Chapter 7.2

I even asked Yu Haiqiao sarcastically that night if he liked the school flower in his class and Yu Haiqiao happily said to me, “Of course I like her.”

Look at this dog. In the beginning, he talked sweetly to the school flower, walking around the campus, and speaking such flowery words. In the end, this b!tch married me. Fortunately, I was like a Bodhisattva descending on earth. Call it compassion, but in any case, my heart wasn’t touched by him and fortunately, it has never been. Otherwise, all of the things I’ve experienced so far with him would’ve caused me to vomit three liters of blood and my soul would’ve immediately ascended into heaven and became an immortal.

It was the second semester of high school at that time, and Yu Haiqiao’s relationship with Chen Xie began developing particularly well. From the perspective of a passerby, though they hadn’t been established as lovers, the two could at least be regarded as the disgusting term known as ‘intimate friends’.

Before the dog Yu Haiqiao even had the title as ‘intimate friend’, he was supposed to play basketball or some boring game with his classmates on the weekend, that or he would bring me out to cadge a meal. But after he became buddy-buddy with Chen Xie, this b!tch would shamelessly bring her out with me, acting so greasy it made one’s fingers curl.

Morse Code was something he suddenly took interest in when he saw a spy movie in his second year of high school. Because he was young back then, he had a good memory and had managed to memorize it quickly. After he had gotten it down, he stopped writing legible words, and insisted on using this code to communicate with other people, even specially teaching me a series of dots, and telling me, “This is how to confess to people in the future using Morse code.”

I don’t know if this b!tch used Morse code to confess to his goddess but in any case, the two of them ended up getting together in the third year of high school. They happily studied together, making progress every day that it made one want to barf upon seeing them.

Later on, they even broke up in front of me and it once again strengthened the belief in my heart that “men were hopeless creatures”.

In other words, Yu Haiqiao was hopeless, and this strange kind of creature was not worthy of love.

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I could hear Yu Haiqiao’s slippers walking away from my toilet door but a few seconds later, I heard him yelling, “Where is it? It’s not here. I’ve even searched through this entire closet.”

“…” My blood pressure rose slightly. Feeling that I was almost close to attaining enlightenment and killing Yu Haiqiao, I tidied myself up and rushed out of the toilet. I went to where his closet was and took out a pair of gray boxer briefs, throwing it at him, “Are you blind, Dog Yu?!”

Yu Haiqiao looked at me with innocent doe-like eyes, “Why are you in such a bad mood this early in the morning?”

I shot him a small smile, “Speaking of my temper, in the past, I remembered that you helped me move my luggage to our dormitory when my university just started. What did you tell my roommate when I went out to answer the phone?”

Yu Haiqiao frowned slightly, looking blank, the words “How are the women of this world able to recall things that have happened hundred of years ago while I can’t even remember a single incident to get angry about” were written on his face.

This was what my roommates later on had revealed to me, after we had gotten close enough to share the same pants. They said that, at the beginning, they were a little bit afraid of me, also harboring a faint sense of disdain for me. I didn’t recall doing anything terrible and thought that I had a sweet character. Then, they told me the truth. After I went out to take the call, Yu Haiqiao had taken the opportunity to tell them, “Do you know that this roommate of yours, Shi Ran, has a bad temper? I went to the same high school as her and she was the big sister boss of our school. Even though she didn’t beat anyone, she was very fierce. You see, I’m a freshman myself, and I study at the university next door. I haven’t even moved my own luggage in the dorms yet but I’m already here, moving hers because I’m her little lackey. If I didn’t do as she says, she’d look for someone to teach me a lesson.”

This b!tch Yu Haiqiao, had been fabricating rumors about me every day. After I had gotten to know of this, anger and shock started to bubble up in me. My good girlfriends assured me that they didn’t want to believe it at first, but Yu Haiqiao was too deceptive. One look at his face and you would easily lose a part of your mind, one listen to his gentle and refined voice and you would easily begin to believe everything he said.

This b!tch!

The only two merits he had were his face and his height, the rest are all shortcomings, mistakes, and bugs.

When I got married, the only one among my roommates who was not married, became my bridesmaid. That night, she slept on my bed and hugged my arm, laughing, “I didn’t expect you to marry Yu Haiqiao. I always felt that you disliked him to death.”

I also laughed, “I do dislike him to death. We’re only getting married for convenience’s sake. He said it himself.”

She laughed, “The relationship you guys have seems really fun, unexpected yet it also seems very reasonable. When we were studying, we secretly made a bet on whether you would end up with Yu Haiqiao.”

I looked at her with a face of disgust, not expecting that my friends would secretly make bets about me.

She laughed and said, “I bet that you two would get married and grow old together.”

Now that I think about it, my good friend was probably giving me her gentle blessings at that time.

But now, I really want to tell her sincerely. My good friend, blessing me and Yu Haiqiao this b!tch to grow old together feels more like a curse in the current setting.

After I finished my question, Yu Haiqiao stared at me for a while. His eyebrows were slightly scrunched up and his eyes habitually narrowed slightly. He suddenly raised his hand and felt my forehead with the back of his hand before retracting it. He then said, “You don’t have a fever either. Why have you been bringing up things that happened hundreds of years ago?”

I grabbed his hand before he could take it back, and slowly put it back to his side. After letting go, I looked at him with a small smile, “That’s true. I’m looking back at our memories before the end of our marriage.” After I said that, I went back to the bathroom and got dressed up.

Yu Haiqiao asked behind me, “Then should I send you to work while you reminisce?”

His company was a hundred and eight thousand miles away from me. After sending me to work, he would definitely be late if he turned around and drove to his work. Even though he was an unambitious b!tch, I didn’t want him to become an unemployed b!tch.

T/N: If anyone’s curious what the morse code says, it says ‘FORGIVENLOVEU’ or ‘Forgive me and I love you’ for short. AWWWWW he’s a b!tch no question but c’mon, you gotta melt at that.

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