world, why’d you have to bring Bai Duanduan too just to go against me at every turn??” kind of way.

    Just as if to slap himself in the face, right then and there, Ji Mimi indisputably began to purr for spring. His voice was indeed not only shrill, but also penetrating. The cat was trying quite hard. Even if Bai Mimi was held in Bai Duanduan’s hand, he jumped up and down and tried to carry out his attempted criminal career.……

    “You see.” Bai Duanduan said with understanding, “The actions speak louder than words, so be it, it still has to be castrated! But after all, you can’t do surgery during the rut, wait until after this period.” After she finished, she looked at the cat on the ground and made a cross-eyed laughing expression, “Two more days of being a man! After two days you’ll be a eunuch!”

    Faced with this situation, Ji Lin had nothing to say, he just pursed his lips and turned around to leave, but Bai Duanduan was still yelling behind him —

    “Right, Ji Lin, I want soba noodles with eggs for breakfast tomorrow morning, remember to make them for me!”

    “……”

    As Ji Lin walked away, he questioned himself in his mind, ‘Why on earth did I spend money on such a person? Is it because I have lived for too long? Or was it because life wasn’t bumpy enough to have a strange enough fate? Why do I have to cook her breakfast? Why did she get to order food as a matter of course?’


    The author has something to say:

    Ji Mimi, you didn’t expect this cat, did you? He didn’t take the script of making a husband and wife with his childhood sweetheart Bai Mimi, but the script of making a good sibling with Mimi Bai after castration. 

    [Small Theater]

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    Reader @ Sweet Soda’s 

    Ji Lin: I’ll never take on a client like this in my life!!!

    Next day, 

    Ji Lin: Duanduan, would you like to have a Chinese breakfast or a Western breakfast?

    Reader @ looking for children’s

    After marriage,

    Bai Duanduan is pregnant and still has various cases going on ……

    Penny-pincher Ji: wife, you take maternity leave to rest, I will give you 100% paid leave, I will be responsible for making money to support you and the baby, you are responsible for buying bags on the trend

    Duanduan: No, no, no, how can I be so selfish and self-serving, how can I take money lying down, treating the law firm as a club for giving birth to children, and because I am a woman and I am pregnant, should the whole law firm hold me up and provide for me?

    Penny-pincher Ji: Why does this sound so familiar ……

    Reader @ Manao Manman’s 

    Bai Duanduan: you’re on a one month cooking internship period. After becoming a regular, make breakfast for a lifetime.

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    Ji Lin: …..


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    8 Comments

    1. Ornie
      Ornie

      I love this couple so much! I love how the author portrayed Bai Duanduan too. Her character is so alive not reserved like other FL.

    2. JJangel
      JJangel

      The horror Ji Lin went through imagining the castration of Ji Mimi XD thank you so much for the update

    3. JJangel

      Is it just me or does the novel not appear on the website anymore? I saved this in my bookmarks so I was still able to open this chapter

      1. Mily
        Mily [Translator]

        I’m sorry for the inconvenience. Actually I was trying to publish my new short story and in a haste I ended up deleting this novel page by mistake, so it was unavailable for a while. But it’s been restored now and available on site. It was totally a fault on my part, sorry and thank you for being understanding. 🙇🏻‍♀️❤️