Chapter 10

In the middle of heading to his parents’ house, the b!tch Yu Haiqiao took a turn midway and drove me to the hospital. The doctor who had just finished his shift, pushed me to the emergency room. I wore a dumbfounded look, assuming that Yu Haiqiao had some unmentionable illness. when he turned to the E.R doctor and pointed at me, saying, “She has symptoms of nausea, and urge to barf.“ He paused for a moment and silently added, “and probably has a bit of mythomania¹An abnormal or pathological tendency to exaggerate or tell lies..”

“…” I must have always looked highly at Yu Haiqiao, coming to the realization that he was not only a b!tch but was also a complete idiot.

The ER doctor glanced at me, “Did you eat something bad? Do you have diarrhea, does your stomach feel unwell anywhere?”

I turned my head and glanced at Yu Haiqiao, feeling that my condition as of late wasn’t good. After repeatedly losing the battles against Dog Yu, I felt that it was high time I started to rebel and let Yu Haiqiao see the reality. I wanted him to sincerely apologize to me so I turned to look at the doctor, “It’s just a trivial matter but I’ve been feeling some menstrual pain. He didn’t understand me so he brought me to the hospital for a checkup but…the thing is my husband has erectile dysfunction. Which department should he go to?”

“…” Hearing this, the ER doctor who looked to be in his thirties, glanced at me with his frames down, then looked at Yu Haiqiao who was standing behind me.

“Are you experiencing problems in your sexual life?” the doctor asked slowly.

I opened my mouth, “Yes, he has great difficulties in that aspect, and he would easily…”

Yu Haiqiao reached out a hand and dragged me away. Holding my wrist, he told me angrily, “What nonsense are you talking about!!””

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I heard Yu Haiqiao hiss, his eyes drooping slightly and his gaze gliding over my wrist. With scrunched brows, he looked at me, “…”

We stared at each other in silence for about ten seconds until Yu Haiqiao suddenly reached out a hand and grabbed my wrist. He then blew on my wrist and with a smile hanging on the corner of his lips, he said, “It doesn’t hurt, hubby will blow the pain away~~”

I’m going to kill him!!!!!

I swear that if he talked to me with such a tone and expression again, I would kill him, I would definitely absolutely kill him!!

**

I took a deep breath, fiercely suppressing the wild roar in my heart and trying to adjust my facial expression. Under the scene of people coming and going in front of the hospital, I faced Yu Haiqiao and smiled softly, “Thank you, hubby~”

Yu Haiqiao let go of my wrist, tilted his head in a direction, and spoke in a cold voice after a long time. “Get in the car, we’re going home.”

Stuffing my hand in my pocket, I quickly adjusted my facial expression to the one I usually had, and then also coldly responded, “Fine.”

We silently headed back to his car and just when I was climbing to the back seat, he frowned and said, “Sit in the front.”

I was unhappy, but I didn’t show it. Instead, I asked him very gently, “Why?”

Yu Haiqiao sounded very serious: “I have something to tell you. It isn’t convenient for me to talk when you’re at the back.

My rebellious mentality was naturally aroused by this b!tch, and just as I was about to voice my refusal again, Yu Haiqiao turned his head to look at me and sighed, “Hurry up, my parents are waiting for us to eat at home, I’m not messing with you.”

Yu Haiqiao used a tone as though this was a matter of life and death to talk to me, making me feel ill at ease as I got out of the car and sat back in the passenger seat.

He pulled the handbrake and glanced at me, “Seat belt.”

I buckled the seat belt and frowned at him, “What do you want to tell me?”

Yu Haiqiao started the car and raised the speed with a serious face, allowing the car to merge with the traffic. Thereafter, he turned to look at me and grinned while blinking, “Wifey, you were so disgusting just now~”

“…” I felt my nerves tense up and just before my blood pressure was about to break through the top of my head, I took a deep breath and told myself silently, “Don’t be angry” ten times in my heart. I then turned my head to look at Yu Haiqiao, “Hubby, you were also quite disgusting.”

Yu Haiqiao stared at the road ahead, pursing his lips and secretly laughing. He even had a dimple on his face, which was clearly seen just by pursing his mouth.

I didn’t know what he was secretly laughing about and silently rolled my eyes at a place he couldn’t see.

Yu Haiqiao said, “I saw you roll your eyes.”

“…” Me: “I didn’t know you grew 800 eyes.”

Yu Haiqiao started humming a song halfway through the road, and it sounded just as unpleasant as always.

I was silent for a moment, happily continuing the preparations of lighting the fuse of an incoming fight. I tried my best to speak in a volume that sounded as if I was talking to myself but was still loud enough for him to hear clearly, “But you really do suck at ít’, maybe you really do need to see a doctor.”

“…” Yu Haiqiao was happily humming at first, but his song finally came to a stop. He pursed his lips into a fine line and fortunately, his driving speed remained constant, his grip on the wheel still firm.

I pretended to look out of the car window without saying a word, and sighed, “Sigh, the sky’s gotten dark–“

Yu Haiqiao: “What did you just say?”

I stifled my smile and replied, “I said the sky has gotten dark.

Yu Haiqiao: “The sentence before that.”

I tried my best to express it in an indifferent manner, “Didn’t you hear it? Do you really want me to say it again?”

“…” Yu Haiqiao didn’t speak for a long time.

It was only when the car drove to his parents’ community and was heading towards the underground parking lot that I wondered, “Why are we suddenly going to your parents home to eat today?”

Yu Haiqiao said in a calm voice, “My parents said that they haven’t seen you for too long so they asked us to come for a visit. They even said they prepared chicken and had boiled some soup for us to take home to drink.”

I responded with an “Oh”. After the car was parked at the parking lot, I got off the passenger seat and casually asked, “Didn’t you tell your parents that we’re not planning to have kids for the time being?”

Yu Haiqiao still spoke in a calm voice, “I did.”

I uttered “I see” in response and waited for the elevator with him. We stared at the silver white doors and after a while, Yu Haiqiao cleared his throat and inquired, “Are my techniques really that bad?”

“……” I stared at the elevator door in front, but if it weren’t because the doors opened in the middle of his words, I nearly would’ve exposed the smile I was trying to hold back to Yu Haiqiao.

I walked into the elevator and did not speak, using silence in place of an answer.

KMH – TOC for advanced chapters [Complete]