100 Reasons to Kill My Husband

Chapter 17

Yu Haiqiao was as shameless as always. The next day, he insisted on following me out the door and had even rolled up his sleeves, helping me pick out a red lipstick by my vanity table while I was doing my makeup.

After a long time, he finally decided on a color and even recommended it to me in a tone that sounded as if he had come out of the closet, “This color suits you very well, the color contrasts against your skin and even matches your outfit. If you put it on, you’re going to look amaaaazing. A glance from you will kill everyone.”

My hands stopped upon hearing this and I silently looked at him for two seconds, “Are you itching to put makeup on? Are you really straight?”

Yu Haiqiao blinked and soon flashed me a disgustingly shy look, “Shouldn’t you know by now whether I’m straight or not?”

“….” I looked at him with disdain for a while before shooting him a look of realization, “I see. No wonder you…” aren’t good at that.

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Before I could even say the latter half of my words, Yu Haiqiao predictably called on me to stop, “Stop!”

I harrumphed and seriously declared to him, ‘From now, don’t run your mouth off in front of me. Otherwise, whenever you say something, I’ll just say that you’re…” sexually inept.

Before the main words could even be uttered, Yu Haiqiao once again interrupted me, “Shut up!” He then glared and rose to his feet, “If I hear this story spread out from you, you’re dead, Shi Ran. Your next life will be over, you’re doomed!” He gave me a series of warnings then stormed out of the room in a huff.

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I didn’t know what he talked about with the girl. By the time I reached them, the girl had already taken out her phone and deleted the photos, even apologizing. Yu Haiqiao then put on a gentle look and told her, “Don’t do it next time.”

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“….” I silently stood at the side and rolled my eyes.

When the girl left, Yu Haiqiao gave me a look, “You, Shi Ran. Even as a background, you’ve already painted a very blurry color.”

Anger immediately rushed into my head, “You idiot. Is that anything to brag about!!”

He pursed his lips and shot me a small smile, saying extremely complacently, “No matter what, it proves that I’m handsome enough to enter someone else’s lens. Oh, that’s right. A while ago, she said that one of her roommates had a crush on me so she wanted to take a picture to ask which department I’m from. She even asked me for my contact number and promised to never do something like this again.”

I looked at him with disgust and solemnly shook my head, sighing, “Your school is finished. All the girls are blind.”

Yu Haiqiao harrumphed and decisively concluded for me, “You’re jealous.”

I harrumphed even louder, “What do I have to be jealous of? I, a beautiful young girl who’s about to start dating in the near future, am jealous of a single man like you?”

Yu Haiqiao looked at me and tsked twice. He then said in an extremely haughty tone, “Who else would fancy you other than that music student who’s shorter than you and whose aesthetics in music is beyond saving that I can’t look at the neighboring art school?”

I was 172cm tall and didn’t know if I had continued to grow in the past 2 years. This height was considered very tall for a woman and in senior high, half of the guys never came close to being as tall as I was. The other half were about as tall as I am. I felt that the reason why I lost the opportunity to fall in love early was because of my height.

Yu Haiqiao would always bash my potential suitors like this. One time, I was on a blind date. After we finished our meal, Yu Haiqiao was coincidentally nearby with a friend. I was thinking about how to leave my date at the restaurant without seeming rude so I casually asked where Yu Haiqiao was. My date replied that he was coincidentally less than 10 minutes of distance away and I immediately sent him my address. This b!tch asked me knowingly if he needed to take me home and I coldly replied “You can.” After a few minutes, he called me and I awkwardly bade my date goodbye. After leaving the restaurant, I spotted the b!tch in his car outside the entrance waiting for me. After sitting inside, he specially measured what I wore and sneered, “What’s going on, Shi Ran? Can’t find a guy who’s taller than you?”

“…..” At that time, I also wanted to but I couldn’t ask the other party’s height, weight and character. However, I couldn’t say that to Yu Haiqiao. I couldn’t let Yu Haiqiao say whatever he wanted regarding my life. In any case, if I couldn’t do as I wished, I wouldn’t let him do even more. I twisted my hair and told him sorrowfully, “I can’t help it. I like men who are about my height. After all, if we kiss, I won’t need to tiptoe or raise my head. If they’re shorter than me, I can even lower my head and kiss them.”

Yu Haiqiao let out a disgusted “Ew” and I wasn’t sure if I was making this up but he wore a look of revolt.

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In the end, when he drove to the door, he didn’t pay me much attention at all. When I finally bade him farewell and got out of the car, he even specially rolled down the windows and stuck his head, sighing at me, “Shi Ran. We’ve known each other for so many years. Why can’t you improve your sense of aesthetics? I really don’t want to have a friend with weird tastes like you.”

I raised my brows, wanting to tell him that each person had their own aesthetics and preferences. This b!tch didn’t even wait for me to retort and simply pulled up his windows. And the car slowly drove away, leaving me behind to inhale a mouthful of car fumes.

I immediately took out my phone and gave him a call and he answered it with a slow “Hello?”

I cursed, “Stinky idiot.”

Then, I hung up the call.

I earnestly said that I was a little sweet with Yu Haiqiao before our marriage and that I couldn’t even scold him proficiently. After our marriage, I complained to Yu Haiqiao that it was this tomb that changed me, turning me from Immortal Zixia into Sun Erniang1 Immortal Zixia and Sun Erniang are characters in the story Journey to the West, a famous Chinese classical literature. who sold human meat buns at the Edge of the Water from the story “Journey to the West”.

After I finished, Yu Haiqiao was completely stunned for a whole 10 seconds.

That’s right. At that time, I had even timed it using my watch.

After he had processed his shock, he then looked at me as if my IQ had taken a hit, “Shi Ran, you have such a deep misunderstanding of yourself.”

Then he said, “Have a little bit of shame.”

**

I don’t know why a shameless person had the nerve to ask someone to have face. Doesn’t he know how shameless he’s being!

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