Bai Rong had been flipped round and round by Mu Chongyan all the way until midnight, becoming tired and sleepy the next day to the point he couldn’t even open his eyes. In the end, Mu Chongyan asked for leave on behalf of his wife and once Xia Qingshu, who was on his way to look for Bai Rong, learnt of this, he immediately called Mu Chonyan.
“Dearie, what’s the matter with Rongrong? Is he ill?!”
“Cough….N-not exactly…” Mu Chongyan drafted up a new training program while responding guiltily. “Rongrong’s exhausted so I asked for leave on his behalf…”
Xia Qingshu: “….”
His current appearance looked exactly like Luo Ersi back in the day when he committed a wrong!
Immediately, as if he realized something, Xia Qingshu became speechless. He looked at his son’s pink ears and said, “Dearie, you and Rongrong are still unmarried. You need to control yourself…”
Mu Chongyan nearly choked, staying frozen in place for a few seconds before trying to explain. “Dad, I didn’t… with Rongrong…Cough, I mean, I know how to act within propriety…”
“I know. I’m talking about how you should restrain yourself in other areas.” Xia Qingshu still maintained a serious face, “Otherwise, I would’ve given you a lecture right now.”
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Yw Ubsdtuyd: “….” Tl nswzed’v vlzz oblvbla bl pbswze cl byrru sa pye.
“R wdelapvyde, eye…”
“Xq nswapl R clzklhl kd Plyakl. R saktkdyzzu oydvle vs zssj qsa Ssdtasdt vs ekpnwpp vbl xyvvla sq uswa xyaakytl. Pked’v ol ytall vs plv vbl oleekdt sd Ssdtasdt’p ckavbeyu? Uwaaldvzu, vblal’p pvkzz vos xsdvbp zlqv, ps ol swtbv vs pvyav ralryakdt qsa kv.” Mbl pxkzl sd Dky Ckdtpw’p qynl oyp iwkvl ellr, “Tso ycswv ol es kv zkjl vbkp. Wsa ekddla vsdktbv, usw yde Ssdtasdt pbswze nsxl y zkvvzl lyazkla vs vbl alya ryzynl yde ol nyd rasrlazu ekpnwpp kv.”
“Gzaktbv.” Mbswtb Yw Ubsdtuyd tyhl bkp osae, yzz vbl nlzzp kd bkp cseu olal cakxxkdt okvb lmnkvlxldv. “R’zz vyjl Ssdtasdt vblal lyazkla.
“Xj. Mbld Plyakl, usw pbswze cl sd uswa oyu. Pye osd’v ekpvwac usw ydu zsdtla.”
“Gzaktbv. Qssecul, Pye.”
Gqvla bydtkdt sd vbl nyzz, Yw Ubsdtuyd zssjle yv vbl vbknj pvynj sq esnwxldvp vs ts vbaswtb sd bkp srvknyz nsxrwvla yde oyp kxxlekyvlzu qkzzle okvb xsvkhyvksd.
Tl’zz qkdkpb yzz sq vbkp cu 4rx! Mbld ts bsxl yde ekpnwpp vbl yaaydtlxldvp sq bkp xyaakytl!!
On the other hand, when Bai Rong woke up, it was already 10am. He bounced up from the bed and just as he was about to get off, a round housekeeping robot slid over, “Master Rongrong, Master Chongyan has already asked for leave on your behalf.
Bai Rong: “….”
His wife sure was capable, squeezing him dry then asking for leave on his behalf. Looks like an old gong like him was being treated as a sick shou!
It’s time for him to show how amazing he was!
Bai Rong jumped off the bed, his legs immediately limping as he ended up sitting on the bed, and his little face immediately turned dark.
Mu Chongyan, learn! some! restraint!
Glancing at the household robot staring at him, Bai Rong couldn’t help but humiliated, ordering it to go out with a red face before shuffling in his slippers to wash himself up. While brushing his teeth, he thought of ways he could retaliate but after a long time, he couldn’t come up with any.
In the end, an idea hit him and he turned on his optical computer, logging into Sheng Ya’s biggest anonymous relationship forum and created a thread.
“Urgent. My wife(uke) is too passionate and doesn’t know how to restrain himself and even has a tendency to look down on my role as the husband(gong). What should I do?!”
Very quickly, someone replied.
“Poster, hehe. If your wife doesn’t know restraint, it’s a good thing. If you’re this worried, are you being squeezed dry by your little shou!”
“Big brother must be breathtakingly stunning. I’m guessing this is the reason why hahahahha!”
“I agree with big brother and second brother! Evil smile.jpg”
“Hahaha I agree with big brother, second brother, third brother! Evil evil evil smile.jpg”
“The posters above me are too unreliable. I’m guessing that OP’s attempt to subdue his little uke has failed. After all, there’s plenty of ukes that aren’t pure and want to dominate their gong!”
“Yeah, that’s right!” Bai Rong quickly replied with a face that looked as if he was struggling for survival. “That’s what I want to ask!”
“For this…”
Hey Hey Hey, damn! Why can’t he reply!! In the far city of XX, a man shut the forum down in anger. This rubbish forum is acting up again!!!
Mu Chongyan successfully intercepted this thread and mimicked the last person, replying to Bai Rong.
“For this, OP, are you married?”
“No.” Bai Rong blinked. “What does this have to do with marriage?”
“If you’re not married, there’s an effective way you can suppress your….wife. Cough. As long as you can do it.”
“What’s the way?!!” Bai Rong’s eyes immediately twinkled at this revelation. “Please teach me! Master, can you tell me?”
“Cough…” Mu Chongyan nearly couldn’t hold back his laughter and paused to control himself before typing, “Of course.”
“Then what is it?”
“The way is very simple.” Mu Chongyan wore a serious face, a faint light flashing across his eyes. “On the day of your wedding, you just have to squeeze your wife dry as much as you can to the point that he can’t get out of the bed.”
“Is it that simple?”
“Yeah. However, it won’t be easy. After all, just looking at the topic of the thread you created…your wife sure is amazing.”
“Yeah, my wife is amazing!” Bai Rong proudly raised his face before lowering it again to type, “However, I’ll do what I can. Thanks, master. Let me transfer 1000 virtual coins to you.”
Mu Chongyan: “….”
This squandering Little Sweet Cake.
“There’s no need. It’s my pleasure. I’m going off.” Mu Chongyan exited the forum and clicked open the military documents he had closed off a while ago, his face faintly glowing from the aftermath of his deeds last night.
En. The program that Du Han had made was pretty good. Moreover, it could also trace movement and disguise their IPs whenever they wanted. He’ll have to reward Du Han on his return.
Bai Rong closed the forum in good spirits, spitting out the foam of toothpaste in his mouth and rinsing it.
Looks like there’ll be a battlefield on the day he’ll be wedded. No. He should properly train himself and replenish his male vigor since he’ll be squeezing his wife dry until he can’t climb out of bed! This way, he’ll show him the power of a strong gong!!
Hmph!
After washing up, Bai Rong ate his meal, put on makeup and secretly went to a gym.
….Very quickly, 4pm arrived. Mu Chongyan returned home and couldn’t find Bai Rong’s figure anywhere, so he quickly video called him.
“Rongrong, where are you?”
“I….I’m playing outside. Why? Does Chongyan need anything?” Bai Rong had just finished lifting 100 times, his little face red and covered in sweat. He blinked his watery eyes and put on an innocent face.
Mu Chongyan: “….”
How could you be so bad at lying?
“What are you playing that’s making you sweat a lot?”
“Nothing.” Bai Rong mischievously chuckled. “Chongyan, do you need anything?”
“I do. Dad said he has important matters to discuss with us so we have to be home earlier.” Mu Chongyan didn’t use the program to find out Bai Rong’s location. He knew that everything between husband and husband didn’t have to be completely transparent. These little secrets were delights in itself. The reason why he asked Du Han to create such a program was to first prevent his Little Sweet Cake from being harmed by malicious people and secondly, to follow up on what his Little Sweet Cake was seeing online. If anything happened, his Little Sweet Cake would learn weird things again so this was in order to avoid having him be led astray.
As for why he had intercepted someone and responded to his question with that answer…Mu Chongyan didn’t think it too much to abuse this little power to receive benefits from time to time.
“Uncle Xia is looking for us? Ok, I’ll head back now! Chongyan, wait for me!” Bai Rong said before hanging up on the call.
Mu Chongyan squeezed juice for Bai Rong, filling up 3 bottles and placing it in the fridge. He then adjusted the temperature of the bathroom.
Less than half an hour later, Bai Rong arrived home, clamoring about first taking a bath. Mu Chongyan handed the juice to Bai Rong and pinched his face. “Alright. Drink this first before washing up. The bathroom temperature’s been set up for you.”
Bai Rong blushed. His wife was so virtuous that he couldn’t bear to squeeze him dry. What should he do…
After silently finishing the juice, Bai Rong left a fruity sweet kiss on Mu Chongyan’s lips
10 minutes later…
“Chongyan…I forgot to bring my towel. Ca-Can you help bring it?”
Mu Chongyan acted quickly, turning his gaze to the bathroom. “Rongrong, open the door.”
*****
When Mu Chongyan and Bai Rong arrived at the rear hall, it was already 5:30pm. Xia Qingshu pushed the fruit tray to the two and said with a smile. “Your father’s about to arrive. Have some fruit first.”
“I….hiccup–!” Bai Rong had just spoken up when he made a very loud lychee and honey melon flavored burp. His ears turned red immediately. He cast Xia Qingshu a shy glance, not knowing where to put his hands, “Uncle Xia, I…I just…”
It was all because of Mu Chongyan, urging him to drink three big bottles of fruit juice. Ahhhh how embarrassing!
“Rongrong doesn’t seem to be hungry. Fortunately, uncle instructed for some delicious dishes to be prepared. Otherwise, Rongrong wouldn’t have been able to finish it.” Xia Qingshu restrained the urge to tease him.
“….” Bai Rong’s blush grew even deeper.
Mu Chongyan smiled and held Bai Rong’s hand. Just as he was about to say something, The sound of Luo Ersi’s return transmitted over from the outside.
“Qingshu.”
“You’re home.” Xia Qingshu stood up and walked over with a smile. He exchanged a few sentences with him before turning to ask Bai Rong. “Rongrong, where’s Kuku? Call Kuku over for dinner.”
“Kuku went to find Du Han.” Bai Rong raised his head. “There’s no need to wait for him.”
“Oh, I see. Everyone sure has grown up.” Xia Qingshu wore a very meaningful smile. “Oldest dearie and second dearie also had appointments. Come, let the four of us eat then.”
“Sister also had an engagement?” Surprise flashed across Mu Chongyan’s face as well as a slight worry, “With whom?”
Who would suddenly kidnap his sister?!
“Biggest dearie and the president of the Blue Emperor Business Group have an engagement. It’s nothing. Don’t worry too much. It’s just the president. Your sister can defeat a hundred of him if she wanted.”
Bai Rong secretly pursed the corner of his lips, but laughed without restraint on the inside. Pfthahaha. Sister can defeat a hundred clones of brother-in-law so this brother-in-law must be very brave.
“That fellow doesn’t look too bad and I’ve sent people to investigate him. His character isn’t worrying and more importantly, from the looks of biggest dearie, she really seems to like that fellow.” Xia Qingshu smiled. “Biggest dearie is already more than 40 years old. Even though she isn’t that old, I still can’t help but worry seeing that she hasn’t had a single love interest. Now, there’s finally some development.”
In some restaurant far away, biggest dearie Margot who was currently having a candlelit dinner: “….”
Why did her nose suddenly feel a little itchy? Oh no, she can’t sneeze right now!
“Come, Rongrong. Eat some more vegetables. Dearie should eat some too.” Xia Qingshu first picked some vegetables for Bai Rong and Mu Chongyan before starting to eat his own meal. The love and mirth in his eyes was unconcealable. Ahh, how exciting. His son was going to get married, and his fair and tender son-in-law was officially going to address him as his dad!
Luo Eri saw how excited his wife looked and silently picked out some vegetables for him, “Qingshu. You should also eat a little more.”
“Ah, yes.” Xia Qingshu took a bite before smiling at Bai Rong. “Rongrong, Uncle Xia has something to tell you.”
Bai Rong couldn’t help but feel a bit nervous from his gaze and quickly replied. “Please go on, Uncle Xia.”
“Ok. Then Uncle will say it. Rongrong, last time we talked about having your and Dearie’s wedding on the day you turn into an adult, do you remember?”
Having never expected this subject to be brought up, Bai Rong’s face heated up. He stirred his spoon in the soup and answered in a small voice, “I-I remember…”
“That’s good then. Does Rongrong have any dissent then?”
“No…” Bai Rong replied obediently with a blushing face. Mu Chongyan sat at the side and reached a hand over, holding his.
“That’s good.” Taking the two people’s small action into his eyes, Xia Qingshu nearly couldn’t hold himself back from smiling. Feeling ignored, Luo Ersi also sneakily snuck a hand over and held Xia Qingshu’s hand, taking him by surprise. Xia Qingshu glared at Luo Ersi with a red face.
“I wanted to discuss with you about your wedding ceremony. After all, it’ll be taking place two months from now so we have to start preparing.” Xia Qingshu turned his optical computer on and projected a screen, “Come, let’s eat while discussing. Let’s start from your attires, shall we?”
Bai Rong nodded with a red face whereas Mu Chongyan’s eyes were just twinkling brightly as he picked up a piece of shrimp for Bai Rong and responded, “Sure.”
…..
The discussion lasted from 6pm all the way until 10:30pm as decisions have been finalized. When Bai Rong and Mu Chongyan returned to the West Rear Hall, Mu Chongyan excitedly carried Bai Rong inside the room and turned in a circle.
Bai Rong wrapped his arms around Mu Chongyan’s neck, his little red face tense and he ‘seriously’ looked at Mu Chongyan.
Hmph, his wife was so different when he was excited. Only a tough man like him could remain calm without a single crack in his character.
Ahhhh, it was just that his heart beat so loudly it rang in his ears!
After the two people washed up, they laid on the bed surrounded by a sticky atmosphere. Just when Mu Chongyan wanted to make a move, Bai Rong’s optical computer rang out.
“It’s Kuku!”
Bai Rong quickly turned his computer on and opened the message. “Kuku, how was it!”
“Brother…wuuuuwuuuwuu.”
“Huh, what happened?! Kuku, don’t cry!”
“Wuuuu. Brother, Du Han accepted my proposal! He just sent me home. He really treats me well. I’m so happy I want to cry wuuuu…”
“….” Bai Rong: “Kuku, you worried me to death. Don’t hyperventilate, ok? However, congrats on getting a wife! That’s great news! As expected of my younger brother!!”
“Hehehe. Brother, I confessed that I’m a robot but guess what Du Han said. You wouldn’t imagine it. He actually said he figured out that I was a robot 2 weeks ago! But he still likes me…”
“Ah?!!” Bai Rong’s eyes grew wide. “How did he figure out you were a robot?!”
“He…He said there was one time when I went to the virtual city that he secretly followed my information and he found out that I connected to the virtual city not through brain waves but by program….”
Bai Rong: “….”
He suddenly felt as if giving Kuku to a hacker was a worrying matter!
“Wuuu, brother. Du Han is such a good person. He’s so gentle I like him so much!”
Bai Rong: “….”
He felt very complicated, as if the cabbage he was growing had been dug up by a pig. That’s not right. Shouldn’t the one digging up the cabbage be his younger brother!
“Kuku, you are the gong! You are the gong! You can’t be soft. You need to be firm. You need to take action!!!”
“….Yea, I know. I know. I was just too excited. Brother, don’t worry. I’ll act more like a gong.”
“Good. Brother trusts you. Kuku is definitely the gong. However, if you have any difficulties as a gong, just ask brother. Brother has a lot of experiences.”
“….”
Mu Chongyan who ‘accidentally’ saw all the messages: “….”
En. Looks like it was time to let Little Sweet Cake know which of them was the true gong.
The author has something to say: Rongrong and Chongyan are finally going to get married. I’ve just stuffed all the thunder and nutritional doses the little angels have donated into Rongrong’s dowry. 1T/N: little angels refer to chinese readers on the original platform. Thunder and nutritional doses refer to donations the author receives on jjwxc. If you’d like contribute to the author, please check out the jjwxc guide.
Sigh. I feel happy and sad at the same time. I finally understand how a father sending his child off to get married feels. Aaahhh…I’m marrying off Rongrong.
It’s so hard to let go.
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