Chapter 1 Supporting Female’s Carnal Desire System Powering On Chapter 2.1 The first world: ‘Soldier Uncle f*cks me inside out’ (1) Chapter 2.2 The first world: ‘Soldier Uncle f*cks me inside out’ Chapter 3.1 Uncle, give me your down there to eat(1) Chapter 3.2 Uncle, give me your down there to eat (2) Chapter 4.1 Uncle, give Jiao Jiao a bath please! (1) Chapter 4.2 Uncle, give Jiao Jiao a bath please! (2) Chapter 5 Uncle, let’s bath together Chapter 6 Uncle, it became hard. (Slightly H) Chapter 7.1 Uncle will teach you how it should be washed. (1) (Slightly H) Chapter 7.2 Uncle will teach you how it should be washed (2) (Slightly H) Chapter 8.1 Uncle, I want to hear a story (1) Chapter 8.2 Uncle, I want to hear a story (2) Chapter 9 Uncle, you’ve come back Chapter 10 Uncle, let’s watch a movie together Chapter 11.1 Uncle, eat this stick (1) Chapter 11.2 Uncle, eat this stick (2) Chapter 12.1 Uncle, check my teeth (1) Chapter 12.2 Uncle, check my teeth (2) Chapter 13.1 Uncle, you’re poking me (1) (Slightly H) Chapter 13.2 Uncle, you’re poking me (2) (Slightly H) Chapter 14 Uncle, I’m not stupid (Slightly H) Chapter 15.1 Uncle, I want to eat your big meat stick (1) (H) Chapter 15.2 Uncle, I want to eat your big meat stick (2) (H) Chapter 16.1 Uncle, it doesn’t taste good at all (1) (H) Chapter 16.2 Uncle, it doesn’t taste good at all (2) (H) Chapter 17 Uncle, I want to monopolize you Chapter 18.1 Uncle, rubbing Jiao Jiao feels so good (1) (H Intercrural s*x) Chapter 18.2 Uncle, rubbing Jiao Jiao feels so good (2) (H Intercrural s*x) Chapter 19 Uncle, little brother is so pitiful Chapter 20 Uncle, my boyfriend Chapter 21 Uncle, have you finished looking? Chapter 22.1 Uncle, Jiao Jiao is afraid of pain (1) Chapter 22.2 Uncle, Jiao Jiao is afraid of pain (2) Chapter 23 Uncle, why are you hitting me Chapter 24 Uncle, use your big rod to love me (Slightly H) Chapter 25 Uncle, Jiao Jiao is about to break (H) Chapter 26 Uncle, shoot it all inside me (H) Chapter 27.1 Uncle, even if it hurts, it’s all right (1) Chapter 27.2 Uncle, even if it hurts, it’s all right (2) Chapter 28 Uncle, what are you laughing about Chapter 29.1 Uncle, you dead mensao (1) Chapter 29.2 Uncle, you sick mensao (2) Chapter 30 Uncle, you’re here to seduce people Chapter 31 Uncle, are you here to have an illicit affair (H) Chapter 32 Uncle, it’s hitting my cervix (H Changing Room Play) Chapter 33 Uncle, do Jiao Jiao for an eternity (H Bathroom Play) Chapter 34, Uncle, there’s an erotic gossip floating around Chapter 35 Uncle, someone is slandering me Chapter 36 Uncle, I’m fine Chapter 37 Uncle, it’s just a little itchy (Slightly H) Chapter 38 Uncle, Jiao Jiao is h*rny (H) Chapter 39 Uncle, let’s feel good together (H Forest Play) Chapter 40.1 Uncle, stop scaring my classmates (1) Chapter 40.2 Uncle, stop scaring my classmates (2) Chapter 41.1 Uncle, I love you (End) (1) Chapter 41.2 Uncle, I love you (End) (2) ICD Second World Glossary Chapter 42 The second world: ‘Master, no more ’ Chapter 43 [Master-disciple story 1] I want this person Chapter 44 [Master-disciple story 2] Casting a disrobing spell Chapter 45.1 [Master-disciple story 3] Healing an injury (Slightly H) (1) Chapter 45.2 [Master-disciple story 3] Healing an injury (Slightly H) (2) Chapter 46 [Master-disciple story 4] My name is Ling Yue, epithet Highest Heavens Chapter 47 [Master-Disciple Story 5] How to become a good master Chapter 48.1 [Master-disciple story 6] Jiao Er, don’t cry (1) Chapter 48.2 [Master-disciple story 6] Jiao Er, don’t cry (2) Chapter 49.1 [Master-disciple story 7] The one who should apologize, is you (1) Chapter 49.2 [Master-disciple story 7] The one who should apologize, is you (2) Chapter 50 [Master-disciple story 8] Buxu Feathers Chapter 51 [Master-disciple story 9] Master, don’t go Chapter 52.1 [Master-disciple story 10] Since it was a tribulation, he would just have to cross over it (1) Chapter 52.2 [Master-disciple story 10] Since it was a tribulation, he would just have to cross over it. (2) Chapter 53 [Master-disciple story 11] Silly little girl, open your mouth (Slightly H) Chapter 54.1 [Master-disciple story 12] He was already in heat (H) (1) Chapter 54.2 [Master-disciple story 12] He was already in heat (H) (2) Chapter 55 [Master-Disciple Story 13] Master, quickly enter me (H) Chapter 56 [Master-disciple story 14] Xiantian Furnace, Nine Mysterious White Tiger (H) Chapter 57 [Master-disciple story 15] The Art of Coitus, Stepping into the Realm of Foundation Establishment! (HH) Chapter 58 [Master-disciple story 16] I will never give up Chapter 59 [Master-disciple story 17] Cang Jing Pavilion Chapter 60 [Master-disciple story 18] Nine Mysterious Constituents Scriptures Chapter 61 [Master-disciple story 19] Sendai Refine Meetup Chapter 62 [Master-disciple story 20] Finding someone Chapter 63 [Master-disciple story 21] Joyous Union Poison Chapter 64 [Master-disciple 22] The need to copulate (Slightly H) Chapter 65 [Master – disciple story 23] Itchy hands and itchy heart (H) Chapter 66 [Master-disciple story 24] I want to eat Master’s big rod (H) Chapter 67 [Master-disciple story 25] The Mixing of Yin and Yang (H) Chapter 68 [Master-disciple story 26] Being done on the shellfish bed (H) Chapter 69 [Master Disciple Story 27] Move by yourself (H) Chapter 70 [Master-disciple story 28] The consequences of playing with fire (H) Chapter 71 [Master-disciple story 29] Being done into peeing (H) Chapter 72 [Master-disciple story 30] Joyous Union Lord Chapter 73 [Master-disciple story 31] Just kill them all Chapter 74 [Master-disciple story 32] Blood Demons Chapter 75 [Master-disciple story 33] Conferment Chapter 76 [Master-Disciple story 34] Locking Yin and Yang (Slightly H) Chapter 77 [Master – Disciple Story 35] Completion of Dual-cultivation (H) Chapter 78 [Master-Disciple Story 36] If you’re going, we’re going together Chapter 79 [Master-Disciple Story 37] The Repercussions of Disobedience Chapter 80 [Master-Disciple Story 38] Escape Chapter 81 [Master-disciple story 39] You reap what you sow Chapter 82 [Master-disciple story 40] Let’s go home Chapter 83 [Master-disciple story 41] Master, I love you (H) (End) Chapter 84 The third world: “President, Don’t Ravage Me” Chapter 85 [President’s Story 1] She hadn’t grown teeth yet Chapter 86 [President’s Story 2] Don’t call out Chapter 87 [President’s Story 3] Kitty cat, thank you Chapter 88 [President’s Story 4] Lucky cat Chapter 89 [President’s Story 5] A big meal Chapter 90 [President’s Story 6] Protection fee Chapter 91 [President’s Story 7] Unified Attack Chapter 92 [President’s Story 8] Where’s my cat Chapter 93 [President’s Story 9] Awakening Chapter 94 [President’s Story 10] Dream Chapter 95 [President’s Story 11] He Sinian, you’re pretty skilled, aren’t you! Chapter 96 [President’s Story 12] Let’s take a bath Chapter 97 [President’s Story 13] Don’t just lick anything Chapter 98 [President’s Story 14] It feels good to the touch (slightly H) Chapter 99 [President’s Story 15] Cat-Eared Cute Girls (Slightly H) Chapter 100 [President’s Story 16] Within mouth’s reach (Slightly H) Chapter 101 [President’s Story 17] This kind of thing is even worse Chapter 102 [President’s Story 18] The consequences of provoking the man (H) Chapter 103 [President’s Story 19] Baby, I don’t dislike you (H) Chapter 104 [President’s Story 20] I’m f*cking you (HH) Chapter 105 [President’s Story 21] A serious man is the most handsome Chapter 106 [President’s Story 22] Character Setting Chapter 107 [President’s Story 23] Zipper Chapter 108 [President’s Story 24] Want to f*ck this mouth to mush (H) Chapter 109 [President’s Story 25] How should I discipline you (H) Chapter 110 [President’s Story 26] Using the tail to discipline (HH) Chapter 111 [President’s Story 27] The Perfect Candidate Chapter 112 [President’s story 28] Anime Expo Chapter 113 [President’s Story 29] Salty Pig Hands Chapter 114 [President’s Story 30] Settlement Chapter 115 [President’s Story 31] Not Close To Women (H) Chapter 116 [President’s Story 32] Recollection Chapter 117 [President’s Story 33] Madame Moon Chapter 118 [President’s Story 34] You’ll definitely look cute even when you’re old Chapter 119 [President’s Story 35] Great Nephew (H) Chapter 120 [President’s Story 36] Rumors Chapter 121 [President’s Story 37] Jiao Jiao, I love you (End) Chapter 122.1 [President’s Story Extra 1] Unforgettable Yearning (Nian Yue X He Feng) (1) Chapter 122.2 [President’s Story Extra 1] Unforgettable Yearning (Nian Yue X He Feng) (2) Chapter 122.3 [President’s Story Extra 1] Unforgettable Yearning (Nian Yue X He Feng) (3) Chapter 123 [President’s Story Extra 2] Cat He’s Adventure Diaries Chapter 124 Fourth World: “My Lord, You’re So Naughty” Chapter 125 [Father-In-Law’s Story 1] A Mockery Of A Wedding Chapter 126 [Father-In-Law’s Story 2] Who in the world is he? Chapter 127 [Father-In-Law’s Story 3] Misunderstanding Chapter 128 [Father-In-Law’s Story 4] The only one doing all the work. (Slightly H) Chapter 129 [Father-In-Law’s Story 5] Leaking Water So Quickly (H) Chapter 130 [Father-in-law’s Story 6] I can’t bear it anymore (H) Chapter 131 [Father-in-law’s Story 7] An Ominous Premonition Chapter 132 [Father-In-Law’s Story 8] The Daughter-In-Law Serves Tea Chapter 133 [Father-In-Law’s Story 9] Feigning Ignorance Chapter 134 [Father-In-Law’s Story 10] I Don’t Eat Losses Chapter 135 [Father-In-Law’s Story 11] Underestimate her Chapter 136 [Father-In-Law’s Story 12] Strong Wind Chapter 137 [Father-In-Law’s Story 13] What are you hiding for? Chapter 138 [Father-In-Law’s Story 14] Business Deal Chapter 139 [Father-In-Law’s Story 15] This Lord Wants To Eat You (Slightly H) Chapter 140 [Father-In-Law’s Story 16] Call my name (H) Chapter 141 [Father-In-Law’s Story 17] Idiot, I was referring to you (H) Chapter 142 [Father-In-Law’s Story 18] Seeking an Official Position Chapter 143 [Father-In-Law’s Story 19] This Lord Only Wants You Chapter 144 [Father-In-Law’s Story 20] Plan Chapter 145 [Father-In-Law’s Story 21] The Son of Heaven Rages Chapter 146 [Father-In-Law’s Story 22] Vengeance Chapter 147 [Father-In-Law’s Story 23] The Cicada Sheds Its Carapace Chapter 148 [Father-In-Law’s Story 24] Suck it (H) Chapter 149 [Father-In-Law Story 25] I didn’t feed you full (HH) Chapter 150 [Father-In-Law’s Story 25] I’m about to be pierced through (HH) Chapter 151 [Father-In-Law’s Story 26] An Opportune Encounter Chapter 152 [Father-In-Law’s Story 27] Disguise Chapter 153 [Father-In-Law’s Story 28] Mission Chapter 154 [Father-In-Law’s Story 29] Cash Cow Chapter 155 [Father-In-Law’s Story 30] Let’s take a bath together Chapter 156 [Father-in-law’s Story 31] Bend Down (Slightly H) Chapter 157 [Father-in-Law’s Story 32] Pincer Attack from the Front and Back (H) Chapter 158 [Father-In-Law’s Story 33] Eavesdropping (H) Chapter 159 [Father-In-Law’s Story 34] Stirrings of Love Chapter 160 [Father-in-law’s Story 35] Banquet Chapter 161 [Father-in-law’s Story 35] Secret Room Chapter 162 [Father-In-Law’s Story 37] Who was plotting against who Chapter 163 [Father-in-law’s story] Lord, please conduct yourself with dignity Chapter 164 [Father-in-Law’s Story 39] You’re not allowed to get close to other women Chapter 165.1 [Father-In-Law’s story 40] Father-in-law, I love you (H) (End) (1) Chapter 165.2 [Father-In-Law’s story 40] Father-in-law, I love you (H) (End) (2) Chapter 166 Fifth World: “Big Boss Dotes on the Little Runaway Wife” Chapter 167 [Big Shot’s Story 1] Jealousy of a Love Rival Chapter 168 [Big Shot’s Story 2] My Fiancé Chapter 169 [Big Shot’s Story 3] Malicious Intent Chapter 170 [Big Shot’s Story 4] Your Marksmanship is Amazing Chapter 171 [Big Shot’s Story 5] The Commander Curries Favor Chapter 172 [Big Shot’s Story 6] Along the Way Chapter 173 [Big Shot Story 7] Hard Chapter 174 [Big Shot’s Story 8] Quivering Hands Chapter 175 [Big Shot’s Story 9] Do what? Do you (Slightly H) Chapter 176 [Big Shot’s Story 10] A feast for the eyes (H) Chapter 177 [Big Shot‘s Story 11] Your whole body is sweet (H) Chapter 178 [Big Shot’s Story 12] Shooting Practice Chapter 179 [Big Shot’s Story 13] Give me a rub Chapter 180 [Big Shot’s Story 14] Let’s play a game (Slightly H) Chapter 181 [Big Shot’s Story 15] Let’s change the rules of the game (H) Chapter 182 [Big Shot’s Story 16] Let’s end it right here (H) Chapter 183 [Big Shot’s Story 17] A guest in the middle of the night Chapter 184 [Big Shot’s Story 18] Moving houses Chapter 185 [Big Shot’s Story 19] New Classmate Chapter 186 [Big Shot’s Story 20] Drama Chapter 187 [Big Shot’s Story 21] Any matter that concerns you is a big deal Chapter 188 [Big Shot’s Story 22] She didn’t care about dying Chapter 189 [Big Shot’s Story 23] Lovers’ Pendants Chapter 190 [Big Shot’s Story 24] You are all I see Chapter 191 [Big Shot’s Story 25] You are mine (H) Chapter 192 [Big Shot’s Story 26] Mistress Chapter 193 [Big Shot’s Story 27] Fight for her Chapter 194 [Big Shot’s Story 28] Yan Zhan, save me Chapter 195 [Big Shot’s Story 29] Jiaojiao, close your eyes Chapter 196 [Big Shot’s Story 30] I’ve been drugged Chapter 197 [Big Shot’s Story 31] You are mine (H) / Chapter 198 [Big Shot’s Story 32] The Captivating Little Minx (H) Chapter 199 [Big Shot’s Story 33] Slap Chapter 200 [Big Shot’s Story 34] Pulling the carpet from under him Chapter 201 [Big Shot’s Story 35] Pray for the child Chapter 202 [Big Shot’s Story 36] Dogfight Chapter 203 [Big Shot’s Story 37] Possessed Chapter 204 [Big Shot’s Story 38] Brother Yan, I love you (End) Chapter 205 [Big-Shot’s Story Extra] The flowers by the path are now in full bloom (Part I) Chapter 206 [Big Shot’s Story Extra] The flowers by the path are now in full bloom (Part II) Chapter 207 [Big Shot’s Story Extra] The flowers by the path are now in full bloom (End) Chapter 208 The sixth world: The Khan Tyrant Pampers the False Princess Chapter 209 [Khan’s Story 1] What a fragile little white flower Chapter 210 [Khan’s Story 2] Princess, please conduct yourself with dignity Chapter 211 [Khan’s Story 3] Treating Sister-In-Law as a Mother Chapter 212 [Khan’s Story 4] A member of our Tuoba Clan Chapter 213 [Khan’s Story 5] You couldn’t care less about me Chapter 214 [Khan’s Story 6] I don’t hate him Chapter 215 [Khan’s Story 7] Wetting Her Lips Protected: Chapter 216 [Khan’s Story 8] So hard it hurts (Slightly H) Protected: Chapter 217 [Khan’s Story 9] Arrows on the Bowstring (H) Chapter 218 [Khan’s Story 10] It’s poking me Chapter 219 [Khan’s Story 11] You can look but you can’t eat Chapter 220 [Khan’s Story 12] He had to shave Protected: Chapter 221 [Khan’s Story 13] Who are you? (H) Chapter 222 [Khan’s Story 14] Encountering a kidnapper Chapter 223 [Khan’s Story 15] Beg me Chapter 224 [Khan’s Story 16] Devoting her body Chapter 225 [Khan’s Story 17] Who wants to sleep with whom? Protected: Chapter 226 [Khan’s Story 18] And you still insist you aren’t licentious (H) Protected: Chapter 227 [Khan’s Story 19] Why is it so big (H) Chapter 228 [Khan’s Story 20] Schadenfreude Chapter 229 [Khan’s Story 21] Think of a way Chapter 230 [Khan’s Story 22] What if this princess isn’t willing Chapter 231 [Khan’s Story 23] Spring comes upon a withered tree Chapter 232 [Khan’s Story 24] Where did the princess go Chapter 233 [Khan’s Story 25] Find her Chapter 234 [Khan’s story 26] He wanted this beauty Chapter 235 [Khan’s Story 27] The woman I love Chapter 236 [Khan’s Story 28] Put an end Chapter 237 [Khan’s Story 29] You’re so annoying Chapter 238 [Khan’s Story 30] Hard to control his feelings Chapter 239 [Khan’s Story 31] Call me brother Protected: Chapter 240 [Khan’s Story 32] Irrigate with Semen (H) Chapter 241 [Khan’s Story 33] I’ll fill you up again Protected: Chapter 242 [Khan’s Story 34] Lying on the horse’s back (H) Chapter 243 [Khan’s Story 35] Sneak Attack Chapter 244 [Khan’s Story 36] Wife Chapter 245 [Khan’s Story 37] Leave me a little farther Chapter 246 [Khan’s Story 38] Settling Treason Chapter 247 [Khan’s Story 39] Khan, I Love You (End) Chapter 248 The Seventh World Chapter 249 [Emperor’s Story 1] Godfather Chapter 250 [Emperor’s Story 2] The Sixth Prince Chapter 251 [Emperor’s Story 3] Eat strawberries Chapter 252 [Emperor’s Story 4] Delivering food Chapter 253 [Emperor’s Story 5] Abuse Chapter 254 [Emperor’s Story 6] Disciplining the wicked servants Chapter 255 [Emperor’s Story 7] Ya Zi Chapter 256 [Emperor’s Story 8] Wake up Chapter 257 [Emperor’s Story 9] Imperial Preceptor Jiang Chapter 258 [Emperor’s Story 10] Clash Chapter 259 [Emperor’s Story 11] Flogged Chapter 260 [Emperor’s Story 12] Distress Chapter 261 [Emperor’s Story 13] Ointment Chapter 262 [Emperor’s Story 14] Peeping Chapter 263 [Emperor’s Story 15] Erotic Picture Chapter 264 [Emperor’s Story 16] Soothing with hands Chapter 265 [Emperor’s Story 17] I’m not young (Slightly H) Chapter 266 [Emperor Chapter 18] Clearing the rotting skin Chapter 267 [Emperor’s Story 19] Are you willing to? Protected: Chapter 268 [Emperor’s Story 20] Yin and Yang come together (Slight H) Chapter 269 [Emperor’s Story] Secret Dragon in the Abyss Chapter 270 [Emperor’s Story 22] Jealousy Protected: Chapter 271 [Emperor’s Story 23] (Slight H) Chapter 272 [Emperor’s Story 24] Exposed Chapter 273 [Emperor’s Story 25] Losing you Chapter 274 [Emperor’s Story 26] Acting Impetuously Chapter 275 [Emperor’s Story 27] Going Into Battle Chapter 276 [Emperor’s Story 28] Xi Shi Sesame Seed Cakes Chapter 277 [Emperor’s Story 29] Tigress Protected: Chapter 278 [Emperor’s Story 31] Possess me and make me yours (Slightly H) Protected: Chapter 279 [Emperor’s Story 31] Tied Up (H) Chapter 280 [Emperor’s Story 32] Recurring Dream
T/N: Sorry. There will only be two updates this week since I’ve been busy doing other stuff these past few weeks. At least, I managed to get all the H chapters out no? 😂
Wedding night?
Hearing this, Chu Jiao couldn’t help but break into a chuckle, her tears of pain quickly turning into tears of laughter.
Looks like the one who was misunderstanding the current situation wasn’t her, but a certain father.
At this moment, the physical pain was replaced by the abrupt amusement that came into the situation.
She couldn’t help but look forward to seeing the man’s expression the moment he learned the truth.
If he knew that the person he had slept with was not his wife, but his daughter-in-law, what kind of expression would her father-in-law make?
Ahhhhhh, she was looking forward to seeing it.
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“Little girl, you are almost going to nip your husband’s treasure off…”
Chu Jiao turned her head to the side and gave him a vague smile.
“Husband?”
She twisted her slender and supple waist, teasing him ever so slightly, “Then… why is ‘husband’s’ treasure… penetrating Jiao Jiao’s tummy…”
The girl’s ignorant use of obscenity caused Shen Zhen to move forward subconsciously. As he started to move his waist slowly, he patiently explained, “Not penetrating the stomach…”
“But… penetrating your sl*tty hole…”
“Huff… It’s really tight…” He patted Chu Jiao’s buttocks, “Relax a bit, baby…”
“Properly feel… Your husband’s big c*ck…”
This was also the first time for Shen Zhen to act so unrestrained in bed. The pleasure that his body felt, allowed him to easily tear off his usual serious facade. He grabbed a hold of the girl’s slim waist and began to pump from shallow to deep ends.
Chu Jiao’s elbows were propped up on the bed, her fingers strongly clutching the bright red quilt. Her body swayed back and forth, causing the bed to produce creaking sounds…
“Enn.. ahhhnnn… ‘husband’…slower…your c*ck is so big…my sl*tty hole can’t bear it anymore…”
“Little Sl*t…..” Shen Zhen felt that this little girl was naturally made for him. Otherwise, how could her every word light a powerful fire within him? If he didn’t have any matters to take care of tonight, she surely wouldn’t be able to get out of bed the next morning!
“I’ll forgive you once, just for tonight…”
He speeded up the pace of his thrusting, “The next time…I’ll let you know how powerful your husband is!”
Chu Jiao laid on the bed exhaustedly as Shen Zhen once again redressed her in her nightgown.
He glanced at his wounded arm where the ribbon bound on it had already turned crooked and stretched his arm in front of Chu Jiao in a good mood.
“Tie it again.”
Chu Jiao glared at him fiercely. This man… Give him an inch and he’ll want a mile.
In Shen Zhen’s eyes, the little girl’s appearance was indeed young, but even when she viciously glared at him, she still looked adorable and seductive in his eyes.
He couldn’t help but bury his mouth deep to take in her bright red lips, kissing and biting them as if punishing them, “Stop seducing me again, this daddy still has things to do!”
Chu Jiao was simply rendered speechless by this man’s overactive imagination. She propped herself up in resignation and retied the ribbon lazily. With her chest half-exposed, the man started to rear its head again from seeing this beautiful sight, but he still held himself back and pinched the girl’s face before turning away and leaving quietly.
Chu Jiao laid for a while with her back sore from the exercise, and before the sun had even risen, she got up and started to clean up the mess.
A storm was about to come, so she needed to tidy things up.
On the other side, Shen Zhen rushed towards the place that had the heaviest defense in the entire capital.
Presenting his pass located on his waist, he breezily went through the layers of guards and stood respectfully in front of a person, reporting the capture reports for the last few days.
“En, zhen understands.”
The man on the couch had an imposing air to him as he nodded to digest the message brought by his most important and trusted aide and minister.
He sharply glanced at the wound on Shen Zhen’s arm and at the weird-looking bandage wrapped around it, raising a curious brow.
Before the emperor could even ask, Shen Zhen lifted his hand, flaunting it like a peacock who showed off his tail. “It looks good right?”
The emperor said nothing and only rolled his eyes in response.
Shen Zhen: Looks good right? My wife tied it for me~
Emperor: Showoff. Let’s see how long you can show it off for.. Do you know what comes after making a public display of affection? Hehe~
T/N: Love the cute dynamic between the Emperor and Shen Zhen XD
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Chapter 1 Supporting Female’s Carnal Desire System Powering On Chapter 2.1 The first world: ‘Soldier Uncle f*cks me inside out’ (1) Chapter 2.2 The first world: ‘Soldier Uncle f*cks me inside out’ Chapter 3.1 Uncle, give me your down there to eat(1) Chapter 3.2 Uncle, give me your down there to eat (2) Chapter 4.1 Uncle, give Jiao Jiao a bath please! (1) Chapter 4.2 Uncle, give Jiao Jiao a bath please! (2) Chapter 5 Uncle, let’s bath together Chapter 6 Uncle, it became hard. (Slightly H) Chapter 7.1 Uncle will teach you how it should be washed. (1) (Slightly H) Chapter 7.2 Uncle will teach you how it should be washed (2) (Slightly H) Chapter 8.1 Uncle, I want to hear a story (1) Chapter 8.2 Uncle, I want to hear a story (2) Chapter 9 Uncle, you’ve come back Chapter 10 Uncle, let’s watch a movie together Chapter 11.1 Uncle, eat this stick (1) Chapter 11.2 Uncle, eat this stick (2) Chapter 12.1 Uncle, check my teeth (1) Chapter 12.2 Uncle, check my teeth (2) Chapter 13.1 Uncle, you’re poking me (1) (Slightly H) Chapter 13.2 Uncle, you’re poking me (2) (Slightly H) Chapter 14 Uncle, I’m not stupid (Slightly H) Chapter 15.1 Uncle, I want to eat your big meat stick (1) (H) Chapter 15.2 Uncle, I want to eat your big meat stick (2) (H) Chapter 16.1 Uncle, it doesn’t taste good at all (1) (H) Chapter 16.2 Uncle, it doesn’t taste good at all (2) (H) Chapter 17 Uncle, I want to monopolize you Chapter 18.1 Uncle, rubbing Jiao Jiao feels so good (1) (H Intercrural s*x) Chapter 18.2 Uncle, rubbing Jiao Jiao feels so good (2) (H Intercrural s*x) Chapter 19 Uncle, little brother is so pitiful Chapter 20 Uncle, my boyfriend Chapter 21 Uncle, have you finished looking? Chapter 22.1 Uncle, Jiao Jiao is afraid of pain (1) Chapter 22.2 Uncle, Jiao Jiao is afraid of pain (2) Chapter 23 Uncle, why are you hitting me Chapter 24 Uncle, use your big rod to love me (Slightly H) Chapter 25 Uncle, Jiao Jiao is about to break (H) Chapter 26 Uncle, shoot it all inside me (H) Chapter 27.1 Uncle, even if it hurts, it’s all right (1) Chapter 27.2 Uncle, even if it hurts, it’s all right (2) Chapter 28 Uncle, what are you laughing about Chapter 29.1 Uncle, you dead mensao (1) Chapter 29.2 Uncle, you sick mensao (2) Chapter 30 Uncle, you’re here to seduce people Chapter 31 Uncle, are you here to have an illicit affair (H) Chapter 32 Uncle, it’s hitting my cervix (H Changing Room Play) Chapter 33 Uncle, do Jiao Jiao for an eternity (H Bathroom Play) Chapter 34, Uncle, there’s an erotic gossip floating around Chapter 35 Uncle, someone is slandering me Chapter 36 Uncle, I’m fine Chapter 37 Uncle, it’s just a little itchy (Slightly H) Chapter 38 Uncle, Jiao Jiao is h*rny (H) Chapter 39 Uncle, let’s feel good together (H Forest Play) Chapter 40.1 Uncle, stop scaring my classmates (1) Chapter 40.2 Uncle, stop scaring my classmates (2) Chapter 41.1 Uncle, I love you (End) (1) Chapter 41.2 Uncle, I love you (End) (2) ICD Second World Glossary Chapter 42 The second world: ‘Master, no more ’ Chapter 43 [Master-disciple story 1] I want this person Chapter 44 [Master-disciple story 2] Casting a disrobing spell Chapter 45.1 [Master-disciple story 3] Healing an injury (Slightly H) (1) Chapter 45.2 [Master-disciple story 3] Healing an injury (Slightly H) (2) Chapter 46 [Master-disciple story 4] My name is Ling Yue, epithet Highest Heavens Chapter 47 [Master-Disciple Story 5] How to become a good master Chapter 48.1 [Master-disciple story 6] Jiao Er, don’t cry (1) Chapter 48.2 [Master-disciple story 6] Jiao Er, don’t cry (2) Chapter 49.1 [Master-disciple story 7] The one who should apologize, is you (1) Chapter 49.2 [Master-disciple story 7] The one who should apologize, is you (2) Chapter 50 [Master-disciple story 8] Buxu Feathers Chapter 51 [Master-disciple story 9] Master, don’t go Chapter 52.1 [Master-disciple story 10] Since it was a tribulation, he would just have to cross over it (1) Chapter 52.2 [Master-disciple story 10] Since it was a tribulation, he would just have to cross over it. (2) Chapter 53 [Master-disciple story 11] Silly little girl, open your mouth (Slightly H) Chapter 54.1 [Master-disciple story 12] He was already in heat (H) (1) Chapter 54.2 [Master-disciple story 12] He was already in heat (H) (2) Chapter 55 [Master-Disciple Story 13] Master, quickly enter me (H) Chapter 56 [Master-disciple story 14] Xiantian Furnace, Nine Mysterious White Tiger (H) Chapter 57 [Master-disciple story 15] The Art of Coitus, Stepping into the Realm of Foundation Establishment! (HH) Chapter 58 [Master-disciple story 16] I will never give up Chapter 59 [Master-disciple story 17] Cang Jing Pavilion Chapter 60 [Master-disciple story 18] Nine Mysterious Constituents Scriptures Chapter 61 [Master-disciple story 19] Sendai Refine Meetup Chapter 62 [Master-disciple story 20] Finding someone Chapter 63 [Master-disciple story 21] Joyous Union Poison Chapter 64 [Master-disciple 22] The need to copulate (Slightly H) Chapter 65 [Master – disciple story 23] Itchy hands and itchy heart (H) Chapter 66 [Master-disciple story 24] I want to eat Master’s big rod (H) Chapter 67 [Master-disciple story 25] The Mixing of Yin and Yang (H) Chapter 68 [Master-disciple story 26] Being done on the shellfish bed (H) Chapter 69 [Master Disciple Story 27] Move by yourself (H) Chapter 70 [Master-disciple story 28] The consequences of playing with fire (H) Chapter 71 [Master-disciple story 29] Being done into peeing (H) Chapter 72 [Master-disciple story 30] Joyous Union Lord Chapter 73 [Master-disciple story 31] Just kill them all Chapter 74 [Master-disciple story 32] Blood Demons Chapter 75 [Master-disciple story 33] Conferment Chapter 76 [Master-Disciple story 34] Locking Yin and Yang (Slightly H) Chapter 77 [Master – Disciple Story 35] Completion of Dual-cultivation (H) Chapter 78 [Master-Disciple Story 36] If you’re going, we’re going together Chapter 79 [Master-Disciple Story 37] The Repercussions of Disobedience Chapter 80 [Master-Disciple Story 38] Escape Chapter 81 [Master-disciple story 39] You reap what you sow Chapter 82 [Master-disciple story 40] Let’s go home Chapter 83 [Master-disciple story 41] Master, I love you (H) (End) Chapter 84 The third world: “President, Don’t Ravage Me” Chapter 85 [President’s Story 1] She hadn’t grown teeth yet Chapter 86 [President’s Story 2] Don’t call out Chapter 87 [President’s Story 3] Kitty cat, thank you Chapter 88 [President’s Story 4] Lucky cat Chapter 89 [President’s Story 5] A big meal Chapter 90 [President’s Story 6] Protection fee Chapter 91 [President’s Story 7] Unified Attack Chapter 92 [President’s Story 8] Where’s my cat Chapter 93 [President’s Story 9] Awakening Chapter 94 [President’s Story 10] Dream Chapter 95 [President’s Story 11] He Sinian, you’re pretty skilled, aren’t you! Chapter 96 [President’s Story 12] Let’s take a bath Chapter 97 [President’s Story 13] Don’t just lick anything Chapter 98 [President’s Story 14] It feels good to the touch (slightly H) Chapter 99 [President’s Story 15] Cat-Eared Cute Girls (Slightly H) Chapter 100 [President’s Story 16] Within mouth’s reach (Slightly H) Chapter 101 [President’s Story 17] This kind of thing is even worse Chapter 102 [President’s Story 18] The consequences of provoking the man (H) Chapter 103 [President’s Story 19] Baby, I don’t dislike you (H) Chapter 104 [President’s Story 20] I’m f*cking you (HH) Chapter 105 [President’s Story 21] A serious man is the most handsome Chapter 106 [President’s Story 22] Character Setting Chapter 107 [President’s Story 23] Zipper Chapter 108 [President’s Story 24] Want to f*ck this mouth to mush (H) Chapter 109 [President’s Story 25] How should I discipline you (H) Chapter 110 [President’s Story 26] Using the tail to discipline (HH) Chapter 111 [President’s Story 27] The Perfect Candidate Chapter 112 [President’s story 28] Anime Expo Chapter 113 [President’s Story 29] Salty Pig Hands Chapter 114 [President’s Story 30] Settlement Chapter 115 [President’s Story 31] Not Close To Women (H) Chapter 116 [President’s Story 32] Recollection Chapter 117 [President’s Story 33] Madame Moon Chapter 118 [President’s Story 34] You’ll definitely look cute even when you’re old Chapter 119 [President’s Story 35] Great Nephew (H) Chapter 120 [President’s Story 36] Rumors Chapter 121 [President’s Story 37] Jiao Jiao, I love you (End) Chapter 122.1 [President’s Story Extra 1] Unforgettable Yearning (Nian Yue X He Feng) (1) Chapter 122.2 [President’s Story Extra 1] Unforgettable Yearning (Nian Yue X He Feng) (2) Chapter 122.3 [President’s Story Extra 1] Unforgettable Yearning (Nian Yue X He Feng) (3) Chapter 123 [President’s Story Extra 2] Cat He’s Adventure Diaries Chapter 124 Fourth World: “My Lord, You’re So Naughty” Chapter 125 [Father-In-Law’s Story 1] A Mockery Of A Wedding Chapter 126 [Father-In-Law’s Story 2] Who in the world is he? Chapter 127 [Father-In-Law’s Story 3] Misunderstanding Chapter 128 [Father-In-Law’s Story 4] The only one doing all the work. (Slightly H) Chapter 129 [Father-In-Law’s Story 5] Leaking Water So Quickly (H) Chapter 130 [Father-in-law’s Story 6] I can’t bear it anymore (H) Chapter 131 [Father-in-law’s Story 7] An Ominous Premonition Chapter 132 [Father-In-Law’s Story 8] The Daughter-In-Law Serves Tea Chapter 133 [Father-In-Law’s Story 9] Feigning Ignorance Chapter 134 [Father-In-Law’s Story 10] I Don’t Eat Losses Chapter 135 [Father-In-Law’s Story 11] Underestimate her Chapter 136 [Father-In-Law’s Story 12] Strong Wind Chapter 137 [Father-In-Law’s Story 13] What are you hiding for? Chapter 138 [Father-In-Law’s Story 14] Business Deal Chapter 139 [Father-In-Law’s Story 15] This Lord Wants To Eat You (Slightly H) Chapter 140 [Father-In-Law’s Story 16] Call my name (H) Chapter 141 [Father-In-Law’s Story 17] Idiot, I was referring to you (H) Chapter 142 [Father-In-Law’s Story 18] Seeking an Official Position Chapter 143 [Father-In-Law’s Story 19] This Lord Only Wants You Chapter 144 [Father-In-Law’s Story 20] Plan Chapter 145 [Father-In-Law’s Story 21] The Son of Heaven Rages Chapter 146 [Father-In-Law’s Story 22] Vengeance Chapter 147 [Father-In-Law’s Story 23] The Cicada Sheds Its Carapace Chapter 148 [Father-In-Law’s Story 24] Suck it (H) Chapter 149 [Father-In-Law Story 25] I didn’t feed you full (HH) Chapter 150 [Father-In-Law’s Story 25] I’m about to be pierced through (HH) Chapter 151 [Father-In-Law’s Story 26] An Opportune Encounter Chapter 152 [Father-In-Law’s Story 27] Disguise Chapter 153 [Father-In-Law’s Story 28] Mission Chapter 154 [Father-In-Law’s Story 29] Cash Cow Chapter 155 [Father-In-Law’s Story 30] Let’s take a bath together Chapter 156 [Father-in-law’s Story 31] Bend Down (Slightly H) Chapter 157 [Father-in-Law’s Story 32] Pincer Attack from the Front and Back (H) Chapter 158 [Father-In-Law’s Story 33] Eavesdropping (H) Chapter 159 [Father-In-Law’s Story 34] Stirrings of Love Chapter 160 [Father-in-law’s Story 35] Banquet Chapter 161 [Father-in-law’s Story 35] Secret Room Chapter 162 [Father-In-Law’s Story 37] Who was plotting against who Chapter 163 [Father-in-law’s story] Lord, please conduct yourself with dignity Chapter 164 [Father-in-Law’s Story 39] You’re not allowed to get close to other women Chapter 165.1 [Father-In-Law’s story 40] Father-in-law, I love you (H) (End) (1) Chapter 165.2 [Father-In-Law’s story 40] Father-in-law, I love you (H) (End) (2) Chapter 166 Fifth World: “Big Boss Dotes on the Little Runaway Wife” Chapter 167 [Big Shot’s Story 1] Jealousy of a Love Rival Chapter 168 [Big Shot’s Story 2] My Fiancé Chapter 169 [Big Shot’s Story 3] Malicious Intent Chapter 170 [Big Shot’s Story 4] Your Marksmanship is Amazing Chapter 171 [Big Shot’s Story 5] The Commander Curries Favor Chapter 172 [Big Shot’s Story 6] Along the Way Chapter 173 [Big Shot Story 7] Hard Chapter 174 [Big Shot’s Story 8] Quivering Hands Chapter 175 [Big Shot’s Story 9] Do what? Do you (Slightly H) Chapter 176 [Big Shot’s Story 10] A feast for the eyes (H) Chapter 177 [Big Shot‘s Story 11] Your whole body is sweet (H) Chapter 178 [Big Shot’s Story 12] Shooting Practice Chapter 179 [Big Shot’s Story 13] Give me a rub Chapter 180 [Big Shot’s Story 14] Let’s play a game (Slightly H) Chapter 181 [Big Shot’s Story 15] Let’s change the rules of the game (H) Chapter 182 [Big Shot’s Story 16] Let’s end it right here (H) Chapter 183 [Big Shot’s Story 17] A guest in the middle of the night Chapter 184 [Big Shot’s Story 18] Moving houses Chapter 185 [Big Shot’s Story 19] New Classmate Chapter 186 [Big Shot’s Story 20] Drama Chapter 187 [Big Shot’s Story 21] Any matter that concerns you is a big deal Chapter 188 [Big Shot’s Story 22] She didn’t care about dying Chapter 189 [Big Shot’s Story 23] Lovers’ Pendants Chapter 190 [Big Shot’s Story 24] You are all I see Chapter 191 [Big Shot’s Story 25] You are mine (H) Chapter 192 [Big Shot’s Story 26] Mistress Chapter 193 [Big Shot’s Story 27] Fight for her Chapter 194 [Big Shot’s Story 28] Yan Zhan, save me Chapter 195 [Big Shot’s Story 29] Jiaojiao, close your eyes Chapter 196 [Big Shot’s Story 30] I’ve been drugged Chapter 197 [Big Shot’s Story 31] You are mine (H) / Chapter 198 [Big Shot’s Story 32] The Captivating Little Minx (H) Chapter 199 [Big Shot’s Story 33] Slap Chapter 200 [Big Shot’s Story 34] Pulling the carpet from under him Chapter 201 [Big Shot’s Story 35] Pray for the child Chapter 202 [Big Shot’s Story 36] Dogfight Chapter 203 [Big Shot’s Story 37] Possessed Chapter 204 [Big Shot’s Story 38] Brother Yan, I love you (End) Chapter 205 [Big-Shot’s Story Extra] The flowers by the path are now in full bloom (Part I) Chapter 206 [Big Shot’s Story Extra] The flowers by the path are now in full bloom (Part II) Chapter 207 [Big Shot’s Story Extra] The flowers by the path are now in full bloom (End) Chapter 208 The sixth world: The Khan Tyrant Pampers the False Princess Chapter 209 [Khan’s Story 1] What a fragile little white flower Chapter 210 [Khan’s Story 2] Princess, please conduct yourself with dignity Chapter 211 [Khan’s Story 3] Treating Sister-In-Law as a Mother Chapter 212 [Khan’s Story 4] A member of our Tuoba Clan Chapter 213 [Khan’s Story 5] You couldn’t care less about me Chapter 214 [Khan’s Story 6] I don’t hate him Chapter 215 [Khan’s Story 7] Wetting Her Lips Protected: Chapter 216 [Khan’s Story 8] So hard it hurts (Slightly H) Protected: Chapter 217 [Khan’s Story 9] Arrows on the Bowstring (H) Chapter 218 [Khan’s Story 10] It’s poking me Chapter 219 [Khan’s Story 11] You can look but you can’t eat Chapter 220 [Khan’s Story 12] He had to shave Protected: Chapter 221 [Khan’s Story 13] Who are you? (H) Chapter 222 [Khan’s Story 14] Encountering a kidnapper Chapter 223 [Khan’s Story 15] Beg me Chapter 224 [Khan’s Story 16] Devoting her body Chapter 225 [Khan’s Story 17] Who wants to sleep with whom? Protected: Chapter 226 [Khan’s Story 18] And you still insist you aren’t licentious (H) Protected: Chapter 227 [Khan’s Story 19] Why is it so big (H) Chapter 228 [Khan’s Story 20] Schadenfreude Chapter 229 [Khan’s Story 21] Think of a way Chapter 230 [Khan’s Story 22] What if this princess isn’t willing Chapter 231 [Khan’s Story 23] Spring comes upon a withered tree Chapter 232 [Khan’s Story 24] Where did the princess go Chapter 233 [Khan’s Story 25] Find her Chapter 234 [Khan’s story 26] He wanted this beauty Chapter 235 [Khan’s Story 27] The woman I love Chapter 236 [Khan’s Story 28] Put an end Chapter 237 [Khan’s Story 29] You’re so annoying Chapter 238 [Khan’s Story 30] Hard to control his feelings Chapter 239 [Khan’s Story 31] Call me brother Protected: Chapter 240 [Khan’s Story 32] Irrigate with Semen (H) Chapter 241 [Khan’s Story 33] I’ll fill you up again Protected: Chapter 242 [Khan’s Story 34] Lying on the horse’s back (H) Chapter 243 [Khan’s Story 35] Sneak Attack Chapter 244 [Khan’s Story 36] Wife Chapter 245 [Khan’s Story 37] Leave me a little farther Chapter 246 [Khan’s Story 38] Settling Treason Chapter 247 [Khan’s Story 39] Khan, I Love You (End) Chapter 248 The Seventh World Chapter 249 [Emperor’s Story 1] Godfather Chapter 250 [Emperor’s Story 2] The Sixth Prince Chapter 251 [Emperor’s Story 3] Eat strawberries Chapter 252 [Emperor’s Story 4] Delivering food Chapter 253 [Emperor’s Story 5] Abuse Chapter 254 [Emperor’s Story 6] Disciplining the wicked servants Chapter 255 [Emperor’s Story 7] Ya Zi Chapter 256 [Emperor’s Story 8] Wake up Chapter 257 [Emperor’s Story 9] Imperial Preceptor Jiang Chapter 258 [Emperor’s Story 10] Clash Chapter 259 [Emperor’s Story 11] Flogged Chapter 260 [Emperor’s Story 12] Distress Chapter 261 [Emperor’s Story 13] Ointment Chapter 262 [Emperor’s Story 14] Peeping Chapter 263 [Emperor’s Story 15] Erotic Picture Chapter 264 [Emperor’s Story 16] Soothing with hands Chapter 265 [Emperor’s Story 17] I’m not young (Slightly H) Chapter 266 [Emperor Chapter 18] Clearing the rotting skin Chapter 267 [Emperor’s Story 19] Are you willing to? Protected: Chapter 268 [Emperor’s Story 20] Yin and Yang come together (Slight H) Chapter 269 [Emperor’s Story] Secret Dragon in the Abyss Chapter 270 [Emperor’s Story 22] Jealousy Protected: Chapter 271 [Emperor’s Story 23] (Slight H) Chapter 272 [Emperor’s Story 24] Exposed Chapter 273 [Emperor’s Story 25] Losing you Chapter 274 [Emperor’s Story 26] Acting Impetuously Chapter 275 [Emperor’s Story 27] Going Into Battle Chapter 276 [Emperor’s Story 28] Xi Shi Sesame Seed Cakes Chapter 277 [Emperor’s Story 29] Tigress Protected: Chapter 278 [Emperor’s Story 31] Possess me and make me yours (Slightly H) Protected: Chapter 279 [Emperor’s Story 31] Tied Up (H) Chapter 280 [Emperor’s Story 32] Recurring Dream
Lolol looks like we’ll be seeing hella sassiness this arc eh
This arc is going way too smooth for Chu Jiao to finish the objective. I’m more inclined to believe that Chu Jiao will be accused to be unfaithful and no longer a virgin for some drama before Shen Zhen even realises the truth and the latter has to save her from getting beaten to death by order of Matriarch Zhu
When you said that, I kinda imagine it as another course, but pretty please I hope it’s not
Looking forward to see Shen Zhen realizing the truth!!
Hahaha I can’t help laughing already 😆😆😂