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  • There’s Always Spicy Chicken Who Wants to Take Me to Fly

    Chapter 4: War

    The pursuers looked drunk. 

    But that didn’t  stop them from besieging the assassin. 

    Yellowing Leaves attracted fire from six people, while Blue Skies took care of the remaining four players, running left and right. 

    As individual attacks couldn’t hit their target, they started prepping for a joint attack. 

    Except they forgot that this wasn’t a PK1 player kill field, this was a wild map

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    The assailants were too enthusiastic and failed to recognize that they were delving deeper into the swamp. 

    The research from this afternoon was not for nothing. Just one look at their formation and weapons, and Bai Tian knew that they were about to do a combined attack.

    Bai Tian took a small jump, gabbing the aggro of nearby mobs. Then used a bit of qinggong2Makes the user seem lighter (by improving their jumping, running, etc. ability).  and rolled to the side. 

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    It was just that the opposition’s musician wasn’t very good, and their actions were easily seen through by Yellowing Leaves

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    The assassin was weaving in and out of the crowd, occasionally getting hit, but wasn’t affected in the least. 

    When health was low, then take potions that was attained before the fight. Wait for the cool down to end after two minutes, then drink another one. 

    Can’t die, can’t escape. 

    Yellowing Leaves wanted to curse. 

    After another failed attempt at escaping, he decided to forcefully log off. Until he saw a familiar figure with a spear approaching. 

    Blue Skies yelled: “Die! Scumbags!”

    The long, charged spear created a clear path. When she reached the assassin’s side, she swept across the group and killed three people

    Cover is a Chinese word, pinyin yǎn hù, which means to block with a human body or other coverYellowing Leaves didn’t expect her to come back, but this wasn’t the place to feel gratified as there was too much action going on. He immediately asked, “Cover3Cover is a Chinese word, pinyin yǎn hù, which means to block with a human body or other cover.3 and kill?”

    “Yeah,” Bai Tian said. “Let’s kill first, let him know what it feels like to die.”

    So the two changed targets and started aiming at the musician. 

    Here is a brief overview of what was happening. 

    There were originally two teams, a total of twelve people. 

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    A support warlock and nurse, a musician, short-ranged swordsman, long-ranged engineer, and a defense oriented monk. 

    It could be said that this was a complete lineup. 

    An assassin and a spear user…… 

    Even if it was a 2 v. 2 pk, few people would have such a configuration……

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    Now the musician was hiding behind the main DPS5Damage per second, also the people dealing the most damage (the main damage dealers).  , and there was a warlock with debuffing spells in the middle of the group. 

    Even if they tried to brute force them to death, it would still be impossible to kill them.

    So the two of them decided to……

    Go for the kill!

    Blue Skies took two steps back, and bent down to release ‘Total annihilation’.

    Yellowing leaves saw her posture and immediately understood. With a light jump, he kicked the spear head and flew over the heads of several people.  

    Blue Skies was pleasantly surprised and whistled: “Nice, we have tacit understanding.”

    The swordsman raised his sword to parry, Blue Skies returned with a counterattack.  

    The swordsman immediately shouted: “Leisurely, take care of Old Bullet!”

    Leisurely was a support and Old Bullet was the musician. 

    Two were reallocated, so that meant that four were left for Blue Skies. 

    Large groups were not a spear’s area of expertise, it was better off against individuals. However, it was possible if you had a good position. 

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    There was no skill cooldown for basic attacks, though it wasn’t as powerful. 

    Blue Skies’ spear turned to stab the swordsman. The swordsman turned sideways, slashed horizontally, and knocked the spear tip back to an angle 

    Swordsman: “Damn! Do you really think this old man’s spicy chicken6 hot garbage ?”

    Blue Skies: “You weren’t?”

    As soon as the swordsman moved sideways, the warlock behind was exposed. 

    Taking advantage of the situation, Blue Skies used her long spear to attack the warlock. 

    The warlock noticed that she was staring at him. He acted quickly and cast a slowing debuff under Blue Skies’ feet. 

    Blue Skies didn’t avoid it and powered through it, and was slowed for five seconds. Meanwhile, she provoked the warlock, and staggered him back. The warlock fell on the swordsman and they both fell to the ground together. 

    Simultaneously, the monk failed to parry since Blue Skies didn’t use skills. 

    The first [Total Annihilation], only propelled her forward. And even though the spear was used, it was only used for auto-attacking, there was technically no skill damage.  

    It was only after using a skill did the monk show a flaw.

    Blue Skies seized the opportunity to change the direction of the spear to attack the monk instead of the warlock. Then she went in for another hit. 

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    It was at this time that her attack hit the puppet the engineer released. 

    Blue Skies unhesitatingly started a series of actions. While it wasn’t magnificent, it unexplicitedly dumbfounded the four people. 

    Blue Skies currently had a debuff on her body, and would be unable to outrun them. So taking two steps forward, she inserted the tip of the spear to the ground and launched herself upwards as if she was pole-vaulting. 

    The swords man who just got up, saw such a marvelous sight: “Damn! What is he planning?!”

    The monk shouted: “Impossible! Spears are stiff weapons, how can it support him like that?”

    “Shout more ah,” Bai Tian bounced around to show off. “I like it when you guys look so furious, I can’t help it.”

    The support called from other side, asking for help: “Boss! We can’t hold on any longer!”

    Seeing that they stopped chasing her, Bai Tian danced in place: “What should be done? Kill me or kill the assassin?”

    While in the middle of speaking, she suddenly dropped. 

    The other guy looked very intimidating, Blue Skies spread her hands: “It’s a pity that such a good opportunity was missed.”

    The swordsman was irritated and shouted: “F*ck! Kill the spearman first!”

    Blue Skies turned and ran away without forgetting to ask: “Old Driver! How long until you defeat the musician? Hurry up and kill him!”

    Yellowing Leaves leisurely said: “You were so chic just now, why are you running.”

    “Tut tut, don’t hold grudges,” Blue Skies said, “I just wanted to confuse them, didn’t I come back to save you?”

    Yellowing Leaves slashed the musician’s neck with his dagger. 

    Toxic powder with a paralyzing effect, poison dart, and smoke. One second of vertigo, another second of piercing dizziness, before finally fainting. It was too overwhelming  

    The musician was not skilled enough and would not be able to stand it. 

    The support was probably a newbie as well, she didn’t know that she could interrupt the skill and the musician will be left nearly unscathed. 

    Yellowing leaves had never played such a fresh and refined pk game, because no one had ever given him the opportunity to go all out. 

    For a moment, tears filled his eyes. Such opponents made him feel more passionate about his profession as an assassin!

    It’s just that his barely counted as 1 vs. 0, Blue Skies’ was a proper 1 vs. 4. 

    By the time Blue Skies died, he wasn’t far from death’s door either. 

    Finally, after continuous exchanges of blows, as the musician was stuck in place, he was in a constant state of low hp. 

    Yellowing Leaves eventually released him and turned his attention to the support. 

    The poor musician that just got rid of his bindings, still had the poison debuff active on him, and was going to try to save their team’s support. 

    Low-leveled players were very fragile, and the poison effect was very fatal. 

    The musician released a debuff and a buff, both missed, and he died. 

    The inexperienced support who had lost all cover, confronted the old driver, just like a little lamb. 

    Yellowing Leaves wasn’t even able to show any flashy moves when the support suddenly…died. 

    At the same time, Blue Skies sent a message: “Brother, I won’t be able to accompany you for two seconds, prepare to send off your lovely teammate.”

    Yellowing Leaves looked at the map to find that there were eight small red dots in the distance and a small green dot that was under siege. 

    Comrade Blue Skies was about to take on an important task. 

    Yellowing Leaves started running: “Damn! Why did you run so far?”

    She ran out of the swamp area, and now she was running back. And it just happened that the characters running back where the 4 accounts she sent away. 

    While Blue Skies was running on the path, she sent text bubbles to infuriate them: “Brothers dear~ You guys suck~ That hurts~ Don’t hit there~”

    From a distance, Yellowing Leaves could see the huge text bubble floating in the air, he paused for a bit and almost died. 

    “F*cking hell!” The swordsman felt like he was about to go crazy, “Blue Skies, I’m your uncle! #¥%……!”

    Blue Skies secretly sent out a real-time report. 

    Two seconds later, a lint of text floated over everyone’s heads. 

    [System: Swordsman Sword of Light and Shadow was reported for sensitive vocabulary, and verification was acquired. The player has now been muted for 24 hours. The exp gained during the muted period will be halved. Should the crime be committed again, the punishment will be doubled. Players should heed this warning.] 

    The punishment could be said to be very heavy. This was because 《Hua Shi》strictly prohibited personal attacks. 

    Blue Skies: “Hahahaha!”

    Warlock: “Damn!”

    The moment Yellowing Leaves saw the announcement, he laughed: “I really sympathize with you. It’s a pity that we’re opponents.”

    The warlock frantically said: “Where was the archer just now? Report her!”

    Clear Painting: “The report isn’t valid……”

    Warlock: “Damn it!”

    Blue Skies was ready to stir up trouble: “Be careful, be careful, I want to report~”

    This was definitely a warrior who could kill with his mouth. 

    Warlock: “We have to kill him today!”

    The swordsman was muted and unable to give orders; but at the moment, everyone felt his hardships. 

    How does one relieve agony? Through murder, of course.

    Eight v. one7 I’m pretty sure the author loss count lol, but it wasn’t as simple as one would imagine. 

    As it was a wild map, it was hard to determine when a monster would jump out. 

    There were no healers in the eight person dps group either. And the potions were on cooldown. 

    At this time, Blue Skies appeared with her tactics that were as low as her personality. 

    Learning from the mistake of the previous four-person group, they didn’t start doing group attacks. But they still failed to guard against Blue Skies’s tricks. 

    Moving with enchanting fluidity,  she locked onto her target and rolled to the side of the centipede. Then using the long spear, she dodged the attack. 

    The long spear was harmless, it’s aggro would be easily snatched. 

    The level 10 mob had a higher damage output than the two spearmen. 

    If one got hit by the centipede’s poison, an outstanding third of their health would be lost. 

    So if you get its aggro, you had to kill it as fast as possible. 

    This fight completely refreshed their understanding of spear users. 

    This profession was too awesome, was it invincible?”

    The warlock couldn’t stand it: “Are you done playing!? What skill did you use?!”

    Blue Skies innocently said: “I didn’t use any skill. I just used qiggong.”

    A dumb swordsman rushed up and tried using his sword to provoke the centipede. It was just that before he had time to dodge, the centipede had alredy found the owner of the sword and jumped onto him. 

    Then it sprayed poison gas. 

    Everyone: I seemed to have heard him cursing. 

    Blue Skies: “……I have never seen anyone dumber than you. Is self-destruction fun?”

    It seemed very easy to get aggro and dodge its skill, but there were actually a lot of technical aspects to consider. 

    This was a strategy that only existed in guides, but rarely carried out. 

    First, you had to predict the opponent’s target point. Second, you had to guess the timing of the attack. Finally, you had to determine the angle and strength of the attack. 

    If you could only do one of the aforementioned, then there was no need to even attempt this. 

    What was that? They were directly stupefied! Gods weren’t in the realm of reality!

    This was why they always say that field control was more hateful than damage.

    Damage can at least make you die with satisfaction, field controls would make you want to die without actually killing you. 

    If they had the chance to rank themselves, they would definitely believe that 10 of them was not worth a single Blue Skies.

    The swordsman was finally able to get rid of the centipede with barely any hp left. Yellowing Leaves used a hidden Weapon to make a knife and help the swordsman ascend to heaven. 

    It was so sad. Yellowing Leaves felt that if such humiliation happened to him, he would go crazy and would want to kill her at all costs. 

    “I hesitated before I started, really,” Yellowing Leaves said, “I feel so bad for you.”


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