God of Cuteness’ Love Academy

Chapter 5: People Die If You Throw Them Down!!!

Feng Lingcan chuckled, and shook his head while looking at me. “What’s your name?”

For a moment, I felt depressed because I really didn’t exist among these demonic students. He just remembered to ask my name just now!

Sure enough, helping me was just nothing to him. It was just incidental like picking up a plastic bottle, and throwing it into the trash without bothering to check what brand it was.

I smiled and said, “Forget my name. I think I’ll stay here for a while…”

Glancing at the monsters around me and the flying Fusu, I thought this was a dream and not reality.

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Suddenly, the aircraft sank as if it was preparing to land. Then I realized that there was no flight attendant, and the captain didn’t even speak on the speakers. It made me think that the plane was flying by itself which was very weird.

“Che, you’re just pretending to be mysterious,” Fusu snickered, “There are a lot of girls like you. You’re doing this to catch everyone’s attention.”

My face sank, and I coldly stared at him. His eyes glinted a chilling light.

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Ebyv? Zsw’al yzzsole vs tzyal yv xl, cwv R nyd’v? Psd’v vbkdj R’x yqayke sq usw fwpv clnywpl usw nyd qzu!

Mwadkdt yoyu, R pyv yde ktdsale bkx. Wldt Nkdtnyd ryvvle xl sd vbl pbswzela, yde zkjl y jkde pldksa, tldvzu alxkdele xl, “El’al yzxspv vblal. Zsw byhl vs qszzso xl yqvla tlvvkdt sqq vbl rzydl.”

R eked’v prlyj, ktdsakdt bkx. Tl alvwadle vs bkp saktkdyz rspkvksd, yde pyv clpkel Jyk Zkdt. Mbld, bl osaaklezu tzydnle yv xl zkjl vbl tldvzl pldksa vbyv bl oyp.

Jwv R eyale dsv vawpv ydusdl clnywpl lhlauvbkdt vbyv byrrldle kd vbkp rzydl oyp ps swv sq vbkp osaze.

Ublnjkdt xu xsckzl rbsdl, R zssjle yv Wwpw’p rknvwal, vbld, R elzlvle kv elnkpkhlzu. R eked’v oydv vs cl pwaaswdele cu bkp dyankppkpvkn byzs, vbkdjkdt vbyv R oyp kdvs bkx.

R byvl yaastydv csup vbl xspv!

“Zsw’al…dsv yqayke sq xl?” G vkxke, uswdt hsknl prsjl clpkel xl. R vwadle vs vbl pswanl, yde vbl qkapv vbkdt R pyo oyp y pdyjl’p qynl. Mbl pdyjl bkpple yv xl okvb okel lulp, zssjkdt yv xl okvb nwakspkvu.

“Psd’v cl…yqayke. Dkyscyk osd’v bwav rlsrzl…” vbl vkxke vlldytla bke clbkde vbl ckt obkvl pdyjl. Tkp hsknl oyp aypru zkjl yd yeszlpnldv obs oyp pvkzz kd vbl rasnlpp sq nbydtkdt bkp hsknl.

I just noticed that he had white hair, and he became a lot more inconspicuous because he hid behind the white python. He was wearing a black martial arts uniform like what I saw earlier, but his clothes were more snug at the waist.

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He looked more like a young hero of the East. It was a pity that he had a timid look, covering up his heroic spirit.

I stared at the snake, looked around, and whispered, “Let me tell you a secret! I feel like I’m still dreaming.”

The boy was stunned, and he peeked from behind the snake. His eyes were black as night, but it was covered by his long bangs.

“You… don’t know us?”

“I don’t know!” Now that I met a seemingly harmless little brother, I couldn’t help but spit out the things in my heart, “ I failed my college entrance exam, and I thought that I’m going to New Oriental to drive an excavator. Suddenly, two men in black appeared at my home, and sent me here! Then, I witnessed so many strange things like that Fusu who flew on his sword! Fortunately, I’m seeing these things slowly, I  can still process them. I’m not scared silly at all! When I look around, I feel that your white snake is the most normal!”

He shyly lowered his face behind the white snake, smiled, and said softly, “Thank you, sister. Normally…only a few…people talk to me because…I’m the trash in the…Academy of Gods and Demons. No one wants to talk to me.”

“Academy of Gods and Demons!” I drew a sharp breath. “If this is true, then I should know what’s going on! Why am I here? I’m obviously a human. Are all these true?”

I pinched myself in disbelief. Ah! It hurts!

I gritted my teeth, bearing the pain. This is definitely not a dream!

Damn it!

This is really not a dream!

So the zombies are real!

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It is very possible that the god of light is really a vampire!

That the red sun is also very likely to really kill people!

The charm, the sword and magic pestle is true!

I have entered a mystical world!

It felt like I just woke up with my mouth open. Then my brain went into chaos, as if an atomic bomb exploded in it with the black hole, and the universe.

Finally, I had an out-of-body experience. My soul flew out of my body…and it turned to ashes. I… broke into pieces…

“I’m… Si Yinuo, what’s your name sister?”

I slowly came back to my senses because of his voice. After a series of brain-shattering truths, I gradually accepted reality and calmly answered, “I’m Xia Xiaolan.”

The white snake’s head brushed against my face. The skin was cold but it was very comfortable.

I am surprised that I am not even afraid of such a big snake. Is it because I am a strong, different girl from everyone else?

Si Yinuo smiled timidly behind Xiaobai and said, “Xiaobai seems to like you very much…”

I was really not afraid of anything now. Anyone can “like” me as long as it’s not the zombie from earlier.

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“Look, we’re here!” Si Yinuo exclaimed and he stretched his hand, pointing at the window. I immediately looked, and I was dumbstruck!

The plane didn’t land at all. In between the clouds, there was a huge city floating in the sky!

The sky city looked like an ancient city with carved jade columns, railings, and bridges, but there were still wooden platforms, and strange flying cars. There were modern and some futuristic tools that combined with the ancient city.

Surprisingly enough, there was no sense of contradiction. On the contrary, everything brings out the beauty of the modern, and ancient Chinese charm.

It looks trendy! Exciting!

The plane began to approach slowly and stopped at the entrance of a long bridge. Moreover, it wasn’t just our plane. There were a lot of strange flying cars ahead and behind us.

Amazing!

Seeing this, my worried emotions were replaced by excitement!

No matter what the hell is happening, this is fun! Let’s enjoy it first!

When the plane stopped, I grabbed my bag and ran. I didn’t even wait for the mysterious Feng Lingcan. Although he looked very helpful, I could tell at a glance that Fusu and him were not on good terms. I was new here. I didn’t want to get involved in any weird fights.

When mortals have  disagreements, we fight. At most, we throw desks and chairs, but this place was the Academy of Gods and Demons!

What the hell is this place?! There are a lot of demons and monsters! If they fight, they’ll wipe me out even my ashes!

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Thinking about it makes me panic. Why on earth am I here? This is the first thing I need to figure out!

I hurriedly ran off the plane and stood on the edge of the bridge, leaning forward in excitement. I cautiously peeked down to see the endless sea of clouds rolling beneath us, and I really, really wanted to shout if not for the fact that it was foolish.

Hold back…hold back! Xia Xiaolan, you just made a fool of yourself on the plane.

This was really a magical place. I was obviously standing at a high altitude, but I didn’t feel the air pressure, cold, or any side effects in the human body when you stood at more than 10,000 meters above ground.

It was like standing in an even soil, and the air was exceptionally fresh. It was the standard.

I feel like I’m a little drunk on oxygen. ~~~~

“Che! Is it nice?” Suddenly, Fusu’s contemptuous voice came from behind me. Then, before I could answer, my body was held horizontally. I saw his contemptuous evil smile.

“Savor it.”

“Eh?!” There was no time to react as my body was directly flying down the bridge, falling straight to the sea of clouds below.

Fusu’s evil but handsome face grew more and more distant. I was scared silly, and instinctively shouted, “Ah—-”

When I glanced at the bridge again, Fusu was smiling, full of disdain and contempt for me as if I was pretending just to get his attention!

Damn! You scum!

“Ah —-“

“Boom!” I fell into a flying car, and I jumped up in shock and screamed while touching my body, “Ah——“

Then, I suddenly saw the uncle driver beside me, and I was scared witless until I couldn’t speak. Instead, I yelled again, “Ah–“

“Noisy!” Suddenly, a cold voice spoke behind me. This time, it felt like I had lost my voice, and I became mute.

“Little girl, sit down~~~” The uncle driver kindly reminded me with a smile.

I hurriedly sat down in shock, hugged my body, and nodded, shivering. “Thank you, uncle.”

“No need for thanks ~ ~ ~” the uncle smiled at me. “Every new semester, there are always one or two girls falling into our young master’s car.”

“What? Uncle, you think I did it on purpose?” I was instantly on fire, forgetting my previous fear.  “What the hell is this school! How come everyone is so self-centered! On my first day, I met a vampire who wanted to eat me. Then, I ran into a foul-mouth, narcissistic Fusu who thought I wanted his attention, and threw me off the bridge! Uncle! I’m a mortal! Isn’t it obvious? I’m really a mortal! I can’t step on a sword and fly around like you can~~~~”

“Shut up!” Suddenly, the cold voice came again, and I turned around angrily, but I lost my ability to speak…

I saw a boy wearing a male Hanfu printed with a life-like dragon pattern. He was sitting in the back seat, looking high and mighty. His long, narrow eyes were cold, accentuated by his sword-like eyebrows. He had long hair dipping from his temples, and he wore modern glasses making him look more stern. With his thin lips slightly pursed, he looked extra cold and arrogant.

The long clothes looked like an ancient costume, but the collar design was extraordinarily modern, and the dragon pattern was very lifelike. It was as if a dragon would come out of it.

Below the collar was a row of buttons. The sight of it urged people to unlock it one by one. This was the seduction that buttons brought to people.

He coldly sat at the backseat, one leg folded with one hand holding a book. He stared at me with a gloomy face. His aura brought out an ancient prince’s majesty. The long, straight black hair made people unable to look away.

It was as if he was the young master of a huge, powerful gang, unsmiling, awe-inspiring, and unapproachable.


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