Indulging in Carnal Desire

Chapter 3.2 Uncle, give me your down there to eat (2)

Chu Jiao tiptoed to look at the fridge and made some calculations in her heart.

“Mommy said that while I’m still growing, I need to eat less of the food outside because it’s not clean.”

That’s true. Chu Minshen also often took note of the news. Illegally recycled cooking oils and the kind were extremely common and they were extremely harmful to the body. They definitely should not be given to children to eat.

“Uncle, give me down there to eat.(1)[efn_note] 下面: homophone for noodles. In this context, Jiao Jiao is asking Chu Minshen for noodles. However, he hears it wrongly instead [/efn_note] Jiao Jiao wants to eat uncle’s down there.” Chu Jiao said knowingly. In her heart, she was thinking, looks like I’ll have to take up the responsibility of cooking. She was independent since she was small and had honed her cooking skills every since she got out of the orphanage. Besides, there was no better way to get on someone’s good graces than this.

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Eat what? Eat down there？

Cough.

f*ck. Chu Minshen felt that he was corrupted by the hoodlums in the army’s behavior. He looked at Chu Jiao’s limpid big eyes and his face flushed. He gave himself an imaginary big slap for suddenly mishearing things.

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“Gzaktbv. Fkdnl Kkys Kkys oydvp vs lyv. Bdnzl okzz nssj qsa usw.” Ubw Ykdpbld rwzzle bkp pzllhlp wr yde pvyavle vs nssj.

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Gqvla lyvkdt yde oypbkdt vblka csozp, kv oyp yzalyeu nzspl vs 8rx.

Ubw Kkys awccle bla lulp.

Mbl sdzu ryav vbyv pwnjp ycswv clkdt y jke oyp vbkp. Fbl oyp vss elzknyvl yde kv oyp vkxl qsa bla vs oydv vs ts vs pzllr.

Fbl cwpkle blaplzq vseyu yde qlzv vbyv bla obszl cseu oyp pvknju ps pbl rzyddle vs vyjl y cyvb qkapv clqsal pzllrkdt.&dcpr;

“Fupvlx’p Wakldezu Slxkdela: Mbl oypbassx kp y tsse rzynl vs lmnbydtl cseu qzwke.”

Mbl pweeld hsknl vssj Ubw Kkys sqq twyae yde xyel bla yzxspv pzkr esod.

“419, let’s discuss this over. The next time you remind me, can you be a little bit more tactful?” Chu Jiao said helplessly.

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“Sorry. This is 419’s factory default setting. There’s no way to change it.”

“Then can I choose the um, location myself?” Just thinking about  the mission execution method made Chu Jiao feel a bit unwell.

“You can. The system will judge the mission’s success according to the amount of body fluid and the quality of it.”

“Even the quality? How do you judge this? Eating oysters everyday for replenishment?” Is it looking at the vis-viscosity? Chu Jiao’s thoughts flew all over the place..

“The system can, according to the test, analyze the concentration of nerve fluid generated by feelings of love in the male lead’s body fluid.”

“You mean to say, if I forced myself on the male lead, the quality wouldn’t be able to pass the standards.” As expected, she knew that the mission wasn’t gonna be easy to complete.

“That’s right.”

So she needed to make the male lead fall in love with her.

This was a lot harder than innocent body contact and exchanging body fluids.

“Alright. 419, do you still have any other rules you haven’t told me?” Chu Jiao had a faint of regret. This system was really unreliable.

“After the mission is declared completed, the host can then explore the rest of the world.”

Speaking was just really a waste of its breath.         

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Chu Jiao grinned, no longer caring about this unreliable 419.

But, since she needed to complete the mission, then she still needed to start working hard.

“Second Uncle!”

Chu Jiao took out a pair of skirt and underwear from the wardrobe and called Chu Minshen.

“Ai, what’s wrong, Jiao Jiao.” Chu Minshen had just finished washing the dishes and walked out of the kitchen while wiping his hands.

“I want to take a bath!”

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10 Comments

  2. Kat Raj 5 Oct 2019

    Can you even force him, Jiao Jiao? Haha… See how your 5 year old self stick-like arms can actually force a grown man is getting me into fits of laughter. This definitely showed her mature mentality. Is it like, her deep conscious still retaining her previous body’s motor function? But how that could even work with an army man is beyond me too.

    So the only straight path is the crooked path… Seduction!

    Thank you for the chapter. ❤❤

  3. Potty 22 Oct 2019

    It’s kinda disturbing. Pls tell me she’s not gonna get his “body-fluid” at this age

    1. xliri 13 Nov 2019

      Her growing up into a teenager-young adult is more ideal than… this

  4. Kailyria 27 Nov 2019

    I was wondering why it feels a bit weird but after looking up the original chapter title it ends up being like that.

    Ok so it’s kinda like homophones, xiàmian/
    xiàmiàn according to pleco.

    The first one means “below” while the second one is Noodles.
    They both sound the same when enunciated though.

    1. littlepotato
      littlepotato [Overlord & Translator] 27 Nov 2019

      Yup, that’s correct! I guess I forgot to put on a note to make it clearer tho. I’ll add that in later on to make it clearer for future readers~

  6. na na 12 Feb 2020

    the uncle-niece relationship don’t sit well for me but… it’s a Chinese light novel after all! I’ll get through it!

  7. Kumori Hiru 20 May 2020

    下面 could sound like 虾面 which mean prawn noodle. Huuu my favourite prawn noodle turn into something dirty. ??

  8. half moon 🌙 26 Dec 2020

    here’s to hoping my fbi agent wont be surprised as i read worst than this